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I fucked a girl infected with the swine flu
Just the other day and the day after it turns out she has swine flu. I am not sick yet so that means either I am immune or I am an immune carrier of the virus. Awesome.
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That can't be good LOL
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It's not ebola, it's just a flu... better see an urologist.
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If you didn't fuck her piggy-style you should be ok.
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Did you come?
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Your done for now!
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oh no you get a regular flu.. stock up on OJ and tissues.. god-damn propaganda
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Or symptoms didn't started to show yet..
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Swine flu is just a flu, no need to panic
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This thread kicks some serious swine ass, can you do a drawing of her?
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Does your dick make oink oink oink now?
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Do you tongue swab her?
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Don't fuck with swine flu.. oh wait..
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Pig fucker!!
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fucking swine :D
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you just got the newest type of flu ... Pussy Flu :winkwink:
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are you sure it was a girl and not a pig?
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I could use a swing taco right about now..
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that doesn;t mean you are immune at all. its either your body fought off the virus or your symptoms haven't started yet. just because you don't get the flu when coming in contact with someone once doesn't mean you will all the time. it all depends on your immune system at the time.
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Did you make out with her?
Did you eat her cunt? Or did you just stick her like a pig? If the latter, and even if bareback that is really not how you catch the flu virus. Though I am supposed we should assume you also stuck her wet monkey bareback right? |
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Pix or it didn't happen
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that is so sad
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So....how u feeling after one day! Any symptoms.
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anyway....congrats
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DId you kiss her when she was coughing? Good good.
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hope you don't get it.. and if you do, get better soon
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Hope you keep healthy!!
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Brings a whole new meaning to making bacon!
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good luck
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I just sprayed rubbing alcohol on my monitor.
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I am still doing well, thanks everyone for the kind words.
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Duck 1, Swine 0
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