Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 19005162)

The toilet is the place where a person cannot do much but to think, or read.
I read - and I'm not ashamed of taking a big book with me! As for the shy guys who are reading the tags on the washing powder boxes - I pity you!
It needs a balls to take the book and announce that in public - I'm going to the toilet. And I will read THIS book! I WILL stay there until I read at least 100 pages. Slowly.
Where are you rushing to ?! What is so important stuff you need to do outside? Can you read outside without being bugged by : family member, client, dog, crazy neighbor ?
You can FART like a hippo - and you don't need to excuse yourself - you ARE in the right place. The toilet is THE PLACE where you can read all the BORING books you would not read if you're OUTSIDE the toilet. Tell me honestly - would you read "War and Peace" through the weekend ? It's another story though if you have THAT HEAVY weight book there and you have all the time there... When you go outside you feel smart - and you are smart. You can impress the chicks with some fancy sentences or your biz partner.
They all will ask : how do you find time to read all these serious shit?
Well... somehow they are answering themselves.

Be smart. Read. Not the laptop - you will look like a fucking nerd, especially if you see some nasty stains on keyboard.... Take a real BIG book. Something you WON'T READ if you have free time. The time in toilet is probably like time spent in prison. You have nothing better to do but to work over your own personality - making yourself a better man.

As for the women... well - as far as I'm known with the female anatomy they don't fart.
At least that's what they were saying. Their rear end is for anal sex - if you disagree with me - check on the internet! All the women LOVE anal sex, but this is another story.

I'm reading Storm of Swords right now. Read the first two there.

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 19005245)

Beware of hemorrhoids and maybe cut back a few pages. Too much time on the toilet stresses the vascular structures in the anal canal which helps stool control. (Wiki Hemorrhoid) Learn so your butt don't burn!

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19005568)

A man's favorite time is spent sitting on the toilet.

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 19005664)

We got into a discussion during one of our ET meetings on men v. women shitting. Men will get a feeling 20-25 minutes before they actually have to shit, which alerts them that they now have to sit on the toilet and do something while it builds. Whereas women wait til it's ready and just poop.

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19005684)

My wife is a ninja when it comes to poo. I've never seen her do it and we've been married almost 14 years lol

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 19005199)

Check stats, Facebook, email, etc. on the iPad.