You learnt about rice pudding though :1orglaugh

What does that mean?

Pat on the back from whom?


Again, not trying to get friends by pointing out your 8th grade mistakes. I'm making you look stupid. And doing a darn good job too!

That'd be "you're".

I don't get this Old Man joke, can you explain it to me? Seriously. Aren't you older than me? You certainly look it.

No I didn't, because it wasn't a very funny joke. Please can you explain why it's amusing to suggest I am old?


OK There is only one in companies house

Name & Registered Office:
CASTLE PETS LIMITED
THE BAKERY
JAMES STREET
BRIGG
SOUTH HUMBERSIDE
DN20 8LS


So that'd be you lying. Again.

No you didn't. You got chucked out of school for being too spazzy and then you got a job sweeping up rabbit shit for 2 quid an hour.

It was illegal to be a company director at 16. That law changed in 2006.

As I said, if you're going to lie, please TRY and make it plausable.

Anyone can get a switch card at 16. That is the age they are designed for.

Shame you didn't realise companies house's website is searchable and it took me 5 seconds to prove you are a liar.

:(

Try putting coconut cream into rice pudding, gives it a lovely flavor.

Things like shredded coconut, vanilla, fresh lemon rind, cinnamon are always nice as well.

I always add sultanas to mine.

Then cut up a banana and add it to the rice pudding when I eat it.

Yummy, time for lunch. :thumbsup

http://directory.thesun.co.uk/webcard/4401731

Again???? Its you that continues to troll, lie & cheat.

You are the intolerable liar :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I left school at 16 & bought a shop, converted it to a petshop & made a decent living as a director, owner. Stop your time wasting crap you senile old fool.

A Switch card allows credit... are you sure you want to do this one??

Is this the final straw for the senile old fool Damian..?

Think before you speak weasel.

You didn't. You are a liar. I've proven this from companies house.

Are you REALLY this stupid?

You lied. I proved you lied. You then come back and repeat the lie?

Castle pets, Castle rd, Bedford, opened 89. Company director, name on cheque book, Gary Brewer.

Seriously... you are a liar

http://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&...e+pets+bedford

Switch cards 18, its a credit allowable card...

You are a liar :thumbsup

No it doesn't. Which is why 16 year olds could get it.

Please, for the love of god, stop lying. Here is the proof:

"Switch was a debit card in the United Kingdom."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_%28debit_card%29

You dribbling fuckstick.

Fiddy lies from Gary

Its a debit card... indeed it is... but it allows credit, usage of going past your overdraft. You have to be over 18 to own one.

Please stop now you intolerable old fool :thumbsup

:error Only liar around here is yourself, you senile old fool :2 cents:

Oh god. It was a debit card, not a credit card. I am not sure you understand what the words mean even.

I already post a link that proves you are wrong. Again.

No you had to be 16.

As the link proves.

I find it hard to believe you REALLY are this stupid. But whatever.

You need to post proof when you are accusing me of lying Gary.

Or you're gonna get banned.

I am accusing you of lying. You said I left school at 14 & that I am lying about opening a shop.
Banned, EH??? are you really that senile? You lied and said I didnt own a petshop at 16 and left school at 14. I did own Castle pets & left school at 16. You also said that the only Castle Pets was in BRIGG, stating I lied, yet have proved that there was a castle pets in Bedford, of which I owned.

You also state anyone can own a switch card at 16, which is untrue. I owned one at 16, and therefore you should be asking, why am I so lucky & you are left looking like a twat....


Answer, its because you're ignorant... you shall have to change your way, you shall never find happiness :2 cents:

Finally a business related toppic here at the ZOO.
That all of you are so worried bout someone else ?

Yes yes I am here loolololololololl

Personally, its great to have the good news, its helpful to have the bad, but its best to enjoy your own life & not be so obsessed with others or you end up bald or grey & senile way way to fast :2 cents:

I meant 16. You did lie about being a director of a company. Anyone can seach at companies house to see that.

So post proof I am lying, or be banned.


Yes. Banned. Like you are from most of the other forums.

Well companies house has no record of you being a director there. Or it being a company. So, yes, you are lying. Post proof otherwise.


No it isn't. Anyone can because they do not have credit facilities. It is purely a debit card. Although it doesn't exist now and has been replaced with maestro

Proof

Yes, anyone could get one at 16. That was the POINT of them. They were not credit cards, but debit only cards. I've already put up links proving I am right and you are a liar. Why are you carrying on?

Post some links proving me wrong.

Oh wait.

You can't because you are lying.

Again.

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http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__.../81/PWNED!.jpg

When is the next Porn Beer series coming up?

:1orglaugh

Damian, you must be very stupid to continue this...

ring the bank, say youre 16 and that you want a switch card... you wont get one unless you are over 18!....

I owned my shop at 16, a company director of Castle pets. I do not have to prove crap. You should be ashamed of yourself, acting like a spoilt ignorant twat, not believing it. My name was on the cheque book.

So far, I havent lied once... oh & to give another wiki finding

"You must be at least 18 years old to enter into a valid contract; minors cannot. So you cannot get a bank account or debit card or credit card in your own name. Therefore, even if you are now earning your own money from an after-school/summer job, you will need to go to the bank with your parents to open a checking account and then get a debit card. Both you and yor parents must bring two proofs of identity, Social Security numbers, etc. acceptable to the bank."

A statement on a find like yours....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1064308AAlRU7e

:thumbsup

I wouldnt believe all you see on there.. I think he does a porn beer for promotion, like giving bullshit back handers, Im not paying him and money, I took his affiliate code from him & hes gave a write up which isnt the nearest to the truth :Oh crap Shame on Damian

Chuck all that rubbish out and pour some Ribena in it :thumbsup

I love ribena, That drink Paul recommends does sound rather yummy though :thumbsup

yep

they are class

We're on summer break. Carl spends most of his time at festivals performing, so it's too tough timewise to get him to record, sadly. More after he gets back from Burning Man!

somthing to look forward to.

Gary, Switch cards were phased out years ago. If you read the links I post you'd see that.

"Switch was launched in 1988 by Midland Bank, National Westminster Bank and the Royal Bank of Scotland as a multifunction cheque guarantee and cash card. The brand was merged with Maestro, an international debit card brand owned by MasterCard, in 2002. This merger has been referred to as the "penguin wedding," with distinctive advertisements of penguins in different international settings created by Joel Veitch. Since then, banks have been migrating customers from Switch to Maestro.[1]"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_%28debit_card%29

And yes, you can get a Maestro, the replacement of Switch at 16, just as you could get a Switch card at 16 as my links proved.

Why are you harassing me continually lying and stalking me? Please stop.

Well, I posted proof that there was no company called that that had you as a director.

You were not a company director of Castle Pets aged 16. Please stop lying and stop posting in every thread I start trying to fuck it up. It just makes you look like a mentalist.

Gary. Yahoo Answers and Wikipedia are really different things. One is factual, the other has retarded idiots posting anything on there.

I promise you, any 16 year old can get a debit card.

Proof: http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/....php?t=1141447

In fact, an 11 year old can:

http://www.maestrocard.com/uk/solocard/faqs.html

You make this so easy.

You swear, call me names, libel me, lie and post incorrect opinion. I post proof you are talking shit.

It makes me feel bad really. Like shooting a puppy in the face. You can't help being this stupid. But please, stop posting in every thread. It's just weird.

I had a switch card when I was14.

They had only come out, and only a few shops took them.

They are a replacment for check books. Thats why you can have them at any age.

They are not credit cards.

I had one with my school account.

I think many kids have them these days.

They do not.

They did allow people to go overdrawn as the system did not at the time take cash out at time of purchase. It could be several days later. So you could spend more than you had in your account. However that is not the same as credit.

I belive the new debit cards take cash instantly from your account. So in theory you cannot spend more than you have.

One presumes if you ran a shop you would know this far more than anyone.

Damian, Divvy, liars.

Switch cards were cheque gaurentee cards which give anyone the ability to use credit. Its a debit card giving credit.

18 years old...



Damian... no matter what you say, you sound like a very young idiot, believing nothing anyone says. Does it matter to me if I owned Castle pets or not....

I owned it, I ran it, I made profit from it.


Are you seriously jealous of me to continue the way you do?

do you not understand that a check does not give credit.

in order to get a credit card one needs to be 18 and sign a contract.

of course pre-pay credit cards are slightly different. but they do not gve credit.

Gary I did own at 14 (or 15) a switch card.

they had just come out.

yes your right they were a replacment for check books. they did not provide credit at all. as i stated in the early days the payment did not come out of your account direct. somtimes it took days, and in fact i remeber a payment taking weeks.

so often people would spend more than they had. say on wed they may spend more than what was in the account as by friday there pay had gone into there account to cover the debit payments. it was a student trick.

but these cards never gave credit. they were an electronic form of check book with the added bonus of also being a bank cash machine card. this was not credit.

as i say if you realy did run a shop you would know this.

you have stated i lied. i hope you will retract this. i did own a switch card under the age of 16.