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POed-poster

12-15-2009 06:42 PM

Evangelist Oral Roberts dies in Calif. at age 91

I guess collections were less than what God wanted last Sunday and he took the old fart to be with him. I wonder if he knows now that his God is a fucking fairytale?

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Evangelist Oral Roberts dies in Calif. at age 91
By JUSTIN JUOZAPAVICIUS, Associated Press Writer

TULSA, Okla. ? Oral Roberts, who helped pioneer TV evangelism in the 1950s and used the power of the new medium ? and his message of God's healing power ? to build a multimillion-dollar ministry and a university that bears his name, died Tuesday. He was 91.

Roberts died of complications from pneumonia in Newport Beach, Calif., according to his spokesman, A. Larry Ross. The evangelist was hospitalized after a fall on Saturday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091215/...t_oral_roberts

Glenn Beck

12-15-2009 06:44 PM

what do you call two gay guys named bob?

oral roberts

heh

fmltube

12-15-2009 06:45 PM

And because of this fuck we had to endure shitheads like Jim and Tammy Faye. Fuck him.

Spunky

12-15-2009 07:01 PM

I thought he was dead already.

shimmy2

12-15-2009 07:36 PM

televangelists are considered obscene in my zip code by my community standards, please lock this thread

CYF	12-15-2009 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 16650485)

televangelists are considered obscene in my zip code by my community standards, please lock this thread

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

12-15-2009 07:43 PM

Oral Roberts?

Is that like Anal Johnson?

D Ghost

12-15-2009 07:44 PM

He probably raped little boys anyway...

Glenn Beck

12-15-2009 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 16650517)

He probably raped little boys anyway...

Quote:

4. Don't post links to illegal sites. Calling someone a Pedo, Refferring to them as a Pedo, Stating they promote Pedo, posting of Pedo links, and Death Threats are now grounds for immediate banning.

you should be banned for accusing a great american like mr. roberts of such debauchery.

SleazyDream

12-15-2009 07:50 PM

i hope he's at peace now

D Ghost

12-15-2009 07:51 PM

"Oral" - great name LMAO

POed-poster

12-15-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 16650485)

televangelists are considered obscene in my zip code by my community standards, please lock this thread

Even dead ones?

POed-poster

12-15-2009 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 16650517)

He probably raped little boys anyway...

No! He wasn't Catholic.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

12-15-2009 09:02 PM

Oral Roberts was seriously whack...

When he wasn't talking to a 900 foot Jesus, he was preaching things like this:

ADG

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