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:1orglaugh Nice.

lol. Thanks man!

ftr, i've never opened my place up to a stripper but when the 1st dot com bubble burst and i was left holding the bag, i snagged a bedroom in a house with 3 strippers. that worked out pretty good for me.

i did have my own bathroom though!

This. Exactly this.

Fuck yeah! The first few years I was married my house was a fucking stripper warehouse. They'd get off work and come over and party until the sun was up, there was always a pair of tits somewhere, a new girl or two every week, and I was the only guy. At the time, it was glorious.

But at the time, I was also much younger and much more willing to put up with some things that I won't deal with now.

Maybe I'll do what you did and find a houseful of them. They do seem to roam in herds, do they not? :1orglaugh

Reminds me of this model we had years ago. She was stunningly photogenic and had no qualms doing any sort of outlandish bdsm/fetish setups we came up with.

But she was a genuine pain in the arse to deal with as far as scheduling, actually showing up, etc. She drove me crazy with her implausible excuses on numerous occasions.

Yet...she was incredibly natural and at-ease in front of the camera - and actually quite easy to work with in the studio (when she'd show up). Easily the most photogenic model we'd worked with. Members loved her, and several colleagues contacted me with offers to work with her.

She moved away from the area and we lost touch for about a year or so. Time dulled my memory of what a pain she was to deal with...to the point that when she contacted me a year later - I completely lost my senses and offered her a solo site deal with a profit-share arrangement.

Thankfully, she reverted to her old ways...replied sporatically to emails - and reminded me just how tempermental her work ethic and reliability was.

one thing that made a difference for me was i completely assumed responsibility for cleaning the kitchen. just for my own peace of mind. it was worth it because they are complete slobs but it was quite the chore.

and thebest most kick ass new year's eve party i EVER was a part of. heck, i could prolly rub one out tonite reminiscing about that party. :1orglaugh

not to mention the best drugs too. :winkwink:

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I know nothing of these... drugs ....

WTF is the mouse doing?:1orglaugh

Deal ! :thumbsup

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oh if you do let her stay there make sure to do a month to month tenancy. you can bounce her out fast :)

you may need it!

http://www.ehow.com/how_6680409_evic...th-tenant.html


if your in new york dont do it they have the slowest eviction process i think in the whole country

Just asking for trouble,I wouldn't

You could probably do well making a site about the whole thing from beginning to end. Start a blog with lots of pics and tell the whole story daily. Throw up some ads and away you go.

You could probably do better with the free blog with ads than you could do trying to sell something with the new content.

Perfect Twitter and Facebook material too.

Why bother moving some crazy stripper into your house? If you want to film her or fuck her or both and she isn't working that hard and is always broke like many strippers, just have her come over once in a while to get your content or bust your nut and send her ass home. You don't need drama in your house do you?

Negative. That's like being a drug dealer asking a crackhead to look after a pound of coke for you, while you're out of town for a few days -- nothing good is going to come of that situation.

If you're a stripper, you're fucking crazy (that's a given), you own the Mt. Everest of problems and mental stability of a fucking peanut...in that situation, there's always a constant avalanche of crazy coming at you. Is that what you want?

I can keep going with these, but all out -- it's a fucking retarded idea, so if you're retarded do it. Otherwise, don't pretend to be fucking retarded.

I aware, Slammed. lol. L-Pink did right by reminding me of glitter and it sent my mind traveling back in time to when it was fucking everywhere. Good times, but not times I wish to relive having given it some serious consideration.

I'm going to introduce her to a friend of mine who owns lots of rentals, and I'll let the two of them work out whatever they work out. If she wants to make some extra cash, I'll let her know that I'm considering getting back into content and if she's interested, all she has to do is provide me product. All I'll have to do is talk to my rental friend who already owes me a million favors and I'm sure I'll be able to get him to cut her a break on the deposit and last months rent.

No product, no favors. She's a big girl and will thank me one day for helping her. Or not. I don't give a shit. lol. Fuck glitter.

agreed:thumbsup

+1 :thumbsup

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Bad combo of young and stripper, she works nights so if you go out during the day she will be home possibly doing some dude, drugs, etc...

Rent an escort and anally invade her and get the shit outta your system, young looks nice but generally not something ya wanna hear talk 24/7 with no escape :2 cents:

you didn't mention this earlier!

Hey.. I admit I was allowing my dick to think. Not always a bad thing, but in this case just not the right thing for me. She'll be fine, I've got a plan for her that doesn't include her being here unless she's here on business, and I'm sure she will be.

Seriously though, L-Pink if you read this, thank you. So much. :thumbsup

I really never expected GFY to do anything but say DO IT. I'm shocked, and happy.

She's a big girl, as in, she's an adult and can take care of herself. :1orglaugh

Not to be rude, but if she was big... weight-wise, I'd have avoided the whole thing altogether and this wouldn't be something that got discussed. My dick would never allow that to happen. :1orglaugh

dude you just have to take control, I had 4 strippers living with me and I filmed them all.

fuck GFY. Film her and pay her when she brings her friends over. I started with one and had 4 living with me in a month and for 2 years my camcorder never had a chance to cool down LOL. Yeah there are lots of down sides but I made more money then I knew what to do with. I needed about 4 months to recover after it was all done with but fuck it was fun

Lets all have a bet to see how many STD you have in 6 month time.

* She will eat/drink/smoke all your stuff.
* She will use up all your toilet paper
* She will but a big stain in your carpet.
* You will eventually get her to move out but she will leave a bunch of her stuff including her cat that she will come back looking for someday.

Only a child, junkie or virgin would ask such a dumb question.

I'm none of what you've proposed. And very honestly, I have to say I'm surprised by your attitude. Not even knowing you, I've got a ton of respect for you. I'll go right ahead and quote why:

That alone, I respect you for. The world is filled with people who fly off the handle with zero thought whatsoever. I have to assume that you put a little more thought into your actions because of that one line.

There's been a stimulus, and in between that and my response, I've come here to talk to people like myself who can help me come around to thinking like I normally do, before I make a decision I regret.

I'm glad I did, because I'm better off for doing so, and a week from now I'll be downright happy I did because I can see now how dumb my reaction would have been.

All respect to you. Have a great night. No hard feelings here :thumbsup.

You don't fuck with my carpet, and I'll keep your cat. I like cats more than I like most humans. :1orglaugh

I'm glad I came here with this.

L-Pink is fucking golden. Fuck glitter, end of thread.

I thank you all.

You can rent a nice house for 1200 with a big pool. Then film the shit out of them. You will probably come off as their pimp lol but it is what it is

lol. Very bad idea. My name on anything opens me up to being responsible for anything that happens there. In a house full of unmonitored strippers, things can be expected to happen frequently.

- Stripper fights.
- Under age consumption.
- Drugs
- Alcohol poisoning
- More drugs
- The police are a certainty, not a possibility

And that's the GOOD list. :1orglaugh

On the monthly rent, court costs, and other fines that would be an expensive house to maintain.

well you already made your mind up before you started this thread, dismissing all the bad comments and agreeing with the few good comments... for what it's worth i would never do it, dont get her in your space, you will regret it.. just try to bang her from now on and leave it at that ;)

I can see how it is that you feel that, and I agree. When I started this I wanted every one else to jump in and support what I now know was a very idiotic idea from the start.

Comments #41 and #43. game, set, match. All the other ones are valid, but 41 and 43 are ground zero.

I'll be happier and far more sane in a glitter-free world. :upsidedow

jmc are you the UK?

you should prolly address your anti-glitter issue.

;-)

Stripper costs too much money.

go for it, i rent my rooms out all the time, only to girls tho, tried living with guys i don't like it lol at the mo i have two hot French girls living in one room sharing big ikea super king bed..

Do it and if things go tits up ask her to leave
if shes a house mate-shes doesn't have any rights really,and has to leave if you tell her, as your classed living landlord
Do some kind of agreement(house mate agreement) set rules etc

you be fine man, i have done it loads of times,

Perhaps I'm asking the obvious, but if you're good friends with her father in your small OH town, why isn't she living at home? What's he going to do to you when he finds out you exploited his daughter and turned her into a porn whore?

I agree with the others that taking her in is asking for loads of trouble. Resist the temptation.

No. Ohio, America.

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Yup. Because honestly, I'm not sure if I've mentioned that upon being reminded of glitter, my stomach turns a little and I remember exactly why this was a stupid idea.

I might have.. but I could be wrong. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Without divulging things I know that are really none of my business anyway, home isn't exactly a stable, healthy environment. When it comes down to it, I really don't even think he'd care. It's pretty fucking sad the more I think about it. I would care more for my baby.

As she and I had planned, we met here tonight and spent about two hours discussing things before she took off. For real, I feel shitty about the whole thing. I feel like a total fucking asshole for even considering attempting to use her like I did.

I've got to be honest. She's a sweet girl. I know they can be fake when they need to, but we all can. She was real with me. No bullshit, no lies. She's a good girl stuck in a shit situation that I would hate to be in. Some of what she said and some of the things I've heard her father say just matched up way to well for me to think it's bullshit. I lost a ton of respect for that guy tonight. Tons. Being as it's winter and we're not full swing back to work for at least two months, he's a lucky mother fucker because I would bury him in hell if he was to report in tomorrow. Trust me. He better pray I forget a few things or at least lose the emotional edge before we get back into season. Otherwise, I'm going to bust his ass like he's a kid, and I will break him.

She's going to be fine. As I mentioned, I've got a good friend who can provide her with a place of her own, and I'm going to make sure she gets in and settled. Not on behalf of guilt, which I feel a ton of. On behalf of the fact that I know now, much better than I was willing to think, she got tossed a raw deal and she's just trying to keep her head above water. Once she's in and doing alright she and I can talk business. I have no interest in her in that fashion, but she knows plenty of girls who will be happy to provide what I'm looking for without any personal connections.

I feel like a total fucking asshole.:2 cents:

I've got some real soul searching to do because I was so off base here that we weren't even playing the same sport.

I can go on, I won't.

It's good to read that you're planning on doing the right thing.

Are you going to release the quackin on him? :1orglaugh

I think that I need more info than just "20 years old" and "stripper".
Strippers come with different personalitys like the rest of us humans.
She can be a bitch or the perfect angel.....

still not pics of her???

fuck you :)

you come across like a guy who is basically never around girls and has no clue how to act...you're in good company here with 99 percent of GFY being keyboard dorks who only see women through computer screens, so asking these guys for advice is comically naive...pumping out "content"? haha the only thing you will be pumping out is loads into her panty drawer while she is at work...you should let her move in - my guess is it will end in a restraining order against you

Live and learn, my friend, Live and learn.

i voted no, but might be confused. It is a room in your house. or a room for rent that you have as a rental property. A rental property No. In my house Yes. You got to be able to control these strippers.

who cares? free stripper? just buy the beer. . .