HP CEO Fired!
 

What a dumbass!!! He was fired because he hid a relationship with his GF who was an HP contractor and also got her paid for work she did not do. Talk about throwing away your career over dumb shit. She must have a golden pussy!!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/HP-CEO...30388.html?x=0

Pussy be dangerous yo

It's a conflict of interest.
It's comparable to a student fucking with a professor to get A+ marks.

Penis will be the destruction of man.

Thanks for the clarification, I would have never figured it out had you not posted.

He's probably not too worried as he gets severance of cash & stock worth $28 million.

Any pictures of that CEO-sinking-pussy out yet?

never fuck a girl who works in the same company as you do. never

he got $40mil severance

My rule is to never fuck a girl who is even remotely related to your family or work place. There are tons of bitches ready to fuck outside. :2 cents:

yeah, walked away with 40 million and a mistress. hope the current wife doesn't get 1/2 of that 40. hope she was hot.

I believe that even $20 million is enough for a living :)

I'm sure he doesn't care much, considering the severance package he's getting.

It could be worse. He could have pulled a Spitzer.

He should have been fired after the DV6000 and DV9000 laptop debacle. Any CEO who would allow such a low quality product to be released needs to lose his job.

Spitzer ain't doing half bad. He might even run again.

And most NYer's wish we still had him in there, instead of the guy we got stuck with.

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010...n--300x300.jpg

Cant wait for the HP sex tape!

HP is shit now, it used too be a solid company once but not anymore.

That's one damn expensive lay if the soon-to-be ex-wife gets 20M