Man almost had penis amputated after 27 hour erection
 

Be careful taking those little blue diamonds Juciy.... :1orglaugh

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In related news:

Man dies from gangrene poisoning after it spread from his penis to the rest of his body. :1orglaugh

Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.

I mean... I would probably welcome death over penile amputation ;)

It probably fell off as he ran. The trail of flies following him must have been thick

Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

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sad movie !

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id fucking run too

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Juicy hasn't been online for 48 hours now.. I'm worried

I'll better call NYPD to look for an extremely good looking man with a permanent boner

Hahahahahahaha, oh fuck.

interesting that she actually could :1orglaugh

A 27 hour erection has got to hurt.

Poor man :( he need new cock now

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lmfao! :1orglaugh

No that is a great line :thumbsup :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Mine is going to be amputated for lack of use...

This story begs the question: "Would you consider amputating your penis if it was the only way to save your life?"

xixiii... 27 hour... :) OMG...

Negative, pull the plug doc. :winkwink:

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OMG that is too funny.

I don't understand the gangrene part ... if your penis is in erection, then the blood flow is working top notch no?

Erection pills are actually like little tampons. The pill travels directly to the penis area then a proximity sensor detects that the pill is in the correct location. This triggers fluid to be sucked in through the pill walls and forces the tampon-like device to inflate, producing an erection. Unfortunately, some of the pills have faulty drain valves. When this happens, pecker amputation is inevitable.

Did you guys read the end of the article? It turns out that the guy was correct to run. His erection eventually subsided and he lived. So the first doctors who wanted to amputate were wrong. The wording is a little awkward but that's what I get out of this.

"Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because “I could not live without my penis. He argued that the erection began to subside gradually after treatment provided by an urologist at another hospital, who defined it as a good doctor and a “very human.” Finally, the situation returned to normal and can continue with his sex life, but probably will not attempt again to take as many stimulants."

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I'm guessing most men would have ran from there. There is no way I would let my dick get chopped off

There was a guy on Ripley's who replaced his penis with his middle finger due to penile cancer. He was able to get an erection with it and even ejaculate. Thought it was a cool story.

only 27 h, what is that!?

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Talk about a raging boner. Just goes to show you--too much of a good thing can be a very bad thing. Priapism is no joke.

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Brilliant reply!

Thanks, it was the first thing that POPPED UP! :1orglaugh

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Good idea to get a second opinion on something like that

Gangrenous penises... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Rodríguez of the Dominican Republic .

Omar, is that you ?

bump for an important life lesson :1orglaugh