Nobody can accuse him of liking them underage...right?

http://www.lolpedo.com/pedobear-pict...ris-hansen.jpg

Next time you are in Wal Mart count how many 8 year olds you see in make up tube tops and short shorts... She probably is 16 and has been wearing makeup since she was old enough to sit on her uncle's lap. lol.

I give them the summer...He's the Jerry Lee Lewis of my generation I guess.

I L.O.L.d about 50 seconds into the music video... "Don't put it on me girl... D,D,D,D,Dont..."

Oh man, she's bad.

she can't be 16 lol

I'm gettin' a boner just looking at her.

Ferrari's are high maintenance too, but I still want one.

They trying to get their own reality show?

When I seen Green Mile actor, I was hoping it was going to be that giant black dude.

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/up...an-525x348.jpg

Apparently she's been doing modeling, beauty pageant stuff since she was something like 12.. So yeah.. She's practiced in getting glammed up and looking a lot older. Her being thin and the structure of her face also makes her look older.. doesn't have the "baby fat" most girls around that age have.

Damn she's ugly :( And talentless, but stop confusing 2257 aka 18 USC 2257 with fucking age of consent jesus, do any of you get the difference?? In like 90% of US states you can legaly bang a 16yo 17 min you just can't take a pic :) It's a real easy to differentiate :)

tu ingles es mejor que el mio me siento terrible :disgust

ROFL in the article:

She defended her daughter's decision, insisting that she is a 'good Christian girl'.
Mrs Stodden said: 'They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this.
'Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.'
Looking well beyond 16, it appears that Courtney has possibly gone under the knife to obtain her more 'mature' looks, but her mother denies this.
She said: 'She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she's not plastic.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1PwWHeT00

This.

Another marketing marriage.

Hmmm...
 

She makes Paris Hilton look classy and bright... :upsidedow

Damn. I don't mean to be a hater, but she would look perfect in a Real Housewives spinoff. Although props to the dog for being able to rock the pink hair. That's not an easy look to pull off.

That guy was in an episode of the X-Files. He played some sort of slime creature !

Art imitates life.

In other words. If you want to fuck my 16yr old virgin daughter you must marry her and give up 50+%.

Mom who never made it whoring out daughter to get the life she always dreamed of via daughter.. End of story.

WoW :thefinger

It would've been much funnier if her song was "Don't Put It In Me".

A 51-year old marring a 16-year old is creepy. Where has Doug been hanging out, at high school playgrounds?

WOW both of these videos are bad.

what happens on the mile stays on the mile, Percy.

She looks like a used up porn star.

she looks old enough to know how to take all his money in a divorce

¡No te sientas mal! La gramática es para los que todavía creen en Dios...

YUP!:321GFY Fuckin Bitch... I know, I'm projecting but still...

I'd really have to see her txt records to decide.

Ya...
"Real UNDERAGE Housewives" LOL!