Sounds like they suppose to go to surfer show instead not business,they would be able to see what they were looking for there.

When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

Alienq
Spacedog

I second L-Pink!

Again, I speak about this with more knowledge about reality TV than most people as I had two seasons of an HBO Canada reality TV show (2011 & 2012) about me.

The director you are speaking about must not have had any reality TV show experience.

ALL reality TV shows are either scripted Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, or situational my show, Survivor, Big Brother etc..

So do Honey booboo, but that dont mean she knows jack-shit about anything.

Many years ago my girlfriend's sister wanted to watch me work for a day and video it. She left rather disappointed.

Speaking largely from first hand and personal experience, most of the people listed are not even close to worthy. Put the camera on and all you would find is bunch of pale faced pot bellied board personalities that would bore people to tears in real life.

Porno Dan not only proved worthy, he has the show credits to prove it.

And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

In reality it is a bunch of helplessly horny dudes standing around a couple of worried strippers trying to look sexy wondering which drunk asshole is going to do something totally inappropriate first.

Homegrown has always been first ones naked in the hot tub. Orgies and biz side by side, downside up, and upside down. Friendly hotties and fun times. Watch where you step because the last person that wasn't paying attention slipped on a lube bottle and ended ass up and spread eagle in the middle of a hoe-down that would make Hugh Hefner's 90 year old dick jump up and say "Shwing!"

Moreover, we probably have the footage to prove it.

I find myself hungry after reading this.

AlienQ and Paul Markham are definite musts for Season One.

Make everybody 10 years younger and I'd be OK with that.

Still wouldn't fuck Sleazy though. Just sayin....

1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

Chris & Harmon

This thread is hilarious!

Brad

What would an adult industry Survivor or Big Brother be without a decent group fuck? :D

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mr Maxwell and boytoy

hit me with an email pls... 123 at 456 dot bz

LOL. I had a similar experience a while back. The GF walked in as I was working and saw a screen full of code. She asks me what I was doing and I told her I was working on a Wordpress theme. She then asks where the boobs are and I told her there likely won't be boobs today, just code.

She laughed and said, "You really are a nerd aren't you?"

Stop sucking your own dick. Its embarrassing.

[Labret]
Jimthefiend
BVF
Boneprone
Lawrence Connor
Boy Alley
Serge
12clicks
Juicylinks
SleazyDream
...and amputate your head for good measure as the 11th

Let's not forget the Brits, you could really spice things up with a couple of well-known Brit GFYers in there :2 cents:

Pretty good, apart from I only exist on the Internet :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GFY must be in a class of its own when it comes to online board personalities past and present.

all male on these lists.famale can do some nasty thing also

This thread is on my short list of great threads. Thank you, thank you. Brings back lots of great memories of the old days to present. GFY has always been great entertainment.

>>>WINNERS WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

Need the old school legend slot to be filled by JoeE