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BobG 01-03-2010 02:50 PM

Drunk Guy found asleep on lawn New Years Day morning (pic)
 
I live in Pacific Beach area of San Diego which some might say is party central. I was going out for a coffee on the morning of New Years Day and this dude was crashed out and snoring on the lawn in front of my neighbors house and he doesn't appear to be a bum. I tried to wake him up but he just grumbled a little so I left him there. He must have had a hell of a night.

http://www.cougarsinheat.com/gfy/drunkguy.jpg

L-Pink 01-03-2010 02:57 PM

That's Guideon doing some sleep time shifting, should have climbed the curb and run over him.


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RyuLion 01-03-2010 02:57 PM

well at least he didn't drive..I see u have the same car..

fatfoo 01-03-2010 03:36 PM

Hmm.. doesn't look like a bum, yeah. Clothes are good.

potter 01-03-2010 03:39 PM

I fell asleep in public once, college town on the fourth of july, couldn't get ahold of my friends and lost my phone, so i passed out on a couch someone threw out.

Man, let me tell you - dealing with a hangover at 9am when you're stuck outside SUCKS.

A-n-D-r-E-S 01-03-2010 03:40 PM

Hahahaha we've all been there! :1orglaugh

american pervert 01-03-2010 04:47 PM

i love s.d.

WN4L

JadaY 01-03-2010 04:51 PM

what if he's having a heart attack?

you should have helped him, asshole

Jarmusch 01-03-2010 04:53 PM

Well at least he landed on cushy grass and didn't crack his head open.

Domain Broker 01-03-2010 04:56 PM

He ended up dying

FrozenJag 01-03-2010 05:40 PM

haha thats great. I love pacific beach.

My wife and I always stay in the Pacific Terrace corner suites when we visit.

RyuLion 01-03-2010 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-n-D-r-E-S (Post 16704969)
Hahahaha we've all been there! :1orglaugh

Not me..:pimp

Spunky 01-03-2010 06:02 PM

Looks like a typical Saturday night for me

LiveDose 01-03-2010 06:02 PM

Had many mornings like that freshman year...

tiger 01-03-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16704868)
well at least he didn't drive..I see u have the same car..

I thought for sure this was going to be a picture of you :)

dav3 01-03-2010 06:47 PM

you should have put a dildo in his hand and taken the pic!

munki 01-03-2010 06:59 PM

Duncan?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Agent 488 01-03-2010 07:03 PM

nice cover story. i hope you wore gloves.

RyuLion 01-03-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 16705353)
I thought for sure this was going to be a picture of you :)

Never bro. :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 16705372)
Duncan?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Nope, never. :2 cents:

Get a clue guys. We are not lame drinkers, never challenge us. :2 cents:

Marcus Aurelius 01-03-2010 07:54 PM

This thread delivers.

Waddymelon 01-03-2010 07:59 PM

Should have got a marker and draw a dick on his face.

Phoenix 01-03-2010 08:02 PM

i have a story similar to this

100% true story

after Halloween one of my buddies woke up the next morning to some man poking him with a broom, the guy's wife and two daughters standing behind him on the stairs.

ill paint you a picture..my buddy at the time was about 6^4 and 280 lbs or so....all he had on was a hula skirt and a purple wig to be side show bob..lol

he had a bag of chips and had ate them in the night, he must have took from their kitchen, they were all over the place im sure.

he stood up and walked out the door..lol

BobG 01-03-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadaY (Post 16705128)
what if he's having a heart attack?

nah, he was snoring

you should have helped him, asshole

I tried to wake him up man. The guy was in full REM, sawing logs. He wasn't there later in the day and I didn't hear an ambulance so I'm guessing he was fine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 16705372)
Duncan?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Funny, it wasn't Duncan but to make my friend laugh, I actually yelled at the guy, "Duncan! Duncan!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 16705468)
i have a story similar to this

100% true story

after Halloween one of my buddies woke up the next morning to some man poking him with a broom, the guy's wife and two daughters standing behind him on the stairs.

ill paint you a picture..my buddy at the time was about 6^4 and 280 lbs or so....all he had on was a hula skirt and a purple wig to be side show bob..lol

he had a bag of chips and had ate them in the night, he must have took from their kitchen, they were all over the place im sure.

he stood up and walked out the door..lol

Holy shit! He was in some family's house?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-03-2010 09:20 PM

Even int he drunkest of stupors, I've always managed to at least climb under something. Always.

BillyHoe 01-03-2010 10:56 PM

lol nice

D Ghost 01-03-2010 10:57 PM

classical

TisMe 01-03-2010 11:16 PM

Where the hell is your holiday spirit?? You should of decorated him. Maybe a for sale sign at least? :)

Lykos 01-03-2010 11:48 PM

Haha at least he had good time:)

Tasty1 01-03-2010 11:49 PM

I thought this was normal in the USA. I have never seen so many homeless people the last few weeks (travelling from San Francisco to Los Angeles). Even in Cambodia there are less homeless people.

I just saw i guy with his pants down, and pissing himeself. The piss was running over the street.

Thinking about going to San Diego or Palm Springs tomorrow.

BobG 01-04-2010 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by airholland (Post 16705774)
I thought this was normal in the USA. I have never seen so many homeless people the last few weeks (travelling from San Francisco to Los Angeles). Even in Cambodia there are less homeless people.

I just saw i guy with his pants down, and pissing himeself. The piss was running over the street.

Thinking about going to San Diego or Palm Springs tomorrow.

lol Cambodia. Yeah man, the homeless love San Diego since the weather is usually nice.


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