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shimmy2 09-01-2011 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18395950)
:1orglaugh at those who think I wouldn't slap some punk bitch cop and take his gun


StinkyPink 09-01-2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18396600)

Cool song... only thing white about me is my skin, nickle! :pimp

Tom_PM 09-01-2011 11:25 AM

Dont forget that if you audio record them killing your dog, it's a felony in some states.

StinkyPink 09-01-2011 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18396492)
No man, it's a totally supportable position that when you talk back to police officers they just back down and change their tune. We're all completely on board with your story here, don't worry.

Don't get it twisted... the cop looked pissed at what i said, but he didn't shoot, and he seemed generally understanding. I think he knew my position as a dog owner.

dyna mo 09-01-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18396201)
If I tell my dog to sit, shake, roll over, she will just look at me with a wtf? expression. I've never found the need for tricks. But if I say STOP she freezes like one foot is on a land mine. If I tell her STAY she will wait forever.

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18396212)
Bingo. My Rottie could be in mid flight chasing a ball, but if I give him the "down" command he'll be down before I even finish saying it. :2 cents:

no doubt. i have 2 words my guy understands

cmon
no

after several years he now knows how to behave based on how i say those, it's saved his life 2x from running out across the street

dyna mo 09-01-2011 11:29 AM

oh yeah, he knows cookie and chow chow too, but those are for grub.

CyberHustler 09-01-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18396629)
only thing white about me is my skin

:1orglaugh

What is that supposed to mean? You're a black man with severe vitiligo (michael jackson disease)?

StinkyPink 09-01-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi (Post 18396823)
:1orglaugh

What is that supposed to mean? You're a black man with severe vitiligo (michael jackson disease)?

Nope... most my 'fam' that's not blood... is black. :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 09-01-2011 10:21 PM

dogs have an uncanny ability to detect/hate police and postal workers..

Some dogs don't care but many dogs go apeshit around cops.. I had a doberman who would let babies yank on it's ears , but if it caught sight of a cop or a mailman 3 blocks away it would turn into carl lewis ( ben johnson if you're canadian )

My Pimp 09-02-2011 03:01 AM

In central europe they shoot dogs too, if they stand in their way ... You love your dog too much.

rayadp05 09-02-2011 04:28 AM

Glad everything turned out ok. That's pretty fucked up. Nobody was robbing a store, rapng a woman or breaking into a house...but they felt the need to get trigger happy? :1orglaugh

Not to mention, you didn't even call 911. :disgust

Anyway, glad things worked out for you. Fucked up and retarded situation.

pornguy 09-02-2011 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18395840)
Touchy situation. On the one hand you have the cop who HAS to respond to a 911 hangup call. Every time one occurs they have to check it out, thus he has no idea what he's walking into. He sees a sizeable dog, doesn't know what the deal is or if the dog is aggressive or what.

Yet on the other side of it you have a guy who is out working in his yard, unaware of any 911 call, and sees this random idiot cop setting foot on his property with his hand on his gun making threats about killing his dog.

Conclusion: Cop was obviously a cat guy.

Poorly handled by the cop. Should have called the attention of the owner verbally.. Then informed the owner of why he was there and then asked to have the dog held so he would approach and talk. Simple and easy.

Poor training and poor human interaction skills could have turned this into something bad.

StinkyPink 09-02-2011 04:45 AM

Yeah, after all was said and done he asked why he was here, I said I dunno, you tell me.
That's when he told me about the 911 call.

I was upset and clueless.

CyberHustler 09-02-2011 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18396881)
Nope... most my 'fam' that's not blood... is black. :winkwink:

Your "fam" that's not blood is not your "fam", they're your friends and you don't automatically become the race of your friends just because you hang out with them. I bet you wear a durag over your blond hair and throw up a sideways peace signs for pictures too.

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2...pg?w=225&h=165

StinkyPink 09-02-2011 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dedi (Post 18399264)
Your "fam" that's not blood is not your "fam", they're your friends and you don't automatically become the race of your friends just because you hang out with them. I bet you wear a durag over your blond hair and throw up a sideways peace signs for pictures too.

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2...pg?w=225&h=165

Haha... not likely. And obviously you have no clue. Black folk are very welcoming when your NOT a wigger. That's right. Be real, stay real, and they got nothin' but love for ya!

You know how people say shit like "Carlton is the whitest black dude I ever met"? well, Many black people I know say I am the blackest white dude they know. I grew up around them, I know their culture, I listen to their music. Not JUST rap, but soul, r&b, funk, you know, the REAL shit! I am not your run of the mill white dude from the suburbs. I was raised by the hood. And if you look at me, I don't 'look' black I 'look' white, I don't pretend to be anything. Sure when I was a teen I wore the baggy pants and blasted the rap music off my front porch, but I am grown and I am true to my REAL 'fam'!

So yeah, they ARE 'fam', they probably done more for me than my 'blood' because they are REAL! They have LOVE! :pimp

StinkyPink 09-02-2011 09:22 AM

Oh, and I never claimed to be their 'race'... I am not Afro-Americo!

raymor 09-02-2011 09:23 AM

Cop with hand on gun tells you to call your dog, you threaten the cop = stupid.

Had you simply called the dog instead of threatening the cop you and he could have had a pleasant exchange after he saw tere was no threat.

he cop was there going into an unknown 911 situation in order to protect your family and yourself from whatever threat prompted the 911 call.

StinkyPink 09-02-2011 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by raymor (Post 18399314)
Cop with hand on gun tells you to call your dog, you threaten the cop = stupid.

Had you simply called the dog instead of threatening the cop you and he could have had a pleasant exchange after he saw tere was no threat.

he cop was there going into an unknown 911 situation in order to protect your family and yourself from whatever threat prompted the 911 call.

Yeah, but like I said, the dog didn't do anything until the cop said shit and by then he already was in Rambo mode. Also I don't care why he was here. I don't need cops to help me protect shit. Cops are not welcome here.

digitalfantasies 09-02-2011 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18396448)
Oh my god... you are so right. i am such a fucking idiot. I made all this up because of that tiny bit that you chose to pick apart from my posts, wow, how could i let that happen when I am soooooooo trying to talk shit. I guess I better kill myself, I failed.

killing yourself is always a good option, everybody wins :thumbsup

TheSenator 09-02-2011 09:36 AM

My cop friend just said this....

""It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six."

thread over....

ManPuppy 09-02-2011 09:42 AM

The cop was lying about the 911 hang-up call to justify snooping around to see if you were growing weed or whatever.

DWB 09-02-2011 09:44 AM

I hate cops with a passion, but put yourself in his shoes. He's responding to a 911 call, doesn't know if you own the house or if you just hacked up the family inside, and your dog rushes him.

Can't say he would be justified in shooting the dog, but I can see how he may pull the trigger if he thought he was at risk. I'd rather be a cop with a dead dog on my hands instead of a cop with a chunk of my leg missing.

trevesty 09-02-2011 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18396201)
If I tell my dog to sit, shake, roll over, she will just look at me with a wtf? expression. I've never found the need for tricks. But if I say STOP she freezes like one foot is on a land mine. If I tell her STAY she will wait forever.

.

That's how my GSD is. I've never taught him "tricks". He'll sit, lay, and wait.... and other things. I like scaring friends by saying "go get" and pointing.. but that's not my aggressive command.. it's my go play with them command, but a GSD coming at you full speed is pretty scary. :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 09-02-2011 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18399296)
Haha... not likely. And obviously you have no clue. Black folk are very welcoming when your NOT a wigger. That's right. Be real, stay real, and they got nothin' but love for ya!

You know how people say shit like "Carlton is the whitest black dude I ever met"? well, Many black people I know say I am the blackest white dude they know. I grew up around them, I know their culture, I listen to their music. Not JUST rap, but soul, r&b, funk, you know, the REAL shit! I am not your run of the mill white dude from the suburbs. I was raised by the hood. And if you look at me, I don't 'look' black I 'look' white, I don't pretend to be anything. Sure when I was a teen I wore the baggy pants and blasted the rap music off my front porch, but I am grown and I am true to my REAL 'fam'!

So yeah, they ARE 'fam', they probably done more for me than my 'blood' because they are REAL! They have LOVE! :pimp

Dude, you said the only thing white about you is your skin... and you said it's because of listening to rap & soul music and wearing baggy jeans as a teen.

That's some sad but hilarious shit right there...


http://lolwigger.com/images/wigger_ville_1_jg04.jpg

Bryan G 09-02-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18399296)
Haha... not likely. And obviously you have no clue. Black folk are very welcoming when your NOT a wigger. That's right. Be real, stay real, and they got nothin' but love for ya!

You know how people say shit like "Carlton is the whitest black dude I ever met"? well, Many black people I know say I am the blackest white dude they know. I grew up around them, I know their culture, I listen to their music. Not JUST rap, but soul, r&b, funk, you know, the REAL shit! I am not your run of the mill white dude from the suburbs. I was raised by the hood. And if you look at me, I don't 'look' black I 'look' white, I don't pretend to be anything. Sure when I was a teen I wore the baggy pants and blasted the rap music off my front porch, but I am grown and I am true to my REAL 'fam'!

So yeah, they ARE 'fam', they probably done more for me than my 'blood' because they are REAL! They have LOVE! :pimp

LMFAO!!!

Gansta!!!! you've GOT to be Trolling. I hope for your sake you are.

porno jew 09-02-2011 10:24 AM

classic thread ...........

porno jew 09-02-2011 10:48 AM

reminds me of black kid i knew growing up. everyone thought he was white because he work gap khakis and listened to country music and metallica.

kane 09-02-2011 11:24 AM

So I have to ask, why is the cop walking up to your house? Where did he park? Why didn't he just drive right up to your house. Then you and your dogs would have seen him coming and nobody would have been startled.

It doesn't make sense that he parks a ways away and then hikes up to your house. Cops are trained to use their cars as cover so they don't volunteer to leave them behind if it can be avoided.

porno jew 09-02-2011 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 18399626)
So I have to ask, why is the cop walking up to your house? Where did he park? Why didn't he just drive right up to your house. Then you and your dogs would have seen him coming and nobody would have been startled.

It doesn't make sense that he parks a ways away and then hikes up to your house. Cops are trained to use their cars as cover so they don't volunteer to leave them behind if it can be avoided.

because he is lying.

CyberHustler 09-02-2011 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18399296)
I am not your run of the mill white dude from the suburbs. I was raised by the hood.

http://rippdemup.com/wp-content/uplo...uera-pruit.jpg

bigluv 09-02-2011 01:07 PM

You would've been dead as well as your dog for your own stupidity, and the gene pool would have been a better place.

But go ahead and keep thinkin yer a tough guy.

Inter-Sex 09-02-2011 01:22 PM

a 911 call equals with 1 cop that come to take a look ?

ottopottomouse 09-02-2011 01:29 PM

http://i.imgur.com/3jb4w.jpg

Jakez 09-02-2011 02:06 PM

You can tell how boring some peoples lives must be when they refuse to believe a simple "my dog almost attacked a cop" story and instead pick apart every little word like they're solving a murder case.

livexxx 09-02-2011 02:34 PM

So the dog dialled 911 in a desperate bid for rescue?

StinkyPink 09-02-2011 04:07 PM

This is too much, haha. Reading your replies has me laughing my ass off.

Anyway, I live on a hill there is stairs that come up the hill and a washed up dirt road out back accessible with 4wd. You HAVE to park aways away and HIKE up to my house. We carry our groceries up and our garbage down. Our car was parked at the bottom until I blew the motor last week and sold it off the side of the road for scrap, but that is another interesting story indeed. It involves a jeep, a car dolly, a junkyard, and a stable of hoes. You wouldn't believe that story either.

shade001 09-02-2011 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18395959)
The spider that bit you wasn't radioactive, but it does seem to have caused some brain damage. You probably shouldn't have dogs at all, Einstein.

You probably shouldn't be allowed access to a keyboard, but hey, life isn't fair.

My opinion is that any man who allows someone to walk onto his property and threaten family or his property is a slave and not a man.

A tip of the hat to the thread starter. We need more people with backbone in this country. It's a rare condition these days.

shade001 09-02-2011 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 18399379)
My cop friend just said this....

""It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six."

thread over....

Spoken like a good slave. It's better to stand your ground than live on your knees.

What the fuck happened to this country. Jesus. Sniveling little girlie men running around nowadays......no wonder cops are tasing you weaklings and beating you senseless. You act like victims.

WarChild 09-02-2011 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by shade001 (Post 18400378)
You probably shouldn't be allowed access to a keyboard, but hey, life isn't fair.

My opinion is that any man who allows someone to walk onto his property and threaten family or his property is a slave and not a man.

A tip of the hat to the thread starter. We need more people with backbone in this country. It's a rare condition these days.

You might consider reading all of the words in the made up story.

It's already been stated that the cop wasn't on his property. It's okay, I understand some people can read but don't really understand the words. Maybe we could draw you some pictures?

nikki99 09-02-2011 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dedi (Post 18396823)
:1orglaugh

What is that supposed to mean? You're a black man with severe vitiligo (michael jackson disease)?

like carmen electra in that movie where she was tanned but talking lke black


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