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96ukssob 11-22-2009 11:12 PM

My cats butt STINKS!
 
I dont know what my cat has been eating, but WOW her shit stinks. We clean out her litter box everyday and bought one of those fancy ones thats not supposed to stink, but i think she doesnt even like going near it.

Worst part is her litter box is in our laundry room, where the heating/ac system is at and her ass is now causing the entire place to smell like death! no real other place to move it either :mad:

Tomorrow, she is getting a new type of food or shes going to be spending some time outside! :1orglaugh

lazzlo 11-22-2009 11:14 PM

Is she spayed?

96ukssob 11-22-2009 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazzlo (Post 16576196)
Is she spayed?

yeah. adopted her from the humane society last January. seems like just recently her ass has been more potent than before, but shes been on the same food for months now

Spunky 11-22-2009 11:19 PM

Too much wet food.try more dry food and limit the wet every 3 days after a week of dry

lazzlo 11-22-2009 11:19 PM

My cats butt doesn't stink at all. it smells like flowers.

lazzlo 11-22-2009 11:20 PM

Or and I dont feed her any wet food. yucky.

96ukssob 11-22-2009 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16576205)
Too much wet food.try more dry food and limit the wet every 3 days after a week of dry

I feed her dry food. Some healthy crap from Purina... id rather have a fat non stinky cat than this smelly menace :1orglaugh

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BFT3K 11-22-2009 11:24 PM

Maybe sit down and have a talk with her.

Barefootsies 11-22-2009 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16576211)
id rather have a fat non stinky cat than this smelly menace


Iron Fist 11-23-2009 12:28 AM

You should have the cat we used to have that crawls up and snuggles with you while your on the computer... in between your arms.... and then farts.

SleazyDream 11-23-2009 12:33 AM

my dog can fart so bad it can clear a room - and the son of a bitch Smiles when he does it too

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 01:15 AM

Cats just smell in general like piss. I never understood why someone would get a cat. You can tell if a person has a cat immediately upon stepping into their home. They reak.

I know, I know.... cat owners will come in and say that their house doesn't smell... but guess what? It does, you are just used to it. It smells really fucking bad. :2 cents:

Raf1 11-23-2009 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16576255)
my dog can fart so bad it can clear a room - and the son of a bitch Smiles when he does it too

my dog farts so bad, she sometimes frightens herself with it. Loud ones usually, so we can flee the room before the smell hits us :)

NBBCash Matze 11-23-2009 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raf1 (Post 16576340)
my dog farts so bad, she sometimes frightens herself with it. Loud ones usually, so we can flee the room before the smell hits us :)

haha similar to my cat "Siegfried", sometimes he wakes up of his own farts and changes the room then. :) It's horrible and funny at the same time.

kaysworld 11-23-2009 03:53 AM

Definately give the cat dried food, as soon as you give them wet you are definately in trouble I know because I have 72 cats !! trust me

just a punk 11-23-2009 03:55 AM

Cats are evil :)

Dirty Lord 11-23-2009 04:04 AM

trade your cat :D

bigdog577 11-23-2009 04:34 AM

Get a dog. I can smell if a cat has ever lived in a house or apartment the second I walk in the door, even if it was 20 years before. That smell never goes away.

LoveSandra 11-23-2009 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 16576453)
Cats are evil :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 11-23-2009 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdog577 (Post 16576503)
Get a dog. I can smell if a cat has ever lived in a house or apartment the second I walk in the door, even if it was 20 years before. That smell never goes away.

really? i've always found that with dog owners. The dogs almost always stink unless they get a bath every couple of days.

rowan 11-23-2009 05:46 AM

Any way to install a micro filter on your air inlet so that it absorbs most of the odour?

sex69 11-23-2009 05:48 AM

Spare the feelings of the poor animal. Stink it maybe for you but for your cat it is a perfume.

gaybraincash 11-23-2009 07:34 AM

My cat poop in the toilet...

MaDalton 11-23-2009 07:45 AM

maybe there's something wrong with her digestion system? did you ask your vet about it?

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaybraincash (Post 16576869)
My cat poop in the toilet...

Do the guys at Braincash support this thread?
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=939873

If so, I suggest you post in it. :2 cents:

tranza 11-23-2009 08:49 AM

Pets poo always stinks!

BFT3K 11-23-2009 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16576609)
really? i've always found that with dog owners. The dogs almost always stink unless they get a bath every couple of days.

Yeah, no kidding! Most dogs smell like corn chips and old socks.

Just Mike 11-23-2009 11:09 AM

it's your cats anal glands. you need to have the vet squeeze the secretions out of them. Or you can put on a runner glove and do it yourself and save the $150 .

thats the 100% reason she is smelling...the glands are impacted.

Lace 11-23-2009 11:10 AM

Hate hate hate Cats. Worst animals ever.

They smell like shit, always pissing where they're not supposed to, not very local...I could go on and on.

Serial Pervert 11-23-2009 11:13 AM

You just need to take her on a vet! He'll say to you what's happening..

DaddyHalbucks 11-23-2009 11:28 AM

I wonder if some natural enzymes would help clear the smell. Ask your vet.

eroticsexxx 11-23-2009 11:29 AM

My cat shits and pisses outside. No litter box. No mess. No fuss. No stench.

And my dogs are bathed once a week except when they have their monthly dog grooming appointment.

No pet smell here.

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 16577539)
My cat shits and pisses outside. No litter box. No mess. No fuss. No stench.

And my dogs are bathed once a week except when they have their monthly dog grooming appointment.

No pet smell here.

You are just used to it, meanwhile your house smells like greasy assholes and ammonia :2 cents: And so do you and your clothes. :2 cents::2 cents:

cosis 11-23-2009 12:12 PM

i put a cat door on the door that goes into the garage and put the litter box out there

PurrrsianPussyKat 11-23-2009 12:20 PM

Buy your cat some orijen. It's a great, high quality food. My cats love it and they don't have deadly ass. *giggles*

eroticsexxx 11-23-2009 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16577659)
You are just used to it, meanwhile your house smells like greasy assholes and ammonia :2 cents: And so do you and your clothes. :2 cents::2 cents:

You can always tell poor people who associate with other poor people.

Don't confuse me with your associates and or family members who don't know how to keep clean pets.

Nice try though.

matrixfred 11-23-2009 12:46 PM

Kick her to the curve...Nothing worst than a smelly pussy?

Deesnuts 11-23-2009 12:53 PM

i hate stinky pussy

JamesK 11-23-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16576282)
Cats just smell in general like piss. I never understood why someone would get a cat. You can tell if a person has a cat immediately upon stepping into their home. They reak.

I know, I know.... cat owners will come in and say that their house doesn't smell... but guess what? It does, you are just used to it. It smells really fucking bad. :2 cents:

No, it doesn't. You clearly don't know any hygienic people :1orglaugh

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 16577749)
You can always tell poor people who associate with other poor people.

Don't confuse me with your associates and or family members who don't know how to keep clean pets.

Nice try though.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ok cat lady! lol, stick up for your filthy fuck friends. I feel bad for your cats, as well as your neighbors. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Fucking grubby fuck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 16577832)
No, it doesn't. You clearly don't know any hygienic people :1orglaugh

All cats stink. Period. Prove me wrong, clown. :1orglaugh

Scott McD 11-23-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16576255)
my dog can fart so bad it can clear a room - and the son of a bitch Smiles when he does it too

Haha, and so he should... :1orglaugh

seeandsee 11-23-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16576192)
I dont know what my cat has been eating, but WOW her shit stinks. We clean out her litter box everyday and bought one of those fancy ones thats not supposed to stink, but i think she doesnt even like going near it.

Worst part is her litter box is in our laundry room, where the heating/ac system is at and her ass is now causing the entire place to smell like death! no real other place to move it either :mad:

Tomorrow, she is getting a new type of food or shes going to be spending some time outside! :1orglaugh

get her cat cock

eroticsexxx 11-23-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16577842)

Ok cat lady! lol, stick up for your filthy fuck friends. I feel bad for your cats, as well as your neighbors.

Fucking grubby fuck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'll say this once so pay attention:

Fuck you...You mentally retarded, reject, wanna-be.

Do you actually serve a fucking purpose here other than trolling to show your obvious idiocy?

By the way, I'm a guy. There are people here that you can get away with fucking with, but I'm not one of them.

Now do yourself a favor and fuck off.

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 16577887)
I'll say this once so pay attention:

Fuck you...You mentally retarded, reject, wanna-be.

Do you actually serve a fucking purpose here other than trolling to show your obvious idiocy?

By the way, I'm a guy. There are people here that you can get away with fucking with, but I'm not one of them.

Now do yourself a favor and fuck off.

OH... MY... GOD...

Fuck you grub :1orglaugh Enjoy your cats. Your sofa smells like piss. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BFT3K 11-23-2009 01:18 PM

Tube site posts never rise to the anger level they legitimately should, but a stinky cat post?

Who'd a thunk it?

Joanna | JOKEREMPIRE Inc. 11-24-2009 01:46 AM

maybe she has worms , take her to a vet..
and if u decide to change her food u need to wait like 2,3 days for a change :)


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