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Failed 08-08-2011 07:28 PM
I was at a buddies house, some years ago, and we were all partying. I did some blow and was drinking when I felt like I was going to shit myself. I tried to hold it in, I have this thing about not shitting at other people's houses, especially when we're all partying. Holding it in lasted about 30 seconds and I shit myself right there in the kitchen with about 20 other people. I quickly made my way to the door and drove home, about a 30 minute drive, with the most disgusting shit all over my pants and legs. What a fucking mess when I made it home!

Then the next day my buddy called and laughed at me, apparently they all saw the wet brown streaks going down the back of my jeans as I was walking out the door.

Grapesoda 08-08-2011 07:28 PM

L-Pink 08-08-2011 07:31 PM
I shit in a friends cowboy boot once. Hilarious at the time.

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mavruda 08-09-2011 05:02 AM
Congrats !

blackwater 08-09-2011 05:08 AM
In hospital recovering from an operation. I was in the day room with this blind guy. I was stood looking out the window and coughed. Thanks to the suppository stuck up my ass I coughed and shat. The shit didn't make a sound I swear but the second I did it the blind guy who was sat 10 yards away said "You better go get cleaned up" Fucking impressive!

V_RocKs 08-10-2011 01:08 PM
on occasion.

nikki99 08-10-2011 01:11 PM
I will never forget, my first time in London, met 2 chicks in soho, went to their place, I was taking orlistat back then, I was drunk and I pooped in my shorts and I asked for bathroom and threw panties into the garbage I am sure girls noticed the next day :1orglaugh

V_RocKs 08-10-2011 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18345266)
I will never forget, my first time in London, met 2 chicks in soho, went to their place, I was taking orlistat back then, I was drunk and I pooped in my shorts and I asked for bathroom and threw panties into the garbage I am sure girls noticed the next day :1orglaugh
da fuck you say?

marlboroack 08-10-2011 01:13 PM
I'll shit my pants in HD for 50$ a set

SleazyDream 08-10-2011 01:15 PM
it depends......

V_RocKs 08-10-2011 01:18 PM
50 hanky poohs

digitalfantasies 08-10-2011 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sojproductions (Post 18339454)
I've got a good one! I once got blind drunk, took a girl home and in the morning went to the bathroom, there was a perfectly formed shit in the bath... I thought 'this has never happened before, dirty bitch shit in my bath!' She was hot but no way could I or would I see a girl again who took a dump in my bath, so I made excuses to take her home and get her the hell out of my place. 6 months later, I went out, got drunk, woke up in the morning - i'm all alone - another perfectly formed shit in the bath!! it was me all along!!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stephane76 08-10-2011 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18340354)
I puked into the bathtub Friday night. Layed in my own puke water for an hour or so because I was too drunk to move. What a friggin mess.

Not sure why I always try to take a bath when I get really drunk. Maybe subconsciously trying to drown myself.
http://i.imgur.com/EcFpw.gif

mamaliga 08-10-2011 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18345266)
I will never forget, my first time in London, met 2 chicks in soho, went to their place, I was taking orlistat back then, I was drunk and I pooped in my shorts and I asked for bathroom and threw panties into the garbage I am sure girls noticed the next day :1orglaugh
funny shit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 08-10-2011 09:49 PM
only when i get super shit faced drunk

thickcash_amo 08-10-2011 09:55 PM
I took Alli the weight loss drug a while back.....lets just say I lost a good skirt and had to do the shuffle walk at work.

CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 01:14 AM
Threads like this, keep me returning to gfy day after day...

What a truly delicious subject. I fully approve and think EVERYONE should shit themselves at least once in their lives...

Life is too short, not have a friend in your shorts... *At least once...













* = A Day...

CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 01:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18346359)
I took Alli the weight loss drug a while back.....lets just say I lost a good skirt and had to do the shuffle walk at work.
Thats known in the trade, as the 'Alli-Oopps!' :) :thumbsup

VikingMan 08-11-2011 01:49 AM
I shit my pants in high school. My friend Howie made some nasty home made beer. I was "prairie dogging" it when I got out of his car. I only had about 30 ft to my front door and the bathroom was right inside the front door. I ran so fast and was pinching my buttcheeks but I could not help from sharting all over the inside of my pants. After I sharted I just let it all out. It was running out my pant leg and my friends were laughing their asses off. 15 minutes later they were all running to the bathroom. Absolutely disgusting memory. I hope your life is enriched now and remember the OP did ask the question and everyone else clicked on the thread so don't blame me.

scarlettcontent 08-11-2011 04:02 AM
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