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DamianJ 01-20-2012 08:19 AM

Don't go down the 'owned a pet shop' route again Gary.

Don't you remember me searching on companies house, and the place you claimed you owned never existed?

If you need to lie, at least make it something I can't prove is a lie in 3 seconds.

Post a scan of your NVQ certs to prove me wrong.

WarChild 01-20-2012 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18699065)
at least this means you can socialise :thumbsup

I also have scouts badges... I like scouts, but my time was taken up by 3 maybe 4 nights a week training Tang Soo Do, a korean form of martial arts.

Tang Soon Do? Is that Korean for "A waste of time"? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DamianJ 01-20-2012 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18699057)
If this thread's going to turn into a career thread about me, I've also qualified in home improvements, fire prevention & first aid, business skills & management. I've been a sales rep & my most loved business, was Tile4U, still occasionally having phone calls asking if I can tile bathrooms, kitchens & conservatories in homes, hotels, hospitals & many other domestic & trade buildings.

Pst scans of your "qualifications" in:

home improvements
fire prevention
first aid
business skills (funny title)
management

porno jew 01-20-2012 01:21 PM

don't need a degree to own a pet shop.

B.Barnato 01-20-2012 01:45 PM

http://f.static.memegenerator.net/ca...6/10564474.jpg

ArsewithClass 01-20-2012 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18700412)
Don't go down the 'owned a pet shop' route again Gary.

Don't you remember me searching on companies house, and the place you claimed you owned never existed?

If you need to lie, at least make it something I can't prove is a lie in 3 seconds.

Post a scan of your NVQ certs to prove me wrong.

You must be such a down & out if you don't believe a simple person like me... You complete dick head.

Why would I lie about my education, my jobs & career opportunities & the businesses I have owned?

PML, I am completely amazed at your childish approach to life :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18700417)
Tang Soon Do? Is that Korean for "A waste of time"? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Welcome to come & train with me, I reckon I could, and please hold me to this, train you up to defend yourself against probably the biggest guys you have met & probably change your point of view to life...

Tang soo do is only the form of martial arts the US army use after they had their asses kicked in South Korea many years back :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18700418)
Pst scans of your "qualifications" in:

home improvements
fire prevention
first aid
business skills (funny title)
management

Why? You fuck head, I have a business to run, I'm not an online geek that trolls arsewithclass for the fun of it :pimp


Get a life dickhead Damo :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 01-20-2012 03:12 PM

a thread about dropping out and not one mention of dvtimes.

Well he probably didn't even drop in

ottopottomouse 01-20-2012 05:06 PM

DVTimes has got a degree in something otherwise the BBC and Daily Mail wouldn't have been able to hire him.

uno 01-20-2012 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18698501)
No I didn't stop posting lies! You fucking retard & learn to get a typo right when making a thread post! :disgust


I have more education, first from school, second from college, third from work degrees and diplomas, my martial arts, swimming & gymnastic awards & credits plus to finalise your stupid thick very uneducated thread, my parents have taught more moral & educated criteria to me than you have in your left ear, you fucking porno flop :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Best post of the year so far.

uno 01-20-2012 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18699057)
Thanks another of my quotes bought to your life & you want to keep it on a t shirt, you should be warned, SOPA may have something to say about it :1orglaugh



I never lie, shame you don't listen & only assume, a major let down for intelligence & education!
Your problem, you said you had changed, well, you haven't! I told you, you cannot change the initial bad points of a person, you'll always be an annoying nasty assuming prat, mine, i'm a genuine nice person, that cares of peoples feelings & can always communicate in a society of nice people, unlike you :2 cents:



If this thread's going to turn into a career thread about me, I've also qualified in home improvements, fire prevention & first aid, business skills & management. I've been a sales rep & my most loved business, was Tile4U, still occasionally having phone calls asking if I can tile bathrooms, kitchens & conservatories in homes, hotels, hospitals & many other domestic & trade buildings.

Damian, has your jealousy or envy become too much for you to handle? Am I interested how you are doing, where you have been or what life you have lived.

It's obvious you shall never be as happy as me, i'm talking spiritually, considering you mentioned that when on holiday, you were thinking of us here.. like wtf :(

Do you think of me when you're fucking your wife :1orglaugh Serious now, stop, you're a frigging joke :Oh crap



Yes, I opened my own legit business, a pet store in castle road, so didn't want to attend college, yet have been to college since, when working for a company, I passed some nvq's for home refurbishment & other courses.



No probs.. you shouldn't listen to a bullshitting weasel such as Damian, he knows nothing about me & only has heard what he wants to believe, which is what makes him an ignorant, unintelligent knob.. proven.

Porno jew, if you hadn't listened to only 2 or 3 idiots, you probably would think different of me while also you & I would probably get on :thumbsup

Is everyone sure that this is a real person and not a fake nick created by damian? I can't seem to wrap my head around it.

Jakez 01-20-2012 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18701444)
I'm on that list, but not a genus because I am here with you clowns.. Got expelled my senior year and only got that far because of a football. At that time my reading level at best, 10th grade as writing was far worse.

It never stopped me as I bailed to the Middle East/Europe with a $150 at 18. Got odd jobs cutting grapes in Crete, running a youth hostel in Morocco, and living in a kibbutz in Israel etc. In short, I also covered most of the Europe/Scandinavia in just under 2 years.

I almost spend another 5 years because I ran out of money and had a 24 hour period before I signed the final contract with the French Foreign Legion, but decided to call the US embassy to tell them in case anyone would be looking for me. Within an hour an embassy official picked me up and took me to a train station, gave me money, and told me to get my stupid ass to the American embassy in Madrid pronto!

Anyway, I caught a flight back and when I hit LA had nowhere to go or a job, but got a telemarketing job for $5 an hour. Due to my learned hustle in Europe I took to it like fish to water and within 2 years I ran that boiler room for $750 a week plus commission. In short, at 22 (1988) I was netting $5k a month as my friends finishing college hoped to get a $25k year jobs.

This set a foundation for the rest of my life because back then at 22, I could reasonably afford to go anywhere and do anything, as I did. This introduces you to a different lifestyle and you grow accustom as it sets the bar.

It's obvious a great education will give you a much higher probability of successful financial life, but few highly educated people actually have common sense or original thought as their future as the spark in the plug determines their growth in the machine.

Now things have come full circle as financial planners, some with ivy league educations, pitch me future financial security advice. I usually take their prospectus and rip out the executive summery, financials, hand them back the rest, and tell them if I wanted to read fluffy bullshit I'll just Google their firms homepage.

:thumbsup

B.Barnato 01-20-2012 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18701444)
I'm on that list, but not a genus because I am here with you clowns.. Got expelled my senior year and only got that far because of a football. At that time my reading level at best, 10th grade as writing was far worse.

It never stopped me as I bailed to the Middle East/Europe with a $150 at 18. Got odd jobs cutting grapes in Crete, running a youth hostel in Morocco, and living in a kibbutz in Israel etc. In short, I also covered most of the Europe/Scandinavia in just under 2 years.

I almost spend another 5 years because I ran out of money and had a 24 hour period before I signed the final contract with the French Foreign Legion, but decided to call the US embassy to tell them in case anyone would be looking for me. Within an hour an embassy official picked me up and took me to a train station, gave me money, and told me to get my stupid ass to the American embassy in Madrid pronto!

Anyway, I caught a flight back and when I hit LA had nowhere to go or a job, but got a telemarketing job for $5 an hour. Due to my learned hustle in Europe I took to it like fish to water and within 2 years I ran that boiler room for $750 a week plus commission. In short, at 22 (1988) I was netting $5k a month as my friends finishing college hoped to get a $25k year jobs.

This set a foundation for the rest of my life because back then at 22, I could reasonably afford to go anywhere and do anything, as I did. This introduces you to a different lifestyle and you grow accustom as it sets the bar.

It's obvious a great education will give you a much higher probability of successful financial life, but few highly educated people actually have common sense or original thought as their future as the spark in the plug determines their growth in the machine.

Now things have come full circle as financial planners, some with ivy league educations, pitch me future financial security advice. I usually take their prospectus and rip out the executive summery, financials, hand them back the rest, and tell them if I wanted to read fluffy bullshit I'll just Google their firms homepage.

Very impressive read!

Edit Also did half a year in a kibbutz

pornmasta 01-20-2012 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18701444)
I almost spend another 5 years because I ran out of money and had a 24 hour period before I signed the final contract with the French Foreign Legion, but decided to call the US embassy to tell them in case anyone would be looking for me. Within an hour an embassy official picked me up and took me to a train station, gave me money, and told me to get my stupid ass to the American embassy in Madrid pronto!


Really ?

anexsia 01-20-2012 09:41 PM

I graduated high school and my plan was to start college but I ended up partying and putting it off, luckily I was able to get a good job at a corporation with recommendations from my father who had worked for them. I still regret not going to college though and I want to eventually go for a degree.

porno jew 01-20-2012 09:43 PM

i got ged that it.

lagcam 01-20-2012 09:51 PM

I would say whoever doesn't take his own good advice would be a contender for that......

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18631875)
During my time away, I realised I wasted far too much time pointing out how stupid you are. So I am now refraining from entering into pointless arguments with you. You make yourself look stupid enough without my help.

I think you need to take a step back from your life, stop lying, try smiling and see if you get more business with honey than shit.

I hope you can let your pent up aggression and bitterness turn into something productive.

Love life. It's not going to last for ever, so be positive instead of wasting time arguing with people you do not care about.

May your travels be filled with as much happiness as mine.

Boomshanka.

Damian
xoxoxo

Academic qualifications count for nothing if you lack the common sense to not constantly act like a petulant schoolboy :2 cents:

B.Barnato 01-20-2012 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18701811)
i got ged that it.

Any gymnastic awards though?

garce 01-20-2012 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18698501)
I have more education, first from school, second from college, third from work degrees and diplomas, my martial arts, swimming & gymnastic awards & credits plus to finalise your stupid thick very uneducated thread, my parents have taught more moral & educated criteria to me than you have in your left ear, you fucking porno flop :pimp

Nice run on sentence. If you locked four monkeys in a room for seventy-six seconds, they could write a better sentence than this.

Nice PIMP smiley, too! Excellent show - great job! Lemme say it once more, in your own words:

Quote:

I have more education, first from school, second from college, third from work degrees and diplomas, my martial arts, swimming & gymnastic awards & credits plus to finalise your stupid thick very uneducated thread...
Pics of your imaginary education or it never happened. I may be insane, but you are fucking stupid. Just. Fucking. Stupid.

Rotting wood stupid.

pornmasta 01-20-2012 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18701827)

Nice run on sentence. If you locked four monkeys in a room for seventy-six seconds, they could write a better sentence than this.


http://caledoniyya.files.wordpress.c...ssor-chimp.jpg

DamianJ 01-21-2012 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18701153)
Why would I lie about my education, my jobs & career opportunities & the businesses I have owned?

Because you have no education, you never owned a business, you have no qualifications and you are a liar.

Prove me wrong.

DamianJ 01-21-2012 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18701031)
don't need a degree to own a pet shop.

you don't but in the UK all company directors and business are listed at Companies House. The place gary claimed he owned doesn't exist and there is no record of him being a director.

He's a little liar.

DamianJ 01-21-2012 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18701818)
I would say whoever doesn't take his own good advice would be a contender for that......

I said I was going to stop pointlessly arguing. Not argued once with Markham since I came back. Not once.

I didn't say I would stop ripping the piss out of dribbling spacktards.

That's way too much fun.

epitome 01-21-2012 02:03 AM

I graduated high school with a 1.14 GPA.

I didn't care about grades. For a few quarters in 10th and 11th grade I thought I wanted to go to college and brought myself up and over a 3.0.

Then I decided I didn't actually want to go to college and let my GPA slide again.

Johny Traffic 01-21-2012 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18698501)
my parents have taught more moral & educated criteria to me than you have

LMAO so very very very stupid :1orglaugh

Coup 01-21-2012 04:03 AM

I dropped out of special ed.

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 18701746)
Is everyone sure that this is a real person and not a fake nick created by damian? I can't seem to wrap my head around it.

? Why ?

Everything Natalie & I have on the net have home addresses, we use real names, real phone numbers.... pml I bet I'm about the only one that's real here. ( real - declaring everything & not using fake ip, contact details & other details) :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18701827)
Nice run on sentence. If you locked four monkeys in a room for seventy-six seconds, they could write a better sentence than this.

Nice PIMP smiley, too! Excellent show - great job! Lemme say it once more, in your own words:



Pics of your imaginary education or it never happened. I may be insane, but you are fucking stupid. Just. Fucking. Stupid.

Rotting wood stupid.

Absolutely true.. I missed a full stop instead, I added another comma. My bad, oh well, I suppose I'll have to stick with just being a nice person to know & not a sarcastic fuck :thumbsup

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18702009)
Because you have no education, you never owned a business, you have no qualifications and you are a liar.

Prove me wrong.

? It is only you that has lied, continuously!

If you don't believe what I write, no skin from my nose... I have a full set of teeth, I feel comfortable with believing what I read & taking choices in my own thoughts.

Your bad, not mine you obsessive cock, damsel :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18702011)
you don't but in the UK all company directors and business are listed at Companies House. The place gary claimed he owned doesn't exist and there is no record of him being a director.

He's a little liar.

The companies house is for limited companies you cock sucker....

Castle pets was not limited!

Stop quoting me a liar. You are a liar, for saying this without proof & considering I know I'm not a liar :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18702014)
I said I was going to stop pointlessly arguing. Not argued once with Markham since I came back. Not once.

I didn't say I would stop ripping the piss out of dribbling spacktards.

That's way too much fun.

If you take a step back... From my point of view & all the friends & family I have, you're the "dribbling spacktard" considering it is only you that is being ripped out of, disbelieving posts made by my good self!

Either, I am a very lucky person for the past I have had, for it too seem to unbelievable, or you really are a jealous dickhead for expecting your comments to create a major problem in my life....

It's obvious that you're just a envious moron :2 cents:



In my world, most people think of others the way they are themselves... those that believe everyone could or are bullshitting, are bullshitters. You must have a serious ego problem, insecurity & a huge need for attention.

All valid points from the characteristics you show :Oh crap

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18701031)
don't need a degree to own a pet shop.

? I had only mentioned my education, that was Dickhead Damo that bought my careers & jobs into this thread ?

I also never said you needed a degree to own a petshop... Although, you do. You need an NVQ diploma in pet care to have animals in a shop. Also lots of love & care, time & dedication to keep the animals fed & watered, cleaned and cared for.
The actual running of the shop is only like any other high street shop.

EukerVoorn 01-21-2012 04:08 PM

Is there a link between low education and addictive personality?

If yes, Porno Jew should be the least educated genius on here. After all, he's an obvious forum addict, not able to help himself. Starting this thread as a desperate attempt to get more attention is a symptom.

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18702980)
Is there a link between low education and addictive personality?

If yes, Porno Jew should be the least educated genius on here. After all, he's an obvious forum addict, not able to help himself. Starting this thread as a desperate attempt to get more attention is a symptom.

Agreed :thumbsup

Exactly what I was stating about the ole mucker Damo. He feeds on attention, these trolls are very uneducated or at least have little self esteem :(

mattz 01-21-2012 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros (Post 18698466)


that's funny they the person used "stupider" in that

scottybuzz 01-21-2012 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 18703025)
that's funny they the person used "stupider" in that

funny that the person might have done it on purpose ?

ArsewithClass 01-21-2012 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18703037)
funny that the person might have done it on purpose ?

Yes, definitely done on purpose...


I think mattz was just pointing out & communicating with us all. I think he knew this. To add, yes mattz, it's very comical bro :thumbsup

DamianJ 01-22-2012 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18702948)
disbelieving posts made by my good self!


Gary. You're a liar. I've posted MANY times about you leaving school at 16 and you've NEVER mentioned have college qualifications. You would have if you weren't lying.

If would take two seconds to grab a picture of these certs on a camera phone and post them and to really show me up. Imagine how many names you can call me, like weasel etc.

You are lying and I am calling you out.

Post proof.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18702948)
Either, I am a very lucky person for the past I have had, for it too seem to unbelievable

It didn't happen. You didn't own a petshop or Companies House would have your name as a director next to the company. They don't. You're a liar.

You got chucked out of school at 16 with no qualifications, then you swept up shit in a pet shop, then you mopped up vomit as a bouncer and now you mop up cum after people have fucked your girlfriend without a condom for 50 quid.

Of course, you could prove me wrong with just a few photos.

But you won't.

Because you are a nasty little liar.

No one really cares you are thick and boast about swimming and gymnastic badges and think that is edjumacation. It's the lies that bother people. If you lie about this, what else do you lie about?

CaptainHowdy 01-22-2012 08:24 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0...d+vicious-.JPG

ArsewithClass 01-22-2012 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18703659)
Gary. You're a liar. I've posted MANY times about you leaving school at 16 and you've NEVER mentioned have college qualifications. You would have if you weren't lying.

If would take two seconds to grab a picture of these certs on a camera phone and post them and to really show me up. Imagine how many names you can call me, like weasel etc.

You are lying and I am calling you out.

Post proof.



It didn't happen. You didn't own a petshop or Companies House would have your name as a director next to the company. They don't. You're a liar.

You got chucked out of school at 16 with no qualifications, then you swept up shit in a pet shop, then you mopped up vomit as a bouncer and now you mop up cum after people have fucked your girlfriend without a condom for 50 quid.

Of course, you could prove me wrong with just a few photos.

But you won't.

Because you are a nasty little liar.

No one really cares you are thick and boast about swimming and gymnastic badges and think that is edjumacation. It's the lies that bother people. If you lie about this, what else do you lie about?

You are a sad old man that hasn't grown up... Companies house is for limited companies only! You silly boy :pimp


If a person cannot believe something said, then more fool them!


You haven't got a clue about me, as it is you stating I'm the liar, & fuck you mother fucker, because I'm not!

I'm not going to prove my education & where I have been if you cannot believe what I say from my mouth......

See how you are... "boasting"???? I was saying what I have achieved after being asked, not trying to boast. You must be such an insecure twat..... Proven, I am thrice the man you are.

porno jew 01-22-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EukerVoorn (Post 18702980)
Is there a link between low education and addictive personality?

If yes, Porno Jew should be the least educated genius on here. After all, he's an obvious forum addict, not able to help himself. Starting this thread as a desperate attempt to get more attention is a symptom.

you = surfs child porn websites for "research" purposes and pays women to shit in their mouth.

me = yes, posts too much here while i am on the computer and working.

who is the degenerate?


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