Look at the big picture: Everything is connected
 

The oil in the Gulf spewing out is like a gas container.
When you open the cap on the other end, pressure is equalized and air flow facilitates the free flow of liquid.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/gas-can.jpg

Now then? obviously the Human Centipede...

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy...-centipede.jpg

burrowed a giant hole in Guatemala?

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/giant-hole.jpg

to free the Gary Coleman Zombie?

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy...man-zombie.jpg

and inadvertantly caused the rig explosion?

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy...er-horizon.jpg

and subsequently killed the Gulf of Mexico.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/bp-oil.jpg

So what we need to do is stuff Dennis Hopper's dead body?

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/dennis-hopper.jpg

and all the Arizona illegals?

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy...immigrants.jpg

down in the hole to seal it back up with a giant cork.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/corked-hole.jpg



any questions? :rasta

Something doesn't add up. :upsidedow

Put the hash pipe down...

No, please keep going. I'm totally on the same level.:winkwink:

Maybe they could rename the town.

Goatse, Guatemala

It makes sense to me.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i was like lolz :1orglaugh

hmmm.... you're right. The oil leak started before the human centipede burrowed that giant hole in Guatemala, didn't it?

shit.... now I need a new theory. :disgust

Unbelievable events. Put a giant cork in the hole - funny.

lol funnay...you put some time into this..lol

Lol,quite the imagination

rofl :1orglaugh

Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?!