iPhone4 signal error an intentional Anti-Porn measure!
 

Late last night, the mobile porn-watching community was in an uproar over Apple?s new iPhone 4 handset losing signal while being held in only the left hand, creating an obvious problem for right handed masturbators.

When it was unveiled by Apple earlier this month, one of the iPhone 4?s much-touted features was having all its antennas built directly into the outer frame of the device, but now this feature is receiving a large, swollen thumbs down from some iPhone users, who wonder if interfering with porn viewing was the actual intent behind the new antenna design.

?Apple did their homework on this one,? said Dave Long, a disgruntled 37 year-old mobile porn user. ?Over 85% of the world is right handed and watches mobile porn with their phone in their left hand. Now when my mom is out at the grocery store and I get a hankering to check out a little wireless erotica, I have to set the phone on a surface or switch hands and go all ?stranger? on myself. I think maybe Steve Jobs is serious about wanting the iPhone to be ?porn-free,? after all.?

more here at blog.pinkvisual

4 out of 10

Ah hell 4/10? i'll take it with my head held high in this venue.

very good

interesting observation, I guess I wont rush to get the IPhone then :Oh crap

clean bizz

LOL I like that he is 37 and still living at his mom's house..

Juicy is going to be very unhappy with this news!

LOL indeed! I just hit him up on icq...:1orglaugh

Juicy is ambidextrous. :winkwink:

I have a solution. Surf porn on the Desktop.

Or move out of mom's house

LMAO, i totally missed that. Thanks!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL so funny:thumbsup

Ha, and we had internal discussions about that one.

Spread it as a rumour, build an app to overcome the problem, count the cash.

I can masturbate with my left hand. No biggie.

Everybody assumes it is Dave living with his mom and not the other way around. Y'all have never heard of parents needing to move back in with their kids when tough times hit? We are living in a down economy, you know. :winkwink:

go BlackBerry!

Nice one.

hahahahahahaha now they just need to make you cant use it with left hand

"or switch hands and go all ‘stranger’ on myself." - haha

Way to go Topbucks! :pimp

Is the stranger a shimmy?