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The Demon 03-30-2010 03:44 PM

Before POed Gets a Chance to Post this
 
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/30...rs-court-fees/

As a religious person, I want to personally take each protester out back and shoot him execution style. This is insult and dishonor of the highest kind. These idiots are making other religious groups look bad with their nonsense. I don't think it would be irrational for me to say "shoot them all." Don't support your troops? Fine you're a bitch. Don't support a soldier because he's gay? Fine, you have a mental illness. Picket at said soldier's funeral? Fine, you deserve death.

Agent 488 03-30-2010 03:48 PM

who gives a shit. take it over to free republic.

Barefootsies 03-30-2010 03:49 PM


Loch 03-30-2010 03:51 PM

They are sick sick people, no words will ever describe how much i cant stand people like that

dig420 03-30-2010 03:54 PM

shut the fuck up, spammer.

BradM 03-30-2010 03:54 PM

worry about yourself first and foremost. this is a waste of your time

nation-x 03-30-2010 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16992501)
who gives a shit. take it over to free republic.

:2 cents:

CybermedAndy 03-30-2010 03:56 PM

Phelps and his clan are the most vile group of individuals inhabiting the planet. Just disgusting to the core through and through

LeRoy 03-30-2010 03:57 PM

In for the win :)

The Demon 03-30-2010 04:04 PM

I figured POed was going to post this so I beat him to it. Nobody's screaming "kill all religious people." But damn, this congregation is nuts.

marketsmart 03-30-2010 04:05 PM

http://www.godhatesfags.com/

unbelievable....

i hope someone firebombs their church...

with their children inside.... :2 cents:

then we can see how they feel about "their" god...




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The Demon 03-30-2010 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16992537)
http://www.godhatesfags.com/

unbelievable....

i hope someone firebombs their church...

with their children inside.... :2 cents:

then we can see how they feel about "their" god...



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Yea that's not christianity or any kind of religion. That's just fanaticism...

fatfoo 03-30-2010 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992496)
As a religious person, I want to personally take each protester out back and shoot him execution style.

The Demon, what about "thou shalt not kill"?

The Demon 03-30-2010 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16992628)
The Demon, what about "thou shalt not kill"?

Thou Shalt not murder. And justifiable homicide wouldn't classify as murder:) But no, that was the emotional aspect going off, obviously from a logical standpoint, I wouldn't do that.

kane 03-30-2010 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992547)
Yea that's not christianity or any kind of religion. That's just fanaticism...

Of course they will tell you that you are going to hell for thinking that.

kane 03-30-2010 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992633)
Thou Shalt not murder. And justifiable homicide wouldn't classify as murder:) But no, that was the emotional aspect going off, obviously from a logical standpoint, I wouldn't do that.

But what about, "You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you."

Sounds to me like maybe we should just hug it out and by murder they may killing of any kind.

The Demon 03-30-2010 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 16992646)
But what about, "You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you."

Sounds to me like maybe we should just hug it out and by murder they may killing of any kind.

Eh.... Depends on how literally you want to take it. There are explanations for these things in the Torah..

kane 03-30-2010 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992661)
Eh.... Depends on how literally you want to take it. There are explanations for these things in the Torah..

That is the beauty of the bible. you can read it and interpret it anyway you like. I have some friends that are very VERY religious and will quote the bible to me, but when I ask them about parts of it they tell me that you don't have to take it all literally. It is pretty interesting to me how people will build a code of morals and values around something that they only take in part or not at its literal sense. Seems kind of convenient.

Overload 03-30-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992547)
Yea that's not christianity or any kind of religion. That's just fanaticism...

eh-eh ... religion simply sucks balls - ALWAYS! :2 cents:

The Demon 03-30-2010 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 16992713)
That is the beauty of the bible. you can read it and interpret it anyway you like. I have some friends that are very VERY religious and will quote the bible to me, but when I ask them about parts of it they tell me that you don't have to take it all literally. It is pretty interesting to me how people will build a code of morals and values around something that they only take in part or not at its literal sense. Seems kind of convenient.

No, that's new testament. In Judaism, you can't just open the bible and interpret it any way you like.

Vendzilla 03-30-2010 05:33 PM

Mr Oreilly has pledged to pay the court cost of $16k

When my step father died at 66, 3 marines showed up from Sacramento and did the Taps and flag ceremony. The local VFW gave a 21 gun salute.
They gave us the shell casings and my sister had them engraved for the grand kids
My step father had served in the Marine Corp.
If we had any protesters show up, I know some of those VFW guys, I think they carry live ammo for just such a reason.

psili 03-30-2010 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992729)
No, that's new testament. In Judaism, you can't just open the bible and interpret it any way you like.

You're kidding, right?
The bible is entirely interpreted, as I don't remember there being math equations, etc. in there. Religious dogma is based on how a group wants to interpret some made up bullshit.

directfiesta 03-30-2010 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by psili (Post 16992783)
You're kidding, right?
The bible is entirely interpreted, as I don't remember there being math equations, etc. in there. Religious dogma is based on how a group wants to interpret some made up bullshit.

sure is... Still number one on the fiction list ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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The Bible was written over a period of 1400 to 1800 years by more than 40 different authors. The Bible is a compilation of 66 separate books, divided into two primary divisions: the Old Testament (containing 39 books) and the New Testament (containing 27 books). It is believed that all of the books of the Bible were written under inspiration of the Holy Spirit.
rofl.....

The Demon 03-30-2010 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by psili (Post 16992783)
You're kidding, right?
The bible is entirely interpreted, as I don't remember there being math equations, etc. in there. Religious dogma is based on how a group wants to interpret some made up bullshit.

This is wrong.

GatorB 03-30-2010 06:19 PM

Hey Demon would you and PO just get a motel room and fuck each other in the ass already and get it over with.

The Demon 03-30-2010 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16992827)
Hey Demon would you and PO just get a motel room and fuck each other in the ass already and get it over with.

Why, you run out of ideas for your galleries? :)

GatorB 03-30-2010 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992831)
Why, you run out of ideas for your galleries? :)

Who says I make galleries?

The Demon 03-30-2010 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16992847)
Who says I make galleries?

Oh, my mistake.. I should have just left it at "running out of ideas."

papill0n 03-30-2010 06:33 PM

so you're religious hey - that explains everything

dav3 03-30-2010 06:47 PM

It's ok to protest, but not a fucking funeral. Inconsiderate bastards.

psili 03-30-2010 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992822)
This is wrong.

Look, if you're 20 years old or something and are just young in thought (I'm 34 and dumb as fuck still), or required to wear a helmet when walking around and are restricted to riding the short bus, your response of "This is wrong" is fine. Otherwise, explain how religious texts of any kind aren't interpreted on a i-choose-my-own-quotes practice.

The Demon 03-30-2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 16993011)
Look, if you're 20 years old or something and are just young in thought (I'm 34 and dumb as fuck still), or required to wear a helmet when walking around and are restricted to riding the short bus, your response of "This is wrong" is fine. Otherwise, explain how religious texts of any kind aren't interpreted on a i-choose-my-own-quotes practice.

I would but that would be asking me to prove a negative. You are the one who claimed they are interpreted whatever way someone wants. This is your burden of proof, considering that these fanatics are in the minority.

papill0n 03-30-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 16993011)
Look, if you're 20 years old or something and are just young in thought (I'm 34 and dumb as fuck still), or required to wear a helmet when walking around and are restricted to riding the short bus, your response of "This is wrong" is fine. Otherwise, explain how religious texts of any kind aren't interpreted on a i-choose-my-own-quotes practice.

yeah 'the demon' why don't you explain that for us

papill0n 03-30-2010 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16993026)
I would but that would be asking me to prove a negative. You are the one who claimed they are interpreted whatever way someone wants. This is your burden of proof, considering that these fanatics are in the minority.

LOOOOOOL typical ignorant religious idiot response

god is a giant pubic hair on the arse of a pink hippo that comes from the distant galaxy of clueless2894

whats that? you cant prove he isnt ?

well fuck me then I must be right! :1orglaugh

p.s I shat in gods mouth

psili 03-30-2010 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16993026)
I would but that would be asking me to prove a negative. You are the one who claimed they are interpreted whatever way someone wants. This is your burden of proof, considering that these fanatics are in the minority.

You need a new helmet. Explain the different sects of religion based on the similar texts and how each sect chooses a different interpretation. It shouldn't be that difficult. Wiki that shit. As I'm not talking "fanatics" here. What? Christianity has a shitload of sects, interpreting the same shit differently. So do most other religions.

POed-poster 03-30-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16992496)

You have just admitted to being an ignorant stupid fucking moron. You are dumber than EVERYONE here. I really couldn't give a fuck about your idiotic 'opinion' on the matter. Your invisible god is a fucking fairy-tale. DUUUHHHH!

POed-poster 03-30-2010 08:25 PM

In spite of being pure scum, the Phelps gang is probably the most LOGICAL bunch of Christians in the world. They have the right interpretation of YHWH. He is a genocidal tantrum throwing child looking to kick human ass whenever someone farts in a church. Only a complete idiot would delude themselves into believing that such a despicable POS would for a minute LOVE them. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Read the fucking bible, your ignorant moron thumpers. YHWH is going to FUCK YOU UP along with the rest of us Illuminati-loving, NWO-advancing liberals. You ain't getting a pass because you run around around playing church in his name like a clueless idiot. He is going to kill EVERYONE, and he is going to fucking enjoy it. YHWH makes Satan and Hitler look like a couple of innocent young shirt-and-tie wearing mormon boys out to save the world, door by door.

Fortunately, that genocidal idiot doesn't exist.

The Demon 03-30-2010 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 16993033)
LOOOOOOL typical ignorant religious idiot response

god is a giant pubic hair on the arse of a pink hippo that comes from the distant galaxy of clueless2894

whats that? you cant prove he isnt ?

well fuck me then I must be right! :1orglaugh

p.s I shat in gods mouth

Typical ignorant secularist response. "God doesn't exist prove me wrong!!" LOL

The Demon 03-30-2010 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16993060)
You have just admitted to being an ignorant stupid fucking moron. You are dumber than EVERYONE here. I really couldn't give a fuck about your idiotic 'opinion' on the matter. Your invisible god is a fucking fairy-tale. DUUUHHHH!

Sure thing mental patient.

The Demon 03-30-2010 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 16993045)
You need a new helmet. Explain the different sects of religion based on the similar texts and how each sect chooses a different interpretation. It shouldn't be that difficult. Wiki that shit. As I'm not talking "fanatics" here. What? Christianity has a shitload of sects, interpreting the same shit differently. So do most other religions.

Christianity has a bunch of sects that interpret a minority of their new testament differently. Judaism has 2 religious sects, one orthodox and one ultra orthodox, who interpret the text the same way, but one is more stringent than the other. Perhaps you should take your helmet off, as it's clogging your brain..

GatorB 03-30-2010 11:28 PM

Hey Demon if you're such a Jesus freak how come

A) you call yourself Demon?

B) you peddle porn?

talk about being a fucking hypocrite.

ottopottomouse 03-31-2010 05:52 AM

Only nutters, the lonely, or the feeble minded take their instructions from a compendium of stories written with inspiration from a sky pixie.

Mainstream religion was just a way of controlling the uneducated population at a time when nearly everybody could not read or write. As an example, although it seems to often be misinterpreted by lunatics, you only have to read some of the Koran to see that it is just attempting to substitute for peoples lack of education / lack of common sense and covers very basic things like hygiene.

I've got fairies at the bottom of my garden. I've never seen them but a man in a dress with a magical storybook that likes fucking young boys told me they were there so it must be true.

The Demon 03-31-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16993374)
Hey Demon if you're such a Jesus freak how come

A) you call yourself Demon?

B) you peddle porn?

talk about being a fucking hypocrite.

Wow. So much for SATs at 13. Did you attend the special school? Your ability to create inferences makes him think you're mentally handicapped, sort of like POed but with more balls.

The Demon 03-31-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 16993880)
Only nutters, the lonely, or the feeble minded take their instructions from a compendium of stories written with inspiration from a sky pixie.

Mainstream religion was just a way of controlling the uneducated population at a time when nearly everybody could not read or write. As an example, although it seems to often be misinterpreted by lunatics, you only have to read some of the Koran to see that it is just attempting to substitute for peoples lack of education / lack of common sense and covers very basic things like hygiene.

I've got fairies at the bottom of my garden. I've never seen them but a man in a dress with a magical storybook that likes fucking young boys told me they were there so it must be true.

Man, haven't heard this insecure rationalization in a LONG time rofl.

Gouge 03-31-2010 01:19 PM

Bill O'Reilly :thumbsup

http://newsmax.com/InsideCover/oreil...3/30/id/354287

bbobby86 03-31-2010 01:24 PM

O'Reilly Pays Legal Bill for Fallen Marine's Father...


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