Yep, assuming Cinnamon doesn't rob you blind, bring strangers home or have a girlfriend sleep over "for just a few days" Let's make a quick list …..

* There will be 2-3 pieces of glitter in every square inch of space in about a week.
* She will eat your food but hers will be old and moldy.
* The wash machine will ALWAYS have her damp shit in it when you go to use it, unless of course it's hanging from the shower rod.
* No matter how cute or open your girlfriend is at first she will soon freak out by a half naked woman laying on the couch watching Jerry Springer.
* Her bathroom and kitchen hygiene will gag a maggot.
* You will get tired of being woke up early in the morning when she comes home and tired of being quiet in your own house when she is passed out.
* You will eventually be asked if she can borrow your car.
* Everything that a mouth touches from your toothbrush that for some reason is wet to the orange juice container will give you nightmares about where her mouth has been.
* She will get a cat.
* Once a piece of mail is delivered to your address with her name on it your "roommate" now has legal rights in your residence. You can't evict her without filing evection papers with the courts. Which now means a North/South Korea type of living arrangement for months.

Pay for your content.



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as long as she pays her rent and doesn't do drugs in the house, yes

Dude. Thank you. :thumbsup For real, Thank you. You had me at glitter.

I like to think things always work out for the best, but you're right. If it doesn't, that's what I'm going to get, or something like it. Either way, fuck all that.

I had to move to get away from all the glitter in my last house and that shit was everywhere for years. I have to say you have successfully bitch smacked me back into reality, because you are right on the money. Thanks man. I owe you one.:thumbsup

Best. Damn. Answer.

(funny as hell, too) :1orglaugh

And I suspect VERY close to the reality of what to expect.

I can certainly understand the temptation - especially the trade-for-content idea. Hell, I'd give it some serious consideration, too. But I'd like to think sense and sensibility would eventually triumph over longshot odds of everything going just peachy.

Still, keep the thread updated if you throw caution to the wind and start noticing the glitter. :1orglaugh

does she own a celestio telescope?

That's the thing right there, SK. I'm having this dream that I'm going to manage to get her to agree to pumping out a sick amount of content in exchange for not having to act like an adult and pay bills, and while I'm having this dream I'm completely ignoring the fact that I'm contemplating doing something that I've done before, that I fucking hated.

He's right, and you're right too. That is the best answer ever, and it is very much the reality of what to expect even if things work out like I want them to, which in itself is a long shot.

What can I say? My dick and my business brain got together and started making deals without consulting the side of me that actually remembers the bad parts of a situation like this.

Still though. It's fucking tempting. But the reality is that I'll end up pulling my hair out over dumb shit. Not worth it. Tempting. But seriously not worth it.

I'm not sure... But I'm going to guess no. No she does not.:1orglaugh

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then i wouldn't worry, when she splits, she won't be leaving shit behind! :winkwink:

you seem prone to making bad decisions, so i say go for it!

50 Stripper roommates!
And all the good shit's on page one.

:1orglaugh Nice.

lol. Thanks man!

ftr, i've never opened my place up to a stripper but when the 1st dot com bubble burst and i was left holding the bag, i snagged a bedroom in a house with 3 strippers. that worked out pretty good for me.

i did have my own bathroom though!

This. Exactly this.

Fuck yeah! The first few years I was married my house was a fucking stripper warehouse. They'd get off work and come over and party until the sun was up, there was always a pair of tits somewhere, a new girl or two every week, and I was the only guy. At the time, it was glorious.

But at the time, I was also much younger and much more willing to put up with some things that I won't deal with now.

Maybe I'll do what you did and find a houseful of them. They do seem to roam in herds, do they not? :1orglaugh

Reminds me of this model we had years ago. She was stunningly photogenic and had no qualms doing any sort of outlandish bdsm/fetish setups we came up with.

But she was a genuine pain in the arse to deal with as far as scheduling, actually showing up, etc. She drove me crazy with her implausible excuses on numerous occasions.

Yet...she was incredibly natural and at-ease in front of the camera - and actually quite easy to work with in the studio (when she'd show up). Easily the most photogenic model we'd worked with. Members loved her, and several colleagues contacted me with offers to work with her.

She moved away from the area and we lost touch for about a year or so. Time dulled my memory of what a pain she was to deal with...to the point that when she contacted me a year later - I completely lost my senses and offered her a solo site deal with a profit-share arrangement.

Thankfully, she reverted to her old ways...replied sporatically to emails - and reminded me just how tempermental her work ethic and reliability was.

one thing that made a difference for me was i completely assumed responsibility for cleaning the kitchen. just for my own peace of mind. it was worth it because they are complete slobs but it was quite the chore.

and thebest most kick ass new year's eve party i EVER was a part of. heck, i could prolly rub one out tonite reminiscing about that party. :1orglaugh

not to mention the best drugs too. :winkwink:

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WTF is the mouse doing?:1orglaugh

Deal ! :thumbsup

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oh if you do let her stay there make sure to do a month to month tenancy. you can bounce her out fast :)

you may need it!

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if your in new york dont do it they have the slowest eviction process i think in the whole country

Just asking for trouble,I wouldn't

You could probably do well making a site about the whole thing from beginning to end. Start a blog with lots of pics and tell the whole story daily. Throw up some ads and away you go.

You could probably do better with the free blog with ads than you could do trying to sell something with the new content.

Perfect Twitter and Facebook material too.

Why bother moving some crazy stripper into your house? If you want to film her or fuck her or both and she isn't working that hard and is always broke like many strippers, just have her come over once in a while to get your content or bust your nut and send her ass home. You don't need drama in your house do you?

Negative. That's like being a drug dealer asking a crackhead to look after a pound of coke for you, while you're out of town for a few days -- nothing good is going to come of that situation.

If you're a stripper, you're fucking crazy (that's a given), you own the Mt. Everest of problems and mental stability of a fucking peanut...in that situation, there's always a constant avalanche of crazy coming at you. Is that what you want?

I can keep going with these, but all out -- it's a fucking retarded idea, so if you're retarded do it. Otherwise, don't pretend to be fucking retarded.

I aware, Slammed. lol. L-Pink did right by reminding me of glitter and it sent my mind traveling back in time to when it was fucking everywhere. Good times, but not times I wish to relive having given it some serious consideration.

I'm going to introduce her to a friend of mine who owns lots of rentals, and I'll let the two of them work out whatever they work out. If she wants to make some extra cash, I'll let her know that I'm considering getting back into content and if she's interested, all she has to do is provide me product. All I'll have to do is talk to my rental friend who already owes me a million favors and I'm sure I'll be able to get him to cut her a break on the deposit and last months rent.

No product, no favors. She's a big girl and will thank me one day for helping her. Or not. I don't give a shit. lol. Fuck glitter.

agreed:thumbsup

+1 :thumbsup

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Bad combo of young and stripper, she works nights so if you go out during the day she will be home possibly doing some dude, drugs, etc...

Rent an escort and anally invade her and get the shit outta your system, young looks nice but generally not something ya wanna hear talk 24/7 with no escape :2 cents:

you didn't mention this earlier!

Hey.. I admit I was allowing my dick to think. Not always a bad thing, but in this case just not the right thing for me. She'll be fine, I've got a plan for her that doesn't include her being here unless she's here on business, and I'm sure she will be.

Seriously though, L-Pink if you read this, thank you. So much. :thumbsup

I really never expected GFY to do anything but say DO IT. I'm shocked, and happy.

She's a big girl, as in, she's an adult and can take care of herself. :1orglaugh

Not to be rude, but if she was big... weight-wise, I'd have avoided the whole thing altogether and this wouldn't be something that got discussed. My dick would never allow that to happen. :1orglaugh

dude you just have to take control, I had 4 strippers living with me and I filmed them all.

fuck GFY. Film her and pay her when she brings her friends over. I started with one and had 4 living with me in a month and for 2 years my camcorder never had a chance to cool down LOL. Yeah there are lots of down sides but I made more money then I knew what to do with. I needed about 4 months to recover after it was all done with but fuck it was fun

Lets all have a bet to see how many STD you have in 6 month time.

* She will eat/drink/smoke all your stuff.
* She will use up all your toilet paper
* She will but a big stain in your carpet.
* You will eventually get her to move out but she will leave a bunch of her stuff including her cat that she will come back looking for someday.

Only a child, junkie or virgin would ask such a dumb question.

I'm none of what you've proposed. And very honestly, I have to say I'm surprised by your attitude. Not even knowing you, I've got a ton of respect for you. I'll go right ahead and quote why:

That alone, I respect you for. The world is filled with people who fly off the handle with zero thought whatsoever. I have to assume that you put a little more thought into your actions because of that one line.

There's been a stimulus, and in between that and my response, I've come here to talk to people like myself who can help me come around to thinking like I normally do, before I make a decision I regret.

I'm glad I did, because I'm better off for doing so, and a week from now I'll be downright happy I did because I can see now how dumb my reaction would have been.

All respect to you. Have a great night. No hard feelings here :thumbsup.

You don't fuck with my carpet, and I'll keep your cat. I like cats more than I like most humans. :1orglaugh

I'm glad I came here with this.

L-Pink is fucking golden. Fuck glitter, end of thread.

I thank you all.

You can rent a nice house for 1200 with a big pool. Then film the shit out of them. You will probably come off as their pimp lol but it is what it is