Fitty fancy awards!

deej you are truly fucking clueless if you think paul markham isnt a troll

riiiight...

you are truly fucking clueless if you think Paul Markham deserves a Troll of the Year title...

all he does is troll. what fucking else does the guy do ?

every thread is a new markham troll-a-thon

paul making the wildest claims he can think of for no other purpose than to wind people up. he even admits it.

paul markham = troll of the decade

numerous much more deserving candidates...

To be honest its a insult of an award.

whatever... im done here.

Think what you will... just accept that youre wrong...

Let him have an award...
It is not like we are Hollywood producers or something

Unless you are the complete drunken fucking idiot and Paul is trolling on a higher level.

I lold!!

Paul, I wasn't nominated, love. So whoever "told" "you" "that" was obviously lying.

Shame your suit jacket and trousers are made of different materials. :(

LOL :1orglaugh

This thread wins the "Childish Dispute of the Year" award ...

I know you weren't nominated. I was making a joke. :1orglaugh

The suit isn't a suit, but thanks for the fashion tips.

Seriously, can you explain how saying I nearly beat you in a contest I wasn't nominated for is a joke, I don't get it?

I know it's not a suit. It's obvious because they trousers are different material.

:(

Sorry you look so ill btw. The few people that you spoke to told me you were saying goodbye to everyone like you knew you weren't gonna be around for much longer. If that is true, for the love of god go and play with your kid more, walk the dog, enjoy the countryside, do a jigsaw, do something with the end of your days that is more productive that winding up the idiots here Paul.

Big hugs.

Proud troll :1orglaugh

he is that.

Long live Paul Markham! :upsidedow

Yes, he's capable of that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the label on his badge says it all.

Just won't be around online so much. Got plans to do something new.

Yes the cancer therapy hit me very hard, it killed the cancer and that's what counts. Building up my strength and can now walk a mile of 2. Of course that's it for the day. Still doctors are pleased with my progress.

Must come to see you next time we come to the UK, might bring Rajah. Then you'll have to be nice to me. He's vicious. :1orglaugh

Just meant it was free. He was not there long I don't think.

About 5 hours. Ran out of steam after 5.00 and went back to the hotel. Didn't want to nap on a sofa, it would of made a nice picture though. :1orglaugh

http://alphahour.com/wp-content/uplo...ngscandals.jpg

Whys that fella hanging off your ear :thumbsup Congrats Paul :2 cents:

We've never met or anything, but I'm glad for your recovery.

he is just attention-whoring.

he's an old man who no one gives a fuck about anymore, so he spends all day typing senile ramblings on web boards

Yes that's my excuse. What's yours and papill0n's?

At least I have a signature. :thumbsup

Nice pic:)

Oh good.

at least ? it's all you have :1orglaugh :1orglaugh