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Vajazzling- gluing rhinestones to your cooter. Yes, it's REAL

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A few weeks ago we wrote a post on Vajazzling, a relatively new concept in vaginal adornment. It?s exactly what it sounds like- bedazzling for your vajayjay. The trend exploded when Jennifer Love Hewitt announced that she Vajazzles regularly to feel good about her privates. It took mere minutes for bloggers to go wild in pursuit of real Vajazzling pics. Alas, there were none to be found on Google. Until the lovely team at Spa Week Daily called me up and said ?Bryce, we know you?re at the forefront of Vajazzling? you?re basically the authority on the subject, any chance we can send you down to Completely Bare Spa in NYC to actually get it done??

Would I? Obviously. Vajazzling, in my opinion, is the only civilized way to wear rhinestones. I wouldn?t be caught dead in a blinged-up Ed Hardy t-shirt, but somehow the idea of a little sparkle on my lady business is appealing. Maybe it?s because I have a small scar from a C-section about 14 months ago (shout out to Dr. Finkelstein for making the tiniest incision ever, and for vaginal preservation), or maybe it?s because I haven?t had sex in a year. And no, I?m not Vajazzling to find a boyfriend, although I do appreciate all the tweets I?ve gotten today asking me for drinks, naked bowling, the opera, and a ?sensual pilates date.?

So how exactly does a lady get her business Vajazzled? It?s a 2-step process involving some pretty high-tech wax, and then some pretty fabulous Swarovski crystals. But before any crystallization can occur, the entire region gets waxed. Although I was initially scared of the head-of-vaj-waxing, Jill, she turned out to be more like a pleasant cheerleader than anything else. She would chant funny little things like ?spread ?em, I can tell this is going to be easy for you!? and ?aww, c?mon, this is gonna be great by the time you?re all done Vajazzling!? And it was true, her positive outlook on the status of my crotch really helped the experience to be relatively pain-free. On to the crystals!

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um ....... how does somebody who has that done to their pussy shave?

That would definitely catch me off-guard.

It's articles like this that make me think maybe Bin Laden has a point.

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16896573)

um ....... how does somebody who has that done to their pussy shave?

I can see those fucking things pulling off in my pubes, nmy ubes pulling off onto them, things generally being pretty uncomfortable, but i'd shave the whole dong baby bare for jlh... :1orglaugh

Remember guys, when fucking a Vjazzled girl or whatever... remember to CHECK YOUR JUNK on the way out... your girlfriend will be asking a lot of questions.

Er, did all of you miss Jennifer Love Hewitt talking about it on one of the late night talk shows? Of course it exists.

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16896573)

um ....... how does somebody who has that done to their pussy shave?

how do girls with really long nails wipe their ass?

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I love Karen O.

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16896793)

how do girls with really long nails wipe their ass?

good question - that's gotta be an acquired talent.

how long do these pussy jewels stay on for?

i think it looks fucking hot - better than a tattoo and it's not permanent.

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 16896627)

It's articles like this that make me think maybe Bin Laden has a point.

i often think the same thing when I see this type of thing, vanity and decadence.

Dear Whores,

I dont care about your cunt bedazzle, just shave it and wash it.

Regards,

Gambrinus

and we have a new niche, who will be the first one to jump on this?????

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16896573)

um ....... how does somebody who has that done to their pussy shave?

I guess you get it waxed first and then the stuff falls off on it's own around 5 days.

They also tell you pretty much not to fuck the day you get it done or they won't set. :1orglaugh

I can see the same on my ball sac...but how would that be called.

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Originally Posted by LeCoq (Post 16897363)

I can see the same on my ball sac...but how would that be called.

balldazzled? :1orglaugh

Take this one step further.. pour some glitter down your butt crack and you get mini discoball dingleberries

I feel like that might make cool photos.

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 16897606)

Take this one step further.. pour some glitter down your butt crack and you get mini discoball dingleberries

Hell of a laser light show is what you're leading up to there !

i like! Going to have the see if the GF is down with it. Would like to make da sexy time with the jeweled vagina!

Or stuff confetti in your cooch and let 'er rip!

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 16897606)

Take this one step further.. pour some glitter down your butt crack and you get mini discoball dingleberries

Now we talkin:thumbsup:thumbsup