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brassmonkey 06-25-2010 07:03 AM

First ever horse orgy
 
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On Tuesday morning, a man in Covington, Georgia, got a phone call from a neighbor, telling him to go outside and check on his horses. And when the man got outside, he understood why.

?A 37-year-old guy named Byron Jordan was in his horse corral . . . and sampling the carnal delights of three horses.

?According to neighbors who witnessed everything go down, Byron showed up wearing nothing but extremely dirty pajama bottoms, opened the front flap, got behind a horse, and had sex with it.

?When he was done with that horse he moved on to a second horse. And when he was done with THAT horse, he went into the corral to have bestial relations with a THIRD horse. Finally, that?s when a neighbor called the owner.

?The horses? owner had to WRESTLE Byron off of his third horse and restrain him until the police got there.

?Byron was arrested and charged with bestiality. If he?s convicted he could get between one and five years of house arrest.
:helpme :helpme :1orglaugh

Naechy 06-25-2010 07:16 AM

ou, i don`t want to see this

fatfoo 06-25-2010 08:44 AM

1 - 5 years of house arrest for bestiality.
I think he does not have a stable inside his house.

tonyparra 06-25-2010 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17278820)
1 - 5 years of house arrest for bestiality.
I think he does not have a stable inside his house.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats the funniest shit you have said in a while

DudeRick 06-25-2010 09:05 AM

Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

IllTestYourGirls 06-25-2010 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 17278882)
Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

He was too busy filming it? :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 06-25-2010 09:13 AM

Bad Ass Prisoner #1: "Boy, bend over...."

Our Boy Here: "Ease up Jethro. I fucked three horses. I think we know who will be doing the bending over."

brassmonkey 06-25-2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17278888)
He was too busy filming it? :1orglaugh

omg i was thinking the same thing dude will get some major paper! :pimp :1orglaugh

tranza 06-25-2010 10:06 AM

Lol, that's fucked up...

2MuchMark 06-25-2010 10:09 AM

Where's the affiliate program?

DVTimes 06-25-2010 10:10 AM

he may have the same problem as me that i am swung like a horse.

mabe if your as big as me only a horse can take such a huge dong.

camperjohn64 06-25-2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 17278882)
Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

They were videoing it and charging $29.95 a month to join - with 1 pre-checked cross sale.

John-ACWM 06-25-2010 11:31 AM

Black Beauty is sad.

brassmonkey 06-25-2010 12:18 PM

he went raw in a horse :helpme :helpme :helpme

Serial Pervert 06-25-2010 01:11 PM

i really don't wanna see that.

La_Sexorcist 06-25-2010 01:21 PM

If I had horses, I would definitely shoot anyone I caught fucking them. I think that should be within my rights? :)

JenniDahling 06-25-2010 01:27 PM

How do you respond to that if you were in jail and you happen to meet this guy and ask him what he's in for?!

JenniDahling 06-25-2010 01:29 PM

doh. double post

PenisFace 06-25-2010 01:37 PM

Don Cheadle sure is letting himself go.

Anyone else look at that guy and initially think it was Don Cheadle?

sortie 06-25-2010 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 17278882)
Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

Because it's probably not true; but great to add when you catch a theif/prowler.

O MARINA 06-25-2010 01:57 PM

disgusting

u-Bob 06-25-2010 01:59 PM

thnx to the interwebs that doesn't surprise me anymore....

brassmonkey 06-25-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17279711)
Don Cheadle sure is letting himself go.

Anyone else look at that guy and initially think it was Don Cheadle?

racist muther luver :disgust

BigDeanEvans 06-25-2010 03:05 PM

Is that bruno beast? lol

cherrylula 06-25-2010 03:09 PM

he would have made a zillion bucks an hour on myfreecams!

scarlettcontent 06-25-2010 03:20 PM

this guy is mentaly un - stable :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 06-25-2010 03:21 PM

That boy must have some heavy duty equipment!

brassmonkey 06-25-2010 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 17279923)
this guy is mentaly un - stable :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

he likes horse pussy or assholes in that case hes trying to turn them gay. :uhoh :1orglaugh

u-Bob 06-28-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 17279923)
this guy is mentaly un - stable :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

omg :1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 06-28-2010 07:00 PM

I doubt he was having sex with any of those horses, probably some neighbors ding-dong and after that they bullshitted stupid police officers who believed their 3 horse orgy story.

$5 submissions 06-28-2010 08:35 PM

Lucky for him the horse didn't kick him. Horse kick = high % of DEATH

directfiesta 06-28-2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 17279684)
How do you respond to that if you were in jail and you happen to meet this guy and ask him what he's in for?!

Horsing around ...

Loch 06-28-2010 10:32 PM

maybe they were sexy horses?

Davy 06-28-2010 11:19 PM

Did he wear a rubber?

$5 submissions 06-28-2010 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17279904)
he would have made a zillion bucks an hour on myfreecams!

I can see the convo going down like this:

Alright, I'm getting ready to go and get me some of that juicy thick HORSE ASS MEAT. Before I do, I need to see some TIPS! Get going, peepz!

Chosen 06-29-2010 12:43 AM

He must have been desperate...

NickB. 06-29-2010 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17278820)
1 - 5 years of house arrest for bestiality.
I think he does not have a stable inside his house.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Cracked me up as well

ArsewithClass 06-29-2010 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 17278855)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats the funniest shit you have said in a while

Agreed! :thumbsup Its the part about the owner wrestling the defendant off his third horse :1orglaugh


Nasty but nice, Thanks brassmonkey :winkwink:

brassmonkey 06-29-2010 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davy (Post 17286949)
Did he wear a rubber?

i said raw playa :helpme

fris 06-29-2010 05:54 AM

upload to zootube365!

Phoenix 06-29-2010 06:03 AM

what no video?

L-Pink 06-29-2010 06:43 AM

Anal sex?

Kenny B! 06-29-2010 06:48 AM

I wonder how many times he did this and didn't get caught.

Zuzana Designs 06-29-2010 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 17278882)
Why did they wait till he was on the third horse to call the owner?

LOL, that is pretty funny.

Raf1 06-29-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 17287512)
I wonder how many times he did this and didn't get caught.

not something all that interesting...


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