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Porno Dan 08-05-2013 02:37 PM

I had two seasons off an HBO Canada reality TV show (2011 & 2012) about me.

It was called, "The Right Hand" and it got very good ratings.

I learned a lot from the process, mainly that reality TV is nothing like you think.

Scott McD 08-06-2013 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 19747451)

I learned a lot from the process, mainly that reality TV is nothing like you think.

Do tell... :)

Emil 08-06-2013 03:23 AM

Amp without his meds!

EddyTheDog 08-06-2013 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19746829)
Damian and Paul Markham.

You wouldn't need eight more. :1orglaugh

I have been watching that shit on here for years...

seeandsee 08-06-2013 03:30 AM

that would be hell of a show! :)

mineistaken 08-06-2013 05:39 AM

pastorsinalot

Scott McD 08-06-2013 05:42 AM

Now that I think about it, Zoe and Eroswebmaster. Now THAT would be worth watching... :1orglaugh

Donny 11-03-2013 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19747348)
http://bestdemotivationalposters.com...al-posters.jpg

Mike South
Nathan (Fabian)
Donny Long
ChristianXXX
AMA Joe
Donny Pauling
Robbie
JohnnyClips
SallyRand (Marion)
LC

Would probably add some females (JaneB, Sabby) and a few people of color (PastorSinALot) for greater diversity/demographics - at least it would be entertaining. :helpme :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG

Thanks for the mention. :)

kane 11-03-2013 11:11 PM

I'd like to see all the conspiracy theorists in one house along with GideonGallery. It would be interesting to see who snapped first.

2MuchMark 11-04-2013 01:10 AM

Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

Klen 11-04-2013 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19859312)
Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

Sounds like they suppose to go to surfer show instead not business,they would be able to see what they were looking for there.

kane 11-04-2013 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19859312)
Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

Matyko 11-04-2013 03:46 AM

Alienq
Spacedog

The Sultan Of Smut 11-04-2013 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19746954)
L-pink could be the naked guy !!1 :1orglaugh




what's the big deal?

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/up...hard-hatch.jpg

I second L-Pink!

Porno Dan 11-04-2013 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19859312)
Last year we were talking to a group out of LA who wanted to do a reality show based on the adult industry. They took about a year to get their stuff together and finally put together a tiny budget to do a test shoot at the XBiz LA show last January.

They showed up, looked around and said "where's all the porn?". This despite telling them a few times that the trade shows are mostly all about the business, but that if they attended a few of the parties they might get to see some boob.

The director / producer / writer / whatever became rather upset. She was really expecting to have to step-over piles of orgies, to see girls fighting with each other for porn shoots, back stabbing, etc. She seemed stunned that porn was a legit business. She didn't know how to make a show out of it, so they packed up and left.

Again, I speak about this with more knowledge about reality TV than most people as I had two seasons of an HBO Canada reality TV show (2011 & 2012) about me.

The director you are speaking about must not have had any reality TV show experience.

ALL reality TV shows are either scripted Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, or situational my show, Survivor, Big Brother etc..

Ferus 11-04-2013 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 19860606)
Again, I speak about this with more knowledge about reality TV than most people as I had two seasons of an HBO Canada reality TV show (2011 & 2012) about me.

The director you are speaking about must not have had any reality TV show experience.

..

So do Honey booboo, but that dont mean she knows jack-shit about anything.

baddog 11-05-2013 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19859342)
When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

Many years ago my girlfriend's sister wanted to watch me work for a day and video it. She left rather disappointed.

Far-L 11-05-2013 01:25 AM

Speaking largely from first hand and personal experience, most of the people listed are not even close to worthy. Put the camera on and all you would find is bunch of pale faced pot bellied board personalities that would bore people to tears in real life.

Porno Dan not only proved worthy, he has the show credits to prove it.

And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

In reality it is a bunch of helplessly horny dudes standing around a couple of worried strippers trying to look sexy wondering which drunk asshole is going to do something totally inappropriate first.

Homegrown has always been first ones naked in the hot tub. Orgies and biz side by side, downside up, and upside down. Friendly hotties and fun times. Watch where you step because the last person that wasn't paying attention slipped on a lube bottle and ended ass up and spread eagle in the middle of a hoe-down that would make Hugh Hefner's 90 year old dick jump up and say "Shwing!"

Moreover, we probably have the footage to prove it.

Magnetron 11-05-2013 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19860797)
And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

I find myself hungry after reading this.

AlienQ and Paul Markham are definite musts for Season One.

AaronM 11-05-2013 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19747208)
That's not a reality show, that's just a group fuck waiting to happen... :1orglaugh

Make everybody 10 years younger and I'd be OK with that.

Still wouldn't fuck Sleazy though. Just sayin....

pornmasta 11-05-2013 10:56 AM

1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

whOaKemosabe 11-05-2013 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19861334)
1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

Chris & Harmon

Brad Mitchell 11-05-2013 12:04 PM

This thread is hilarious!

Brad

CDSmith 11-05-2013 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19747208)
That's not a reality show, that's just a group fuck waiting to happen... :1orglaugh

What would an adult industry Survivor or Big Brother be without a decent group fuck? :D

brassmonkey 11-05-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19746954)
L-pink could be the naked guy !!1 :1orglaugh




what's the big deal?

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/up...hard-hatch.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 11-05-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19746817)
10 GFY members. Past and Present.

All locked up together in a house for 8 weeks with the cameras rolling.


What group of 10 would guarantee the best drama ?? :winkwink:

mr Maxwell and boytoy

Grapesoda 11-05-2013 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19859342)
When people find out I build adult websites they immediately get the wrong idea in their head. They tend to think it is a little less cool when I tell them it is mostly me sitting in front of a computer uploading and writing text and most of the conventions and get-togethers are just a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about geo-targeted traffic and other boring stuff.

Apparently they think I am getting blown all day.

My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

hit me with an email pls... 123 at 456 dot bz

kane 11-05-2013 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19860746)
Many years ago my girlfriend's sister wanted to watch me work for a day and video it. She left rather disappointed.

LOL. I had a similar experience a while back. The GF walked in as I was working and saw a screen full of code. She asks me what I was doing and I told her I was working on a Wordpress theme. She then asks where the boobs are and I told her there likely won't be boobs today, just code.

She laughed and said, "You really are a nerd aren't you?"

garce 11-05-2013 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19860797)
Speaking largely from first hand and personal experience, most of the people listed are not even close to worthy. Put the camera on and all you would find is bunch of pale faced pot bellied board personalities that would bore people to tears in real life.

Porno Dan not only proved worthy, he has the show credits to prove it.

And yes, most porn parties are dull listless affairs where people pretend to be macking playboy ballers slinging pussy like pancakes on a hot buttered griddle.

In reality it is a bunch of helplessly horny dudes standing around a couple of worried strippers trying to look sexy wondering which drunk asshole is going to do something totally inappropriate first.

Homegrown has always been first ones naked in the hot tub. Orgies and biz side by side, downside up, and upside down. Friendly hotties and fun times. Watch where you step because the last person that wasn't paying attention slipped on a lube bottle and ended ass up and spread eagle in the middle of a hoe-down that would make Hugh Hefner's 90 year old dick jump up and say "Shwing!"

Moreover, we probably have the footage to prove it.

Stop sucking your own dick. Its embarrassing.

Jakke PNG 11-06-2013 12:11 AM

[Labret]
Jimthefiend
BVF
Boneprone
Lawrence Connor
Boy Alley
Serge
12clicks
Juicylinks
SleazyDream
...and amputate your head for good measure as the 11th

wehateporn 09-17-2014 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 19862282)
[Labret]
Jimthefiend
BVF
Boneprone
Lawrence Connor
Boy Alley
Serge
12clicks
Juicylinks
SleazyDream
...and amputate your head for good measure as the 11th

Let's not forget the Brits, you could really spice things up with a couple of well-known Brit GFYers in there :2 cents:

wehateporn 09-17-2014 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19861334)
1- Damian
2- Paul Markham (indeed)
3- Juicylinks (probably)
4- Chris Mallick
5- Teencat
6- JohnnyClips
7- wehateporn (conspiracies on the internet)

Not sure for the other

Pretty good, apart from I only exist on the Internet :winkwink:

John-ACWM 09-18-2014 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19859342)
My all time favorite response came from a guy who was a friend of my buddy's co-worker. I met him one night at a birthday party for a mutual friend. He owns a small limousine service that he is trying to grow and someone told him I do web design. We start talking about building him a site and he asks me what kind of sites I build. I tell him I do some mainstream stuff, but mostly adult sites. He gets this shocked look on his face and exclaims, "Like, with dicks!?!" I said, "Well, sometimes there are dicks involved." He then said, "I don't want dicks on my site!" I couldn't help but start laughing.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Drake 09-19-2014 10:04 PM

GFY must be in a class of its own when it comes to online board personalities past and present.

romeo22 09-20-2014 01:20 AM

all male on these lists.famale can do some nasty thing also

SDSimon 09-20-2014 03:57 PM

This thread is on my short list of great threads. Thank you, thank you. Brings back lots of great memories of the old days to present. GFY has always been great entertainment.

>>>WINNERS WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

JJ Gold 09-20-2014 05:46 PM

Need the old school legend slot to be filled by JoeE


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