Some guy at Mcdonalds tried to jack me a Mcnugget:
 

So do you know what i did?

i jumped the friggin counter and shoved a burger right in his face.

my buddy gave me high 5 and we walked out of the place without paying.

you should of seen the look on this kids face!

PWNED! :1orglaugh

You have a good imagination.... move along now.

the cold winter Calgary air must be getting the people a little on edge lately, not like they have a long summer to look forward to after :1orglaugh

I would have loaded up on some of those fillet o fish before jumping the counter

such a dandy

M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace

So I grabbed the Piano guy and I punched him in the face!

sure you did

Anyone else have have a woody over this story?

hmmm... really?

slightly more amusing than the "selling my porn sites for GF" but still lacking...

bring back the big dick swangin hip cat... leave the unthoguhtful unwitty square at the door...


Just sayin...

Now tell me how i suck at design....

hungry bastards

I was just thinking about a McDonald 'treat' but I'm afraid I have to pay ...

Hey Meta, show us some more of your great designs instead of talking about nuggets.

That Mcnugget

nice :1orglaugh

:) damn you know how they work in those McDonalds branches.

I woke up to the fucking cops at my door. turns out they got my license plate. this kid is charging me for assault? im gonna go kick his fucking ass today and we will see about that.

see you fags when people fuck with me i go handle it, you fags post on GFY and wonder why your girl is over getting her pussy pounded. then when she comes home your all like "Meta why is my girlfriends pussy loose?" why? because she got hit by a real fucking man.

That's weak sauce you Canadian cooter, this was me yesterday.



YALL MOTHER FUCKERS BEST BE GIVING ME MAH MOTHER FUCKING FOOD, AND YALL BETTA NOT FUCK IT UP

sure you did

That's fucked up.

Hey, look at the positive side...

You don't get laid now, but at least you will in prison!

We will no longer be subjected to your "I can't get laid because [insert MetaMan's 4,000 reasons here]" threads.

If this retarded, not-funny story is really true then you are 10x a bigger dumb ass than I ever had you pegged for. Only you would be dumb enough to go up against a minimum wage slacker who didn't even fuck up your order -- the guy in the kitchen did.

If you jumped the counter, what side where you on the begin with... Even if you work at Mcdonalds, it doesn't make you the owner of every mc nugget in the joint ;-)

HEY !!!

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