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Amputate Your Head 07-20-2010 08:25 AM

Snakes On A Plane? No, Spiders On A Ship
 
Spider-infested ship turned away from port - Jul 2010
Thousands spill out as cargo is unloaded; vessel last docked in South Korea

HAGATNA, Guam ? Authorities in the U.S. territory of Guam have turned away a ship after thousands of spiders overflowed from its cargo. The Guam Department of Agriculture says hundreds of large spiders and thousands of smaller ones were seen when stevedores began offloading insulation and beams for housing units from the ship, the M.V. Altavia.

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The cargo was returned to the ship, and the Agriculture Department on Friday ordered that the ship not be allowed to dock. It was last ported in South Korea. Agriculture officials say they don't know what type of spiders were on the ship, but said it's a type that isn't normally found on the island.

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chronig 07-20-2010 08:28 AM

Need to backtrace where the spiders actually came from.

Scott McD 07-20-2010 08:40 AM

Since i have a huge fear of spiders,






FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

96ukssob 07-20-2010 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17348669)
Since i have a huge fear of spiders,






FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

X37375787 07-20-2010 08:46 AM

okay that sounds like a fucking nightmare come true.

Serial Pervert 07-20-2010 08:52 AM

spiders scares me.. :B

stonehammer 07-20-2010 08:55 AM

omg, how did the crew live with it

_Richard_ 07-20-2010 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 17348687)
okay that sounds like a fucking nightmare come true.

in more ways than one.. wonder if they managed to get all the spiders

Amputate Your Head 07-20-2010 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonehammer (Post 17348724)
omg, how did the crew live with it

I was wondering that too, then it occurred to me that the crew probably isn't hanging out in the cargo area until they begin unloading.

UniqueD 07-20-2010 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17348639)
Need to backtrace where the spiders actually came from.

If these spiders get on land, consequences will never be the same. :helpme

Amputate Your Head 07-20-2010 09:29 AM

"I am sick and tired of these mutha fuckin' spiders on this mutha fuckin' ship!"

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/samuelljackson.jpg
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Honez 07-20-2010 09:35 AM

::shudder:: That made my skin crawl.

mikeyddddd 07-20-2010 09:43 AM


Amputate Your Head 07-20-2010 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 17348863)

LOL :1orglaugh

Spyce 07-20-2010 10:43 AM

That's just creepy. I hate spiders.

Chosen 07-20-2010 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17348669)
Since i have a huge fear of spiders,






FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh

Evil Chris 07-20-2010 11:05 AM

scorpions on a raft

Amputate Your Head 07-20-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 17349109)
scorpions on a raft

Centipedes On A Train

Walter Gropius 07-20-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17348669)
Since i have a huge fear of spiders,






FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

Seconded.

LongBG 07-20-2010 12:26 PM

Exterminate them fuckers real fast!

La_Sexorcist 07-20-2010 03:10 PM

Siiiiick! I heard about this earlier. Made my throat feel like it was closing up
D:

JD 07-20-2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17349112)
Centipedes On A Train

earwigs on a zeppelin?

Amputate Your Head 07-20-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 17349948)
earwigs on a zeppelin?

potato bugs on a segway

HomerSimpson 07-20-2010 06:49 PM

fuck, I hate spiders...

Jarmusch 07-20-2010 07:08 PM

They need to nuke that cargo ship

iseeyou 07-20-2010 10:34 PM


nicMLS 07-20-2010 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17350485)
They need to nuke that cargo ship

Exactly, fuck that shit!

lazycash 07-20-2010 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 17348810)
If these spiders get on land, consequences will never be the same. :helpme

Looks like somebody in South Korea dun goofed, surely they should have seen all the contaminated cargo.

Owner 07-20-2010 10:51 PM

grasshoppers on a jet ski

crazytrini85 07-20-2010 11:53 PM

Crabs on my balls?

M0nk 07-21-2010 12:45 AM

damn! Spiders are one of the only things in this world that terrify me, no matter they´r big or small I just panic....

PenisFace 07-21-2010 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17348639)
Need to backtrace where the spiders actually came from.

is... is this... a consequences will never be the same references? If it is, i love you.

facialfreak 07-21-2010 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazytrini85 (Post 17350899)
Crabs on my balls?

Ya beat me to it!!!!!

Well played Sir ...... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Buncha 07-21-2010 02:55 AM

They've already made the movie:


u-Bob 07-21-2010 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 17348810)
If these spiders get on land, consequences will never be the same. :helpme

was gonna post the same :)

Zuzana Designs 07-21-2010 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amputate your head (Post 17348833)
"i am sick and tired of these mutha fuckin' spiders on this mutha fuckin' ship!"

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/samuelljackson.jpg
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lolz.........

thickcash_amo 07-21-2010 07:55 AM

This is like my biggest fear ever!! I now will be creeped out all freaking day...damn it!

Amputate Your Head 07-21-2010 07:57 AM

Locusts On A Skateboard

raven1083 07-21-2010 08:09 AM

that's scares me...

fatfoo 07-21-2010 10:36 AM

If the creatures already walk on land, it's too late to turn away a ship.
The creatures will jump on people.

Jarmusch 07-21-2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazytrini85 (Post 17350899)
Crabs on my balls?

I would watch that movie.

Amputate Your Head 07-21-2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17352134)
If the creatures already walk on land, it's too late to turn away a ship.
The creatures will jump on people.

Indeed. A mass attack, creating a whole new race of spider-people with which, naturally, we will go to war against. Thus, the spider ship must be destroyed.

pornguy 07-21-2010 01:20 PM

Thats actually a really bad thing to have happen..

Klen 07-21-2010 01:26 PM

I killed 20 spiders today plus some small bugs in my room.They are just ordinary house spiders totally harmless,but seems they hatch very fast.

Amputate Your Head 07-21-2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 17352692)
I killed 20 spiders today plus some small bugs in my room.They are just ordinary house spiders totally harmless,but seems they hatch very fast.

I went through the garage this morning early with a 16gal. wet/dry Shop Vac and took out 40 or 50 of the bastards. The Revolution is now! Join the fight! :ak47:

fatfoo 07-21-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17352659)
Indeed. A mass attack, creating a whole new race of spider-people with which, naturally, we will go to war against. Thus, the spider ship must be destroyed.

My magic bird flew over land and sea.
The bird sat on my shoulder and followed me.
The bird brought no spider, it brought some tea.

$5 submissions 07-21-2010 02:10 PM

I can see why Guam is being uptight. They are reeling from an invasive specie, the brown tree snake, that fucked up their local ecology: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_tree_snake

tranza 07-21-2010 02:20 PM

Lol, that's fucked up!!

justinsain 07-21-2010 03:05 PM

I can just picture all of you on a cruise ship for some webmaster event and the Captain gets on the loud speaker and says " Don't panic but the ship have become infested with spiders " and everyone starts screaming like little girls and jumping overboard :)

bloggerz 07-21-2010 03:12 PM

damn thousands of spiders? wtf


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