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I fucked a deaf girl today
well she can barley hear...
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cancer + your ass = me happy.
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Eh, whats that you said about barley beer?
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I would have thought you'd have better chances with a blind girl
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at least she wouldn't have cared if you called out another name
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Yeah barley lol
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Next time, bring big cymbals for the finale.
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you are pimp
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I boned a stripper that was deaf,had 2 hearing aids,didn't last too long as whenever I moved my hands around her ears they would squeal a tone..blowjobs sucked
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did she honk?
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did she moan in sign language?
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Squeak: Your mom's deaf.
Guy: My mom's DEAD you little twerp! Squeak: Oh...I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot. BASEketball rules! |
so, you happy about it :)
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Did she make funny retard noises while you fucked her?
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She probably can barely see as well...
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She faked it...
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I suppose the deaf woman would be the opposite of talented musicians and singers, because they have a talent for hearing and playing the right notes. A musical ear is a valuable thing. I'm not a musician.
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They can make a good silent movie with me and add text captions. The question is: can I hear it?
He has to hear it, otherwise they would think he is a horse or something. |
At least she can't hear you and say no when you tell her you're gonna ass fuck her...
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Did you know... you can also feel loud sound, instead of hearing it. For example, when music or drum beats are very loud in a night club, the air will vibrate through your body making you feel every beat inside yourself, even if you are deaf.
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I had someone in confession the other day who claimed he was in a similar situation. In his case though the woman was mentally disabled in addition to deaf. This guy seemed to let on that the girl made _loud_ noises. Makes sense to me, iif she cannot hear how loud she is. |
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Worthless thread ever!
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