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Spunky

02-02-2003 07:52 PM

can we call you Rump Ranger now...:)

Nasty D

02-02-2003 08:01 PM

EXIT ONLY!!!!!:BangBang: :BangBang:

nofx	02-02-2003 10:31 PM

:winkwink: be open to experimentation

xxxdesign-net

02-02-2003 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
next time tell her to trim her nails short, use her finger (not a lighter), and apply spit liberally. :thumbsup

sorry guys, i have always thought men were built for anal sex(not necessarily gay by any means unless it's another dude you're doing it with). you'd be surprised by how many women are open to this and turned on to doing/trying it .....

:eek7 :repuke

pink_in_the_middle

02-02-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz

No shit, Pink...this reminds me of a story I read, about a doc who removed a lighter from a guy's ass in the ER one night. The next day, one of the nurses saw him outside taking a break and she walked up and said, "I heard about the guy with the lighter in his behind last night. Did you get it out for him?"

"Yes, I did," the doctor replied. Then he took out his smokes and lit one up, saying, "And look! It still works, too!"

:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thats fucking funny :thumbsup :1orglaugh

KrazieSweets

02-02-2003 11:54 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :

Voodoo

02-03-2003 12:02 AM

Ok, here's the solution...
First, tell her that you really want to do this, but you want to do it right, and make a "memorable" experience. Have her go buy a huge dildo.

A couple days prior to doing this, start eating lots of bran and prunes, and oats. Don't shit for a couple days.

When the night comes about, and you are getting ready to do this... Have her grease up the dildo, and get ready... then bend over, and just before she starts to put it in... blow everything out that you've been saving up.

She'll never ask you to do it again!
:1orglaugh

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