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Gumballs 12-22-2009 02:51 PM

We Just Landed Another Solid Bank Relationship
 
Adult Pay Processing has landed another solid bank relationship, that's offshore to the USA. And they gave us damn good rates that we'll extend to our clients. I just found this out 10 minutes ago, if your with us currently call me and we'll talk about your current pricing.

Our rates now start at 5%, but you'll need to qualify at that rate with proper docs and info.

If you've landed on a (TMF) Terminated Merchant File don't waste our time, God can't remove your name from that. :winkwink:

Anyhow, we have great rates to extend so hit me up.

Reference my name in the form and I will personally give you a call. Tommy

http://www.adultpayprocessing.com/sign-up.html

MaDalton 12-22-2009 02:53 PM

you found this out 10 minutes ago and you already know they are solid? we'll see how solid they are once you are hit with 20% chargebacks due to shady xsells

Gumballs 12-22-2009 03:05 PM

Give me a break you know what I am talking about.

This particular bank has been around for a long time, they have been high risk porn processing for around a year, but choose clients carefully.

I just got the news from the bank 10 minutes ago and passing it along.

Charge backs are around $35 per occurrence from what I am told.

If you want more details hit me up.

Pleasurepays 12-22-2009 03:12 PM

do you own camgirls.com?

Mutt 12-22-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16673876)
do you own camgirls.com?

:1orglaugh

WiredGuy 12-22-2009 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumballs (Post 16673820)
Charge backs are around $35 per occurrence from what I am told.

You don't even know the exact fees yet?
Wow.
Might I suggest to read the paperwork before bragging about a great new deal!
WG

Pleasurepays 12-22-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16673917)
You don't even know the exact fees yet?
Wow.
Might I suggest to read the paperwork before bragging about a great new deal!
WG

haha... i guess you haven't checked out his site yet.

good stuff.

everything about this guy screams "rock solid" through and through.

this is like watching Eddie from Christmas Vacation and Courtney Love having a retarded baby that just turned 18, sobered up for an afternoon and promptly decided to go into banking, finance and marketing after reading a brochure on checking accounts.... and then started posting on gfy.


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LickMyBalls 12-22-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16673917)
You don't even know the exact fees yet?
Wow.
Might I suggest to read the paperwork before bragging about a great new deal!
WG

Did you and Robbie go to the same avatar photographer?

Pleasurepays 12-22-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LickMyBalls (Post 16674142)
Did you and Robbie go to the same avatar photographer?

doesn't everyone?


weekly 12-22-2009 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumballs (Post 16673820)
Give me a break you know what I am talking about.

This particular bank has been around for a long time, they have been high risk porn processing for around a year, but choose clients carefully.

I just got the news from the bank 10 minutes ago and passing it along.

Charge backs are around $35 per occurrence from what I am told.

If you want more details hit me up.

Which bank?

Gumballs 12-22-2009 07:12 PM

Most of the idiots commenting on this thread wouldn't qualify, that's why there making these comments.

They have been banned from to many banks.

Rates always vary depending on volume and most seasoned professionals in the business know this.

Volume, financial's, and up to 3 months previous processing must be submitted to qualify for lower rates.

Banks that have been around for a long time and work in the high risk markets don't give everyone the same rate, but people that can actually prove, on paper that they have been in business, are in line for good rates.

Gumballs 12-22-2009 07:15 PM

Fill out the form on the site, so I have so basic info and then i'll call you.


Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16674497)
Which bank?


Pleasurepays 12-22-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumballs (Post 16674589)
Most of the idiots commenting on this thread wouldn't qualify, that's why there making these comments.

They have been banned from to many banks.

Rates always vary depending on volume and most seasoned professionals in the business know this.

Volume, financial's, and up to 3 months previous processing must be submitted to qualify for lower rates.

Banks that have been around for a long time and work in the high risk markets don't give everyone the same rate, but people that can actually prove, on paper that they have been in business, are in line for good rates.

more than rates, you should be worried about the crappy joomla template you murdered to give the appearance of actually having an online presence

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Agent 488 12-22-2009 07:16 PM

what bank is this for?

marketsmart 12-22-2009 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumballs (Post 16674589)
Most of the idiots commenting on this thread wouldn't qualify, that's why there making these comments.

They have been banned from to many banks.

Rates always vary depending on volume and most seasoned professionals in the business know this.

Volume, financial's, and up to 3 months previous processing must be submitted to qualify for lower rates.

Banks that have been around for a long time and work in the high risk markets don't give everyone the same rate, but people that can actually prove, on paper that they have been in business, are in line for good rates.

god you are a dumb fuck.. first of all, after some time, you can get off the TMF list, go do some homework..

secondly, with your attitude, the only people that will do business with you are the same guys that will shut your shit down in a matter of weeks..

only stupid people do business with a processor just based on rates. if a person values their business, they arent going to give up rebills to saev a few points unless they are little fish with no sales to begin with..

lastly, people like you (stupid) usually get sorted out by darwinism (thank god)...

i hope you get killed over the holidays in a horrific accident.. the world has more than enough dumbasses and the trees of stupidity could use some pruning... :2 cents:

seeric 12-22-2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumballs (Post 16674589)
Most of the idiots commenting on this thread wouldn't qualify, that's why there making these comments.

They have been banned from to many banks.

Rates always vary depending on volume and most seasoned professionals in the business know this.

Volume, financial's, and up to 3 months previous processing must be submitted to qualify for lower rates.

Banks that have been around for a long time and work in the high risk markets don't give everyone the same rate, but people that can actually prove, on paper that they have been in business, are in line for good rates.

Just by the way you're posting in this thread, as well as your grammar and your misuse of words, I wouldn't submit a used postage stamp for your consideration.

Just wow! Never seen a processor address people like this.

2MuchMark 12-22-2009 07:30 PM

I have to jump in here.

This has to be some kind of joke. No body reading this thread will ever trust you as a payment processor after calling us "idiots". Give you a break? Give US a break.

We process with CCBill and Segpay and are quite happy to pay them more than the 5% you are offering. Maybe you should learn how they earn their business before posting here again.

troncarver 12-22-2009 07:41 PM

hey whats your number so i can give you a call ?




























NOT!

Profits of Doom 12-22-2009 08:05 PM

You should always trust your processing to a guy named "Gumballs". Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with my accountant, "Chuckles"...

PornMD 12-22-2009 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16674096)

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Agent 488 12-22-2009 08:07 PM

it's tommy gumballs.


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