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BlackCrayon 06-25-2013 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19686165)
Na, the ugly ones fuck anyone who will throw their dick in them. But the hot ones, the really, really hot ones... they don't need dirty dick. So those are the ones you go after. Always clean. Ugly girls will give you drippy dick, that's a scientific fact. They even say so on NatGeo.
lol but there is an error in that the guys that hot girls hook up with are the same guys all the hot girls hook up with so they have a higher probability of being dirty and transferring the dirty to uninfected hot girls.

Sexier 06-25-2013 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 19686093)
The real killer part of starting a new relationship is the first fart...you really gotta feel out the right time for it or else you can fuck up the relationship right out of the gate. Up until that point you're walking around like a balloon :(
Oh man, I just fell down from the sofa cracking so much

xinyonghu 06-25-2013 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19685688)
I fuck virgins only :P
small penis

CaptainHowdy 06-25-2013 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19686708)
small penis
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ErectMedia 06-25-2013 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmycastor (Post 19685710)
whats the problem with condoms ? do you guys already plan to fist or bareback anal during the first night ??
Industry Standard :thumbsup

CAHEK 06-25-2013 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19686165)
Na, the ugly ones fuck anyone who will throw their dick in them. But the hot ones, the really, really hot ones... they don't need dirty dick. So those are the ones you go after. Always clean. Ugly girls will give you drippy dick, that's a scientific fact. They even say so on NatGeo.
We have a winner :thumbsup

Lace 06-25-2013 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Lc Producer (Post 19685861)
After you break x amount of condoms you will both feel ok with going bareback :thumbsup

I asked friends after breaking a condom do you put another on, and how long before you say fuck it. they said yes put another on, If it breaks again just keep going. Reason this came up was that I took a girl home broke like 6 condoms in one night...
...and that's why they have lube. That or stop buying dollar store condoms.

mikesinner 06-25-2013 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmycastor (Post 19685710)
you guys serious ? , i thought that paranoia went over after the reagan era.

whats the problem with condoms ? do you guys allready plan to fist or bareback anal during the first night ??
I was born because a condom was used in pretty much a brief relationship. I know a girl who had two kids she didn't plan on having with two different men because she used a condom.

Just saying, make sure you use the pill as well.

itx 06-25-2013 09:29 PM
Isn't usual ask for a test, if you don't trust is better use a condom.

Evil1 06-25-2013 11:48 PM
No doctors/tests here but I do a full pre fuck inspection that involves a 500 watt halogen light, a black light, hydrogen peroxide, a set of stainless steel bbq utensils, and a turkey baster.

nico-t 06-26-2013 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 19685916)
Also keep a lot of handwipes on hand in case you have to shake hands or touch door knobs.
:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 06-26-2013 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 19685917)
More likely to lose something
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Startzone 06-26-2013 06:26 AM
stick to handjobs.............LOL

lagcam 06-26-2013 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19685921)
Na, just make sure you get a pretty one. Pretty girls are always clean.
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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19685935)
Its the other way around. Pretty ones have the opportunity to fuck more (and usually do).
We really need an official sarcasm font for people whose head it flies over.

How about comic sans with a larger font size and in red?

k0nr4d 06-26-2013 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 19687521)
We really need an official sarcasm font for people whose head it flies over.

How about comic sans with a larger font size and in red?
that's a great idea


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