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MrMaxwell 12-22-2009 01:22 PM

I went to wal-mart again.. today..
 
It took me thirty minutes to push my way through all of the flaketards and find the GOD DAMNED FUCKING TAPE. I swear to god. Next time I go to wal-mart, I'm sending a woman, instead... they're like fucking shop nazis in there, I swear to fucking god over here.

Then I find the ONE checkout stand without TEN PEOPLE IN IT and this stupid whore has 1000 items and is writing a check. What ever happened to common courtesy? Sigh. I'm standing there with my FUCKING TAPE.. And she looks at me... and ..

Wal-Mart, my balls!!
I only saw two nice butts the whole time I was there and they were both there with their mongoloid boyfriends, too.. fucking meth head freaks.. god can only fucking hope that they don't reproduce

Moral of the story:

Wal-Mart or Grocery Shopping ... SEND A WOMAN TO DO THAT

Agent 488 12-22-2009 01:27 PM

how did the interview go?

LiveDose 12-22-2009 01:28 PM

The best time to go is in the middle of the night. No lines and you may even bump into some hot wasted college chicks...

fris 12-22-2009 01:34 PM

new job i take it?

plyndrty 12-22-2009 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16673422)
Wal-Mart or Grocery Shopping ... SEND A WOMAN TO DO THAT

After all that bitching I thought you were a woman. :2 cents:

Merry Christmas!

L-Pink 12-22-2009 01:36 PM

I can proudly say I have NEVER purchased anything from walmart.


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MrMaxwell 12-22-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 16673448)
The best time to go is in the middle of the night. No lines and you may even bump into some hot wasted college chicks...


You wouldn't want to even see the college "girls" around here..
But I do most generally end up in any store I can go to, at night, at night.
I live at night, anyway, and this is great advice. :thumbsup

MrMaxwell 12-22-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plyndrty (Post 16673476)
After all that bitching I thought you were a woman. :2 cents:

Merry Christmas!



Good Post..
Merry Christmas! :1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 12-22-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16673490)
I can proudly say I have NEVER purchased anything from walmart.


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What are you, paris hilton??
That's fucking incredible.. how did you accomplish that?
I love it,
Must be a nice life, to have never bought from a wal-mart..
That's "ballin"
LoL over here
Seriously.. that's the way to live, man :thumbsup

baddog 12-22-2009 01:48 PM

What did you expect? You can buy tape at a 7-11.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-22-2009 02:05 PM

Did they catch you stealing their washers and dryers to resell on CraigsList?

Gumballs 12-22-2009 02:11 PM

Shop online fuck going into the stores.

Only women that like to shop actually spend time in stores these days. LOL!

Happy Holidays!

greg80 12-22-2009 02:24 PM

www.peopleofwalmart.com

lazycash 12-22-2009 02:26 PM

Looks like they caught you on survellience:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-...009/12/722.jpg

Honez 12-22-2009 02:51 PM

Walgreens sells tape and wrapping paper. In and out in 5 minutes.

Tom_PM 12-22-2009 03:01 PM

lol! Nice holiday rant!

Some stores are not well suited for "I just need 1 thing".

2MuchMark 12-22-2009 03:03 PM

LOL!! I know exactly what you mean. Funny stuff!

candyflip 12-22-2009 03:05 PM

I went last night and have vowed to avoid them at all costs in 2010. What a fucking nightmare.

TheDoc 12-22-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16673490)
I can proudly say I have NEVER purchased anything from walmart.


.

I can't say never... but I can say hardly ever, probably once in the last two years.

Sam's Club though, that's a different story.

JP513 12-22-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16673422)
Moral of the story:

Wal-Mart or Grocery Shopping ... SEND A WOMAN TO DO THAT

I don't know about that. I hate Walmart, but I love to shop for food I plan to cook at grocery stores. Especially nice places like Whole Foods and similar.

JP513 12-22-2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plyndrty (Post 16673476)
After all that bitching I thought you were a woman. :2 cents:

Merry Christmas!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

potter 12-22-2009 03:21 PM

Dumbass. You can buy tape anywhere. As others have said. 7-11 / Walgreens.

Horny Dude 12-22-2009 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 16673448)
The best time to go is in the middle of the night. No lines and you may even bump into some hot wasted college chicks...

No shit, the one in my area is open till 1am during the holidays. I wouldn't go in the middle of the day for love or money!

digitaldivas 12-22-2009 03:36 PM

Happy Holidays!

JFK 12-22-2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16673914)
Dumbass. You can buy tape anywhere. As others have said. 7-11 / Walgreens.

he wanted it at Walmart prices:2 cents:

MrMaxwell 12-23-2009 02:59 AM

In all fairness to myself.. I didn't know that I only wanted one thing, until I got there.. :)

raven1083 12-23-2009 03:04 AM

great you manage to go back home safe and sound

NetHorse 12-23-2009 05:37 AM

I jack off to the smell of my shit.

Oracle Porn 12-23-2009 05:44 AM

I suspect you work there and just blow off your steam here

MrMaxwell 12-23-2009 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 16675590)
I suspect you work there and just blow off your steam here

If I worked anywhere, for anything, would I be able to keep the exceedingly unpredictable hours I've got? Working somewhere would be alot easier than most things I have to do. :2 cents:

MrMaxwell 12-23-2009 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16675582)
I jack off to the smell of my shit.

Halfass sellout
Why don't you go all the way and eat some, next time?

seeandsee 12-23-2009 05:48 AM

only in USA


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