Business Alexa Ranking Service - GoFuckYourself.com

bigove73 · 06-21-2015, 08:48 PM

Been doing this for about 4 years now and mainly just for friends which turned into friends of friends and just didn't have time to take on many more but I retire from the Navy after 22.8 years and currently have a ton of time so here goes:

Global Alexa Ranking - Please note this is an average over 3 months so my initial price is for that full term. I will get you to your purchased rank in that time and if I don't, you get your money back no questions asked. Doesn't matter what your current rank is.

US/UK rankings are all I can do.

Watch out for these cheap ass Chinese services that will have you ranked for some shitty third world country and have your upstream linked from shitty sites. My service will only show major engines and platforms Google, Yahoo, Bing, Twitter, and Facebook including realistic bounce rate, daily page views and time on site.

I'm tired of typing and I'm sure I missed something so pm/icq/email with questions. Also, I think these prices are fair but if not tell me I'm fucked up and I will see what I can do. You will also see I will always overshoot so let me surprise you!

*Remember this is for 3 months of work except for 500K which is 30 days:

500K - $30
300K - $75
200K - $95
100K - $115
80K - $145
50K - $300
30K - $475

***Usually you will see results in 3-5 days so don't freak out and think I ran off or some shit. Currently can only take paypal, if you need I can send an invoice so you can use a card.

bigove73 · 06-21-2015, 08:52 PM

I'm feeling nice so practically going to give away 3 500K packages for $20 each to build up some reviews. The first three posts saying they will take them will get the review prices.

baggg · 06-21-2015, 11:16 PM

alexa rank hasnt been relevant for years

3xmedia · 06-22-2015, 03:30 AM

fake alexa rank? what is it good for? why would anyone want it... unless they are scammers/cheaters

Andreweb · 06-22-2015, 08:29 AM

Since alexa rank is totally useless why some one will pay for that ? Just asking !

Fat Panda · 06-22-2015, 08:35 AM

bigove73 · 06-22-2015, 11:10 AM

Some people still swear by it and pay a lot more for advertising on a site with a higher Alexa ranking.

A lot of bitch ass trolls nowadays! If your not interested why the fuck did you click on the link and waste even more time by posting?

3xmedia · 06-22-2015, 11:38 AM

ahah, as I said above, this "service" is just for assholes who want to scam/fool someone who still cases about alexa rank.

bigove73 · 06-22-2015, 05:24 PM

Why do you have Kentucky as your location? Just wondering because your shitty English pegs you as a Paki cunt! Aside from that your a fucking troll!

adulttweets · 06-23-2015, 02:29 AM

Hi, email me at [email protected], Thanks

3xmedia · 06-23-2015, 02:55 AM

you failed at adult so you now offer shitty services to support scammers. nice

get a job, fucking clueless indian retard

bigove73 · 06-23-2015, 08:10 AM

@adultweets - sent you an email.

See nobody really gives a fuck what you think, you post bullshit on damn near every thread because you have no fucking job. You and the other trolls on this thread probably don't even own a site, you just hang around an adult forum to see nude photos because you don't get any pussy either.

James_w · 06-23-2015, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigove73

@adultweets - sent you an email.

See nobody really gives a fuck what you think, you post bullshit on damn near every thread because you have no fucking job. You and the other trolls on this thread probably don't even own a site, you just hang around an adult forum to see nude photos because you don't get any pussy either.

Like +10

many trolls these days now i remember why i visit very rarely

btw trolls alexa ranking helps with your search engine ranking...

bigove73 · 06-23-2015, 02:13 PM

@James I was warned before I came back after a long time but didn't believe it. Already had 7 contact me off thread to avoid the bullshit to purchase my service, it's really a shame.

James_w · 06-23-2015, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigove73

@James I was warned before I came back after a long time but didn't believe it. Already had 7 contact me off thread to avoid the bullshit to purchase my service, it's really a shame.

Yeah trolls gonna troll it is shame was a good place with honest buyers and sellers many years ago good luck with your sales

3xmedia · 06-24-2015, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James_w

btw trolls alexa ranking helps with your search engine ranking...

this is a myth/bullshit. alexa rank can be easily faked and google knows it.

James_w · 06-24-2015, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xmedia

this is a myth/bullshit. alexa rank can be easily faked and google knows it.

They also know how to check fake and real legit rankings get a clue troll

3xmedia · 06-24-2015, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James_w

They also know how to check fake and real legit rankings get a clue troll

James_w · 06-24-2015, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 3xmedia

3xmedia · 06-24-2015, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James_w

post more stupid pics, crybaby

James_w · 06-24-2015, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xmedia

post more stupid pics, crybaby

Useless Warrior · 06-27-2015, 06:28 PM

Add me to your troll list, but this service is absolute nonsensical garbage.

bigove73 · 06-28-2015, 06:16 PM

Thanks for bumping the thread then Jack-Ass! You don't know shit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Add me to your troll list, but this service is absolute nonsensical garbage.

06-21-2015, 08:48 PM	#1
bigove73 Sex Works Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 408	Alexa Ranking Service Been doing this for about 4 years now and mainly just for friends which turned into friends of friends and just didn't have time to take on many more but I retire from the Navy after 22.8 years and currently have a ton of time so here goes: Global Alexa Ranking - Please note this is an average over 3 months so my initial price is for that full term. I will get you to your purchased rank in that time and if I don't, you get your money back no questions asked. Doesn't matter what your current rank is. US/UK rankings are all I can do. Watch out for these cheap ass Chinese services that will have you ranked for some shitty third world country and have your upstream linked from shitty sites. My service will only show major engines and platforms Google, Yahoo, Bing, Twitter, and Facebook including realistic bounce rate, daily page views and time on site. I'm tired of typing and I'm sure I missed something so pm/icq/email with questions. Also, I think these prices are fair but if not tell me I'm fucked up and I will see what I can do. You will also see I will always overshoot so let me surprise you! Remember this is for 3 months of work except for 500K which is 30 days: 500K - $30 300K - $75 200K - $95 100K - $115 80K - $145 50K - $300 30K - $475 **Usually you will see results in 3-5 days so don't freak out and think I ran off or some shit. Currently can only take paypal, if you need I can send an invoice so you can use a card.

06-22-2015, 03:30 AM	#4
3xmedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,709	fake alexa rank? what is it good for? why would anyone want it... unless they are scammers/cheaters __________________ ---

06-22-2015, 08:29 AM	#5
Andreweb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Internet Posts: 2,423	Since alexa rank is totally useless why some one will pay for that ? Just asking ! __________________ Make Money With: Chaturbate

06-22-2015, 11:38 AM	#8
3xmedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,709	ahah, as I said above, this "service" is just for assholes who want to scam/fool someone who still cases about alexa rank. __________________ ---

06-23-2015, 02:55 AM	#11
3xmedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,709	you failed at adult so you now offer shitty services to support scammers. nice get a job, fucking clueless indian retard __________________ ---

06-21-2015, 08:52 PM	#2
bigove73 Sex Works Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 408	I'm feeling nice so practically going to give away 3 500K packages for $20 each to build up some reviews. The first three posts saying they will take them will get the review prices.

06-21-2015, 11:16 PM	#3
baggg So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: EEA Posts: 1,432	alexa rank hasnt been relevant for years

06-22-2015, 08:35 AM	#6
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,292

06-22-2015, 11:10 AM	#7
bigove73 Sex Works Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 408	Some people still swear by it and pay a lot more for advertising on a site with a higher Alexa ranking. A lot of bitch ass trolls nowadays! If your not interested why the fuck did you click on the link and waste even more time by posting?

06-22-2015, 05:24 PM	#9
bigove73 Sex Works Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 408	Why do you have Kentucky as your location? Just wondering because your shitty English pegs you as a Paki cunt! Aside from that your a fucking troll!

06-23-2015, 02:29 AM	#10
adulttweets SM Posting - Music Tracks Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Czech Republic - Prague Posts: 1,541	Hi, email me at [email protected], Thanks

06-23-2015, 08:10 AM	#12
bigove73 Sex Works Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 408	@adultweets - sent you an email. See nobody really gives a fuck what you think, you post bullshit on damn near every thread because you have no fucking job. You and the other trolls on this thread probably don't even own a site, you just hang around an adult forum to see nude photos because you don't get any pussy either.

06-23-2015, 02:13 PM	#14
bigove73 Sex Works Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 408	@James I was warned before I came back after a long time but didn't believe it. Already had 7 contact me off thread to avoid the bullshit to purchase my service, it's really a shame.

06-27-2015, 06:28 PM	#22
Useless Warrior Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 975	Add me to your troll list, but this service is absolute nonsensical garbage.