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marketsmart 08-16-2010 11:43 AM

I Have Come Up With A New Business Model That Is Going To Destroy The Tubes...
 
i am going to pay surfers to watch porn...

of course the surfers are going to have to put in their cc number so they can verify that they are over 18 and then buried in the terms is my $999 sign up fee to join my program...

i can collect these fees for a few months and then go out of business stating my model is not sustainable and send a program termination letter to all my members...

KB, hit me up so I can buy some of that hot Manwin traffic to get this rolling....





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fatfoo 08-16-2010 11:47 AM

Your business can survive with huge losses, as long as you get approved for huge loans.

ottopottomouse 08-16-2010 11:48 AM

how much are you paying?

czarina 08-16-2010 11:49 AM

haha, I doubt you'll find many people with $999 available on their credit cards nowadays!

marketsmart 08-16-2010 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina (Post 17419376)
haha, I doubt you'll find many people with $999 available on their credit cards nowadays!

i'll just keep banging until i get something... :thumbsup




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marketsmart 08-16-2010 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17419370)
how much are you paying?

it doesnt matter.. i will close up shop before i ever pay out a cent...

so maybe .10 a view seems fair...




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MaDalton 08-16-2010 11:54 AM

maybe not $999 but "business models" like this are not very uncommon. its mostly mainstream though. and you will need an endless chain of offshore companies ;)

martinsc 08-16-2010 11:55 AM

:1orglaugh

Varius 08-16-2010 12:00 PM

Or you can just do it legit :winkwink:
  1. Sell Advertising
  2. Payout a share of advertising revenue to viewers for watching porn with ads
  3. Voila!

Adam X 08-16-2010 12:20 PM

Man thats a Win. ;)

ottopottomouse 08-16-2010 12:31 PM

You need to run the full pyramid referral scheme too and I think if you put it down to $100 to join with a $10 referral payment with a 10c watch payment with accounts paying out after 3 months by which time you will have long since closed down and reopened as someone else you'll be onto a winner.

marketsmart 08-16-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 17419407)
Or you can just do it legit :winkwink:
  1. Sell Advertising
  2. Payout a share of advertising revenue to viewers for watching porn with ads
  3. Voila!

thats too above board for me... i prefer to dance on the dark side...

money for nothing and chicks for free..... :thumbsup



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marketsmart 08-16-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17419510)
You need to run the full pyramid referral scheme too and I think if you put it down to $100 to join with a $10 referral payment with a 10c watch payment with accounts paying out after 3 months by which time you will have long since closed down and reopened as someone else you'll be onto a winner.

would you like to be partners... :1orglaugh

i have always wanted to run a pyramid scheme... :thumbsup



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Zuzana Designs 08-16-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17419377)
i'll just keep banging until i get something... :thumbsup




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lolz.............that's what she said ;)

Jason Voorhees 08-16-2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17419517)
lolz.............that's what she said ;)

Winner winner chicken dinner!

CamJack 08-16-2010 12:46 PM

do you need a head sales manager, where do i send my resume?

Barefootsies 08-16-2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

I Have Come Up With A New Business Model That Is Going To Destroy The Tubes...
Is this one called the, "Steve Lightspeed"?

Seems he had announced something similar a year or so back.

bbobby86 08-16-2010 12:56 PM

how much you plan to pay...?

ottopottomouse 08-16-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17419516)
would you like to be partners... :1orglaugh

i have always wanted to run a pyramid scheme... :thumbsup

I'd love to.

Although I suppose i'd better check my friends will be ok visiting me in prison first :upsidedow

Nicky 08-16-2010 01:36 PM

You don't even have to do that. Put out a couple of good looking sites in popular niches, pay affiliates $100 per $1 trial for the entire first month as a starting bonus, 2-3 prechecked x-sales with hidden terms, massive members area upselling and 1 month payout hold on affiliates and you can probably collect some fat money before It's time to split(affiliate payout time).

JFK 08-16-2010 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17419351)
i am going to pay surfers to watch porn...

of course the surfers are going to have to put in their cc number so they can verify that they are over 18 and then buried in the terms is my $999 sign up fee to join my program...

i can collect these fees for a few months and then go out of business stating my model is not sustainable and send a program termination letter to all my members...

KB, hit me up so I can buy some of that hot Manwin traffic to get this rolling....
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Sorry KB's tied up:thumbsup

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Varius 08-16-2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17419511)
thats too above board for me... i prefer to dance on the dark side...

money for nothing and chicks for free..... :thumbsup



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Heh I was just having an argument with someone on Saturday who didn't know who Dire Straits are

marketsmart 08-16-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17419696)
Sorry KB's tied up:thumbsup

now both of those girls have crabs...

good thing KB reps Kwell Crab Cream.... :thumbsup




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