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Windows,

Once upon a time. There was windows. I enjoyed windows 2000. I was forced to upgrade my system. This is in the past. Now it seems they want me to be on this thing called "Vista" or some shit.

Honestly I don't enjoy the OS. I prefer others. I was forced like a whore to use this OS due to other programs that were needed( or that I felt comfortable with ).

Now I find myself in Malware Hell. A slave... Different very opportunistic programs guaranteed to fix my problems which I can appreciate. Download this , that .. another $35, $60 dollars. What are they putting on this machine ? At this very moment the latest in complete bullshit is blocking some other type of "malicious" bullshit.

It's getting more interesting the more I use my windows. I hope soon I can get off the windows boob. The anti virus scam is very lucrative. I wish I could spend more time in that department.

Windows ... supporting the anti virus community for over 10 years. Keep up the bad work.

Have a nice day. :)

Did you try 7 yet?

Get Windows 7 + NOD32 and be done with it

Viruses are bad. Good luck with your virus protections.

What 3rd world shithole are you living in that they just now want you to try Vista?

I'd rather sit here for 5 years in my own shit and tediously write my own OS. I'm going to kill this box very soon. I will be free ! :1orglaugh

kaleeefornieeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

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Hey, I invented windows 7 :winkwink: Haven't you seen my dorky ass on all those commercials?

You really should try 7, its rather tasty. Sitting in your own shit will result in a nasty rash. I would like to strongly discourage you from doing this.

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FU i FU i FU i FU