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The Duck 11-14-2009 07:41 AM

I fucked a girl infected with the swine flu
 
Just the other day and the day after it turns out she has swine flu. I am not sick yet so that means either I am immune or I am an immune carrier of the virus. Awesome.

Just thought I would let you know.

Nicky 11-14-2009 07:46 AM

That can't be good LOL

CaptainHowdy 11-14-2009 07:48 AM

It's not ebola, it's just a flu... better see an urologist.

L-Pink 11-14-2009 08:02 AM

If you didn't fuck her piggy-style you should be ok.


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Dirty Dane 11-14-2009 08:06 AM

Did you come?

fryer 11-14-2009 08:41 AM

Your done for now!

gleem 11-14-2009 09:12 AM

oh no you get a regular flu.. stock up on OJ and tissues.. god-damn propaganda

Klen 11-14-2009 09:28 AM

Or symptoms didn't started to show yet..

sex69 11-14-2009 09:42 AM

Swine flu is just a flu, no need to panic

alias 11-14-2009 10:09 AM

This thread kicks some serious swine ass, can you do a drawing of her?

MoreMagic 11-14-2009 10:53 AM

Does your dick make oink oink oink now?

ruff 11-14-2009 11:04 AM

Do you tongue swab her?

digifan 11-14-2009 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreMagic (Post 16551223)
Does your dick make oink oink oink now?

Silly :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jakez 11-14-2009 11:25 AM

Don't fuck with swine flu.. oh wait..

Scott McD 11-14-2009 11:28 AM

Pig fucker!!

seeandsee 11-14-2009 11:28 AM

fucking swine :D

Waiter 11-14-2009 11:37 AM

you just got the newest type of flu ... Pussy Flu :winkwink:

LeCoq 11-14-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16550968)
If you didn't fuck her piggy-style you should be ok.


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SleazyDream 11-14-2009 05:01 PM

are you sure it was a girl and not a pig?

Tippy 11-14-2009 05:11 PM

ah-oh your dick is gonna curl up like a piggy tail...

http://www.e18.net/piggy.png

aroy3719 11-14-2009 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sex69 (Post 16551132)
Swine flu is just a flu, no need to panic

This is true

RyuLion 11-14-2009 05:49 PM

I could use a swing taco right about now..
(Al pastor meat)
http://joshandamyoettle.files.wordpr...-al-pastor.jpg

BlackCrayon 11-14-2009 06:10 PM

that doesn;t mean you are immune at all. its either your body fought off the virus or your symptoms haven't started yet. just because you don't get the flu when coming in contact with someone once doesn't mean you will all the time. it all depends on your immune system at the time.

After Shock Media 11-14-2009 06:28 PM

Did you make out with her?
Did you eat her cunt?
Or did you just stick her like a pig?

If the latter, and even if bareback that is really not how you catch the flu virus. Though I am supposed we should assume you also stuck her wet monkey bareback right?

eroticsexxx 11-14-2009 06:56 PM

www.ihavetheswineflu.com

BLOG BURGLAR 11-14-2009 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck (Post 16550928)
. I am not sick yet so that means either I am immune or I am an immune carrier of the virus. Awesome.

Too bad about the AIDS though.

Spunky 11-14-2009 07:31 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

Owner 11-15-2009 05:32 AM

http://thesmuthost.com/images/e1j7r1qf8dwanvyf6xe6.gif

Roby 11-15-2009 05:50 AM

that is so sad

Darkcrni 11-15-2009 06:45 AM

So....how u feeling after one day! Any symptoms.

The Duck 11-15-2009 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcrni (Post 16552928)
So....how u feeling after one day! Any symptoms.

All is well so far. I have read that the symptoms usually start within 48 hours of infection so I hope im out of the woods.

bobby666 11-15-2009 02:13 PM

anyway....congrats

Iron Fist 11-15-2009 02:16 PM

DId you kiss her when she was coughing? Good good.

_Richard_ 11-15-2009 03:27 PM

hope you don't get it.. and if you do, get better soon

Juicy D. Links 11-15-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16551952)
are you sure it was a girl and not a pig?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 11-16-2009 08:37 AM

Hope you keep healthy!!

Twistys Tim 11-16-2009 11:19 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to making bacon!

naeddie 11-16-2009 01:10 PM

good luck

CamJack 11-16-2009 01:16 PM

I just sprayed rubbing alcohol on my monitor.

The Duck 11-18-2009 05:43 AM

I am still doing well, thanks everyone for the kind words.

alias 11-18-2009 05:51 AM

Duck 1, Swine 0


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