Why Vegas is great...
 

If you walk up and down the street...you will be handed about 50 free escort brochures with naked chicks in them...free porn...

You can find a good spot in the nickel slots area and watch grey haired old ladies beat each other senseless fighting over the next free machine since they are always all occupied...

All the hot chicks that you meet WILL sleep with you, no questions asked. (For $5,000 cash).

Wow, you've hit the nail right on the head - i'm so happy I live here.

ha.