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50 GFY Soap Operas!
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No shit. :1orglaugh The day I fail to find humor in a situation is a day I wish to not see. |
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Pack a U-haul truck, get your ass over there, get laid one last time and drive back like a proud man-beast, chest foreward and fistpumping while blasting "Miley Cyrus - Wreckingball" on the radio.
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after understanding better the dysfuntional nature of this relationship, op should fly there, claim the bag that had her shit in it got lost and while the airlines is looking for it fuck her accidently in the ass and when finishing up wipe the mess off on her teddy bear while telling her there was no fucking bag with her shit in it. - adios. :) |
Once she leaves, what she left behind... Is yours.
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Stop being a little crybaby and get over her. Find someone else worth your attention. |
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Nice to meet you as well. Where did you go to highschool at? me:boardman and im probably a year older than you 36. |
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it's not a lay, it's checkmate in the silly game they're playing. btw, it's an absurd metaphorical ending for that silliness mostly, especially since i'm guessing she has a teddy bear. |
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And I have to say, the relationship itself wasn't dysfunctional, but outside of it I am. I don't remember the last time I was sober with the exception of waking up, but even then I'm still in the bag most of the time. :warning I'm trying to fuck vegans... if there ever was a red flag that I need to cool my shit, that's it right there. I'll get my shit together soon enough. Likely hitting a party this evening and trying to fuck anything without a dick. You know, responsibly handling my adult emotions like a fucking child. :1orglaugh Happy new year.:thumbsup |
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