You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?
 

You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?
1.) You see a persons ass on the web and you know exactly who's it is without seeing her face!

List them and post them . . .

2.) Clothed chicks does more for you than naked chicks...

3) tub girl is not so bad anymore

4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

3) When you pass by a salon and snicker at the FACIALS special they're advertising

4) When you chuckle when someone uses the term ATM

5) When you smile when your mechanic says he'll check your TRANNY

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Nice catch . . .

6) When you don't know is girl posted in forum thread real or tranny

HAHAHA now thats true..:1orglaugh

when you sit back and watch a sponsor pay your mortgage

That's funny because lately I've been drooling over non nude pics. :thumbsup

All 3 of these made me laugh.

I've been in adult web for 7+ years and I recognize maybe 3-4 faces, tops

when someone trys to fuck you just for the hell of it

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

8) Duke Nukem says, "Your face and your ass, what's the difference?"

9) A thin/bony ass is very attractive, actually.

Lol your so right!

10) When you see a great set of tits and you only think of how much money you can make from them.

11. When you come across a girl to shoot and you are shooting her, instead of enjoying having sex with her, you are thinking how much money this girl will make for you :)

Hahaaa!

Nice subtle one.

When you hear any new trendy catch-phrase in conversation and quickly check to see if the .com for it is available.

hhahaha so true. A friend called me on the phone while I was online and was joking about his job sucking so bad it felt like an anal assault. I went straight to namecheap.com :( taken. :1orglaugh

I use my guy friends as market research.... they don't mind being used....

When hurled incorrect, poorly constructed insults like "looser" are just glossed over because correcting them is even more pathetic than the original insult, and they wouldn't understand the explanation anyway. Welcome to porn.

..When you don't even realise there is porn on your screen when the mother-in-law comes to visit

you can make a living off of your concepts :2 cents:

When you a see a hot naked girl fingering herself in an office chair and you find yourself checking out the chair more than the girl.

When: You don't even know..

Super funny, all true...

END: When you can design and build a site from scratch, have it work and validate in IE5,6,7,8, FireFox, Chrome, Opera, Safari without using a single table tag, get it to the top of Google, Yahoo and Bing, push traffic to it and make money from it without enlisting the help of anyone else, and not spending a dime of your own money.

Shooting porn != Webmastering

When you can name all the girls in fake dating profiles.

You know you're an adult webmaster when you try to promote this as a teen...

When? When you'll stop jerking off on own porn :D

Sure, if you define "webmaster" as "retarded noob surfer".

LOL great thread

i see only gay people :)