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Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 11:17 AM

Mexican Baby Rises From The Grave: Jesus 2.0?
 
Mexico baby declared dead revives inside coffin - Aug 2010

MEXICO CITY ? Authorities in Mexico say a newborn baby girl declared dead by doctors revived inside her coffin during her wake. Hidalgo state Attorney General Jose Rodriguez says the parents heard a strange noise coming from the tiny casket. Opening it up, they found her crying and very much alive.

Rodriguez told state public radio Thursday that the doctor who pronounced the girl dead at a hospital in the town of Tulancingo is being investigated for possible negligence. The baby, who was born prematurely Monday, is in stable condition at a different hospital.

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:2 cents: Freaky. :uhoh

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 11:46 AM

no love for baby Jesus v.2? :(

brassmonkey 08-06-2010 12:15 PM

im sure they bury sleeping and drunks all the time. :2 cents:

arschloch 08-06-2010 12:17 PM

certain...poisons can make the human body seem dead. though i don't know if that'll explain why this baby was still alive.

PornstarXS 08-06-2010 12:21 PM

baby zombies will eat your toes!!

La_Sexorcist 08-06-2010 01:12 PM

They didn't bother embalming the baby? Because that would have definitely killed it.

ottopottomouse 08-06-2010 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395837)
:2 cents: Freaky. :uhoh

All it says about the baby is it was premature. Makes me wonder though if it popped out and they decided something was wrong with it, injected it to kill it without enough stuff and just knocked it out to wake up later.

MK Ultra 08-06-2010 02:03 PM

Jesus 2.0 you say?
Well in that case I guess she'll be able to walk across the Rio Grande :1orglaugh

Chosen 08-06-2010 02:06 PM

Jesus 2.0?
Come on...

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17396365)
Jesus 2.0?
Come on...

Are bodies coming back to life in their caskets common?

O MARINA 08-06-2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395837)
[B][SIZE="4"]that the doctor who pronounced the girl dead at a hospital in the town of Tulancingo is being investigated for possible negligence. The baby, who was born prematurely Monday, is in stable condition at a different hospital.

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OMG

:error

Randy West 08-06-2010 02:22 PM

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Rodriguez told state public radio Thursday that the doctor who pronounced the girl dead at a hospital in the town of Tulancingo is being investigated for possible negligence.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jigg 08-06-2010 02:25 PM

praise bebe jezus v.2

VGeorgie 08-06-2010 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17396377)
Are bodies coming back to life in their caskets common?

A big worry in the 19th century. That's why they put bells on top of coffins. It was called a safety coffin.

mikesinner 08-06-2010 03:24 PM

Mexican doctors can't tell the difference between death and sleep.

JBlack 08-06-2010 03:27 PM

meh... clear case of negligence... no mexican-baby-zombie-jesus here ....

IllTestYourGirls 08-06-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by La_Sexorcist (Post 17396194)
They didn't bother embalming the baby? Because that would have definitely killed it.

yeah what are the rules over there? this just seems way to odd.

tiger 08-06-2010 04:57 PM

That story makes very little sense. So the baby was born Monday and not buried until yesterday but was alive all this time and no one noticed? The freezer they keep the bodies in didn't kill it after 4 days? They didn't embalm the baby? I'm going to call BS. The news article is an entire paragraph. lol.

Amputate Your Head 08-07-2010 08:37 AM

Mexico: Baby who 'revived' inside coffin dies - Aug 2010

MEXICO CITY ? Authorities in central Mexico say a newborn baby girl who was declared dead but later revived inside her coffin has died. Hidalgo state attorney general Jose Rodriguez says the baby died of asphyxia, three days after being declared dead the first time by a doctor in the town of Tulancingo. The baby was born prematurely on Monday and declared dead by a doctor.

Rodriguez said Thursday that during the wake the baby's parents heard a strange noise coming out of her little coffin and when they opened it found the baby crying. He said the baby was in stable condition in a hospital. But on Friday Rodriguez told a press conference the baby had died Thursday night. The doctor who declared the baby dead the first time is under investigation.

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:2 cents: Okay, so I guess he wasn't Jesus 2.0 :disgust

$5 submissions 08-07-2010 08:39 AM

Did that doctor get his medical degree from a correspondence school?

Amputate Your Head 08-07-2010 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 17397659)
Did that doctor get his medical degree from a correspondence school?

Not sure, but maybe they should get a second opinion on this baby's 2nd death, you know.... just to make sure.

ottopottomouse 08-07-2010 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17397656)
:2 cents: Okay, so I guess he wasn't Jesus 2.0 :disgust

Apart from being a girl and therefore not a he maybe Jesus 2.0 would die twice anyway as a bit of showing off :upsidedow

GatorB 08-07-2010 10:20 AM

Even if she was Jesus 2.0 Arizonans would still kick her out.

A-n-D-r-E-S 08-07-2010 11:07 AM

Interesting story, thanks for sharing!

DBS.US 08-07-2010 11:36 AM

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Platinumpimp 08-07-2010 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17396377)
Are bodies coming back to life in their caskets common?

Whether its common or not, it has absolutely zero to do with Jesus. :pimp

fatfoo 08-07-2010 12:27 PM

Maybe people should be left lying above the ground (not below ground) in case they wake up. I read many newspaper articles about how people wake up inside a coffin.

On the topic of Jesus, I believe he did not eat for 30 days and he walked for a long time.

jalami 08-07-2010 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by La_Sexorcist (Post 17396194)
They didn't bother embalming the baby? Because that would have definitely killed it.

If Mexico is anything like Costa Rica they wouldn't do anything to preserve the body. From the time of death, it's under 12 hours for the wake and the burial to be performed.


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