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Ethersync

11-23-2010 06:38 AM

Guy With NO BRAIN (Literally) Gets Busted For Trying To Buy Police Pussy for $80. *PICS*

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...mb-400x500.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...admuugshot.jpg

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Cops have a way with language. So when Miami police arrested the man whose extremely bizarre booking photo made him the star of Mugshots Friday, who was trying to purchase "street slang for vaginal" for $80 from an undercover detective, they didn't hesitate when filling out the "unique physical features" box of the police report.

Click on the report to enlarge. We're redacting the name, published elsewhere, until we get a hold of the guy.

Yes, that says: "Half a Head".

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...ice_report.php

Randy West

11-23-2010 06:43 AM

WTF :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67

11-23-2010 06:52 AM

Godammit. Let the man buy some pussy please.

Caligari

11-23-2010 06:53 AM

whoa...how is the brain positioned, is it concave to fit the cranium?

Does he have a cranium or is that just soft tissue on the top?

Spunky

11-23-2010 06:58 AM

Wow,you don't see that too often

Darkhorse

11-23-2010 07:02 AM

lol thats funny yet sad for him i guess....

CaptainHowdy

11-23-2010 07:02 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KcVg5zile3...oween-puke.jpg

Altwebdesign

11-23-2010 07:08 AM

how is that possible?!

Steve Awesome

11-23-2010 07:16 AM

I'm not saying anything until I see his SATs.

Ethersync

11-23-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17721450)

Godammit. Let the man buy some pussy please.

:2 cents: :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear

11-23-2010 09:04 AM

If you are missing half your brain , it might be a good legal defense. Either way , its a shame we can't just allow some people some slack, if anyone deserves to legally buy some puntang , its this guy.

dyna mo

11-23-2010 09:08 AM

HomerSimpson

11-23-2010 09:30 AM

:repuke:repuke:repuke

Slutboat

11-23-2010 09:45 AM

thats the GFY user known as the Demon

CaptainWolfy

11-23-2010 09:47 AM

he is really one of a kind!

96ukssob

11-23-2010 09:51 AM

damn :helpme

poor dude just needed to get laid. ive seen this before, can't remember what the disease is called but a good portion of your brain dies and needs to be taken out; with that your skull collapses. there are implants you can have put in to make it look normal.

for this guy, if i was his attorney i would play the "he obviously doesnt know what hes doing" card

ottopottomouse

11-23-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17721423)

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...mb-400x500.jpg

It's just streamlined so he can run faster.

Pandemos

11-23-2010 10:45 AM

Every haircut's a bowl cut for that guy.

xNetworx

11-23-2010 11:13 AM

He is not a bad looking guy aside from missing the top of his head. All i can say is W..T...F

Jon Oso

11-23-2010 11:15 AM

that guy looks very similar to my cousin Jason... aside from the missing head thing.

fatfoo

11-23-2010 12:00 PM

They thought this guy had half a brain. That's quite interesting.

Agent 488

11-23-2010 12:02 PM

snopes says fake.

ilnjscb

11-23-2010 12:07 PM

ok that is nightmare material

Scott McD

11-23-2010 12:09 PM

:eek7:eek7:eek7:eek7

Martin

11-23-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17721732)

MC900 foot Jesus rocks.

beerptrol

11-23-2010 12:29 PM

Ethersync

11-23-2010 12:30 PM

More mugshots from Miami. All arrested around the same time "Half Head" was.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mugshot1.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mugshot5.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mugshot6.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mugshot8.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mugshot9.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mugshot10.jpg

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...nted_heads.php

dyna mo

11-23-2010 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 17722308)

MC900 foot Jesus rocks.

yup. i even named my cat after him- mc900 foot kitty.

but mc900 foot kitty died several years ago. :-(

MattO

11-23-2010 12:41 PM

Most people that I've met don't use the frontal portion of their brain anyways.

Davy	11-23-2010 01:16 PM

The guy only has half a brain. I imagine that he is mentally impaired in some major way.
He was just looking for pussy and sex - and they arrest him. What a bunch of asshole cops!

Veggetto

11-23-2010 02:08 PM

this is kinda f'd up lol.

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