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Old 06-27-2017, 04:23 PM   #1
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I put broccoli in a bowl with a small amount of water...

Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

Then,

I ate it.

Just saying.
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Good use of transitions will enliven your writing:

Firstly, I put broccoli in a bowl with some water. Then I put the bowl in the microwave for one minute. Finally, I ate it.

Yeah I'm that bored
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Good use of transitions will enliven your writing:

Firstly, I put broccoli in a bowl with some water. Then I put the bowl in the microwave for one minute. Finally, I ate it.

Yeah I'm that bored
Fuck it.

Just saying.
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My partner did the same with peas & added turkey to the sandwich he made...

I fucking hate peas
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My partner did the same with peas & added turkey to the sandwich he made...

I fucking hate peas
You forgot to say "just saying"

Just saying.
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When I was a kid I was a sleepwalker and woke up one night to cold air on my face and frozen peas spilling all over my naked feet. I hated peas as a kid but in my sleep I evedently went to the freezer to get some.

Speaking of sleepwalking, does anyone else know the horror of waking up in the woods in the middle of the night? I've heard of people getting hit by cars while sleepwalking.
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I had some delicious steamed broccoli last night, didn't make it though. cutting, washing, cooking stuff is just not something I can force myself to enjoy. props to those who do get into it though.

had it with carrots, cauliflower and zucchini (all local and so tasty and fresh) and a damn good bloody mary on the side

glass of fresh watermelon juice for dessert

perfect and zero dishes to wash

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Kale and one banana in a blender and some water...maybe some lemon juice...1min meal...
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Kale and one banana in a blender and some water...maybe some lemon juice...1min meal...
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Stop calling people gay because they eat bananas;
just call them crazy for eating kale.


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Stop calling people Gay because they eat bananas;
just call them crazy for eating kale.


Just saying.
Good point he's a crazy kale eating guy that loves bananas and posts about butt rape a lot.
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Good point he's a crazy kale eating guy that loves bananas and posts about butt rape a lot.





You are annoying.


Just saying.
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It is a highly nutritious 1min meal the banana neutralises the kale taste...it actually tastes nice...add some lemon or grape juice and it is A1...be generous with the kale don't be a puss...
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Just saying.
I find glee in my ability to stir emotion in your bland watered down broccoli life ✌️👾
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Old 06-27-2017, 06:54 PM   #15
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I find glee in my ability to stir emotion in your bland watered down broccoli life ✌️👾
As I stated, "with a small amount of water".
So clearly my broccoli life is not watered down.


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As I stated, "with a small amount of water".
So clearly my broccoli life is not watered down.


Just saying.
I saw your Facebook post and that was the sadest piece of overcooked soggy broccoli I've ever seen




My broccoli is happy and healthy, all my veggies are, it's like a party in your mouth.



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You forgot to say "just saying"

Just saying.
I thought "I fucking hate peas" would be enough
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Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

Then,

I ate it.

Just saying.
You're eating dead bulk matter.

The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

Just sayin.
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Don't say anything that sounds like "bone" appetite around bladewire.


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The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

Just sayin.
I think you're jealous because you can't eat broccoli with your false teeth.

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You're eating dead bulk matter.

The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

Just sayin.
I keep my bulk matter in my jock strap.

Just saying.
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I prefer mine with a little bit of butter and a bunch of melted cheddar.

Just sayin'
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Probably true if you cooked his broccoli after tossing his salad.


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Most cheese nowadays has plastic fillers.

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That wouldn't be full vegetarian because it includes dairy.


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Just saying.
Plants have feelings, too.

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Just saying.
Processed cheese is plastic, not dairy




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You won't have real cheese anymore if you clean under the foreskin.


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Just saying.
There's a good "Yo mama" joke there, but I don't want to break a GFY rule..

Just sayin'
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Yo daddy!




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You're eating dead bulk matter.

The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

Just sayin.


licks lips and plots the death of life

for real though, you know there's actually consensus to the contrary, no?

Microwaves: Do They Make Our Food Less Healthy?

(link provided as example only)


for real if you're a raw foodist please share, if only for my own entertainment
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This should be in the top 3 for post of the year.
really not the same without Coup posting his broccoli self in real life, Relic posting some dancehall that he doesn't really get but has good taste in and Miami posting...something obscene

alas

but a good thread nonetheless even though the OP apparently thrives on killing all the nutrients in his vegetables like some sort of genocidal army

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really not the same without Coup posting his broccoli self in real life, Relic posting some dancehall that he doesn't really get but has good taste in and Miami posting...something obscene

alas

but a good thread nonetheless even though the OP apparently thrives on killing all the nutrients in his vegetables like some sort of genocidal army

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Holy fuck!

Cheesy!

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Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

Then,

I ate it.

Just saying.
I did it again.

This time with cheese on top.

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I did it again.

This time with cheese on top.

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Cheese makes it amazing.

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You should try it with Broccolini, its much more gay.

BTW that picture of your dish shows so much salt on it your asking for a heart split. Throw the salt away, and eat what ever you want.
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