American Football: Worlds greatest sport...
 

Soccer fans must feel a little like a kid in a toy car would feel when he looks up to see a Ferrari passing by...

Agreed!

Cricket fans must feel like they are on public transportation.

rugby fans must feel like their driving a mini!

I disagree. Baseball is the world's greatest sport. Unbelieveable drama. Man against man - one on one. The sharp crack of leather on wood turns it into a team game.

Baseball is the purest sport on the face of the earth. Man against man, team against team. It is grace, beauty, speed, and violence.

Have I introduced you to my living God, Roy Halladay? No? Sorry.

More like a monster truck driving over the top of all the homos wearing padding and injecting steroids :2 cents:

gear down big rig, i'm sure you're a tough guy.

tennis fans must feel like their riding in a limo!

This has nothing to do with me, watch some Rugby.

it was a joke post in a joke thread. quite frankly, i find the whole football v. soccer v. rugby argument stupid. i guess you missed the part about the op always starting troll threads.

American sports by definition aren't the best nor popular sports in the world. Soccer is the Ferrari to Football's Camry. Tennis is the maserati to baseball's hyundai. Football is fun as hell to watch but it just doesn't compare.

what's all this mean for nascar?

surfing fans must feel like their riding in a vanagon!

What? Huzza buzza wazza? Comparing American football to a CAMRY? What planet are you from? Soccer is Ferrari? WTF? Ferrari has nothing to do with grown men running around aimlessly for 90 minutes and dropping to the ground in tears everytime someone looks in their direction. Personally, I'd be quite happy broadsiding a Ferrari while driving a Camry. I'm missing your point, I guess.

Who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of spine-less faggots run around chasing a ball for 90 minutes - with no result? If these elite (rofl) pussies played football or hockey they'd be dead by dawn.

Not much would scare me more than facing Raphael Nadal on a tennis court. Trying to return a serve would probably cost me an arm or a leg. Literally. I could imagine my leg snapping on court playing against Raphael - or any number of tennis pros. That is a badass sport.

Soccer. Not so much. There is not one pro team in North America that could not physically destroy the best soccer team in the world. They are cry babies who cannot compete against real athletes. I don't care if you soccer fags can graze for 90 minutes, put them on a field with a North American athlete and they'd be suckin' intravenous.

Soccer is a pansy sport for men without spines.

Any minor or college level athlete in North America or Australia would easily smash the living usefullness out of even the greatest soccer player on the face of the earth.

Raphael or Roger would reduce the world's greatest soccer player (that's a joke, btw) to a simpering bag of crying puss.

Ask your #1 soccer player to go against Raphael Nadar.
Ask your #1 soccer player to play goal for the Philadelphia Flyers.
Ask your #1 soccer player to face Roy Halladay.
Ask your #1 soccer player to face the New England Patriots offense.
Ask your #1 soccer player to go mano a mano against Jy Bond.

He will go home and suck his mother's teat. The pussy will drop dead before he hits the court, or field. Soccer is for spineless, weak pussies.

I'm Scottish. It took me along time to realize how useless soccer is. The spineless athletes in that sport would piss their panties and run home to their mommies if they had any real work to do. No shit - they have great stamina, but once they're caught they're irrelevant. There is not a North American or Australian athlete who would ever consider a any soccer player a threat.

As a matter of fact, there is not one soccer player alive who could compete against even the lowliest rated NFL player.

Soccer player: Oh, look! I'm using my fancing feet to kick a ball around a huge grass field! Woo! I go back and forth!
NFL player: Oh, look! Smash! You're fucking dead!

Raphael Nadar: Ace. Ace. Ace. Ace.
Soccer player: Oops! oops! Oops! oops!

Soccer player: wiff whif (mommy) whiff
Roy Halladay: ... ... ... (chortles quietly to himself as the soccer playing pussy walks back to the dugout...) Another perfect game!

Soccer player: Oof! crunch... bleed... darkness... silence... death...
Colton Orr: Pussy... rofl.... line change!

Soccer player: Oh look at the pretty grass!
Jy Bond: Enjoy the taste, Alice.

There is not one sport that a soccer player could physically dominate - besides pussy soccer, that is. Any other athlete from any other pro sport will instantly destroy any pro soccer player - unless the competition involved running around an empty 100 yard field.

Soccer - or Futball - is the saddest sport on the face of the earth.

Rofl, that was a long one.

The funny thing is, Raphael Nadal would make the top soccer player on the face of the earth piss his pants.

Well that was all very interesting. Who's minds are you planning on changing with your hateful comments? Or are you just egging for intense arguments? Either way, sure seems drastic.

Everyone likes different sports, that's why there are so many - why bother expressing such hate towards any?

Baseball is a dead sport, we just haven't claimed the body.

baseball sucks... its kinda luck.. i mean you bat .200, so that means 20% of the time ull get a hit? thats lucky crap.. u never know.. one day u get 10 runs, tomorrow u get 0.. fuck that..

now basketball, its a game of pure skill.. play kobe 1 on 1 he'll kill u everytime 100%...

football i wasnt so into, but lately im amazed at some of the offensive plays.. they just dont snap and throw the ball.. they run well designed plays and some of em are sweet..

soccer is also a good sport, but sometimes can get boring especially if 2 teams decide to play it safe and go for the draw.. so 90mins of kicking ball back and forth and not doing shit..

Tennis is great.. now thats a 1 on 1 game based on skill.. Nadal = owns

if i had to rank sports by how i like em..

BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL, SOCCER, TENNIS, BASEBALL

Of that there is no doubt. The National Football League is the pinnacle of Western civilization. It is the culmination of thousands of years of human endeavor.

The only other sport which should be mentioned in the same sentence is Major League Baseball which is a close second. :2 cents:

Thank you Demon, thats the one and only definition for this thread... american football cmon!

I have gone all weak with the display of masculinity I have just experienced.

here we go again ...

Snooker is the way to go!!!!

Well, we all know that people who buy Ferraris have small dicks.

all sports are greatest !

Who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of fat guys making a play every 7 seconds, then stopping the clock, then doing it again? If these football pussies tried to play soccer they'd die of a heart attack because they couldn't get their asses down the field. Even the fast ones wouldn't be able to go at it for 90 minutes they'd get their asses handed to them in the form of slide tackle. Rugby is more of a manly sport than football.

Physically destroy? Do you understand the point you're making? "These guys are bigger so they're better" is your point, which is fallacious to the F. They're "bigger" because that's what the sport requires. In terms of "REAL" athletes, soccer athletes are more "real" than 99% of football players. The other 1 % might have more explosion but couldn't last for more than 15-20 minutes running back and forth. Yes, I love watching fat guys on the offensive line for about 7 seconds. I mean what a sport!!!

Football is for impatient morons who don't understand the mechanics of any other sport.

Your stupidity with "making shit up" is becoming a trend here.

Oh totally, that's why they don't play soccer. Dumbass

This is the stupidest argument you've made yet and you've made a lot of them. You're comparing different sports and asking if player A would go against player B? Here's a thought. Ask Nadal if he'd go up against Ronaldo. Ask any Philly Flyer if he'd go up against Drogba. I'm afraid you don't have a point if your only argument is "we're bigger than they are!!"

I'll use your logic of 'no logic+making shit up'. No international soccer player would ever consider any North American player a threat.

As a matter of fact there is not one NFL player alive that could compete against the lowliest ranked soccer player. See, twisting around words is fun and the logic is equally stupid.

NFL Player: Fuck, I'm fat and my body is only able to keep up for 7 seconds, then I need a breather!!

Soccer Player: Goal goal goal goal
Nadal(his name is Nadal not Nadar you putz): shit shit shit shit


I think you've taken over as the dumbest person on this forum. Your argument made no sense and it was as stupid as it gets.

I never understood the fascination with baseball, to me, it's just waaaaay to fucking boring, not to mention all of the games played in a season, it's like, oh well, they lost, there's still another 90 more to go !!

I think with football, having only 16 games in a season, each game is important. Plus football has a lot more action and big plays.

THis guy is a moron who isn't going to change minds. He's saying a soccer player wouldn't dare challenge a football player... IN FOOTBALL. Yea, that's pretty evident since the guy is playing soccer for a reason. Just like a football player won't challenge a bowling champ and so on. But this guy's stupidity becomes evident when he just starts making shit up. His baseless assertions are humorous. Btw baseball isn't a sport.

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Baseball is pish!!


People who claim 'soccer' is boring yet think baseball is amazing confuse the hell outta me.

I try to watch baseball on tv, but after about 20mins when i realise nobody has even hit the damn ball, never mind score any points with it, just makes me lose interest, and fast...