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timlover 04-11-2014 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LaLExpo (Post 20045860)
No, the ignorant are you. And believe me you do not have much "common sense".
Keep learning about the World through your TV, CNN or Internet. And yes your Government tells you always the truth, follow the leader :1orglaugh

Well, this just shows how ignorant you're way of thinking is. That every Americans brain must be controlled by the mass media and that we are all nothing but autonomous drones.

I happen love latin culture. I love the food. I love the women. I love the people. I speak fluent spanish. I've been to many latin american countries. I eat empanadas frequently. I probably eat more flour and corn tortillas than I do bread.

It's not my fault your country is:

a) extremely poor
b) wrought with violence
c) areas controlled by drug cartels
d) government and police forces steeped in corruption

To me those are good enough reasons not to visit your country. If that upsets you, I suggest you talk to your local tourism board and maybe they can come up with a better slogan....like

Come To Columbia: We Don't Kill As Many People Anymore....

If other people want to go to your expo. I hope they have a great time, but lets not pretend like its in the same category as visiting Orlando to go to Disney World, or Amsterdamn to take in some prime hookers and weed.

I've said my peace. You don't need a PhD in World Studies to know Columbia is a dangerous country and that Cali tops the list as the worst city in that country.

PS. Please don't have me murdered.

DWB 04-11-2014 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20045835)
One of those "all American" people who probably does not have much travel experience if any and has skewed view towards the world from statistics and other "theory" :)

:2 cents:

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Originally Posted by timlover (Post 20045825)
Of course I live in Utah. How did you guess? I also married my first cousin and you're right. I've never been more than 5 feet outside of the city limits....I also am missing 10 teeth and there are 4 broken down cars in my front yard.....but then again, I don't have drug cartels in my town up at the local dairyqueen. Incase you're not bright enough...this is sarcasm. Truth is, I love Latin America and I have traveled to many countries. Hell my girlfriend in college was Venzuelan. None of that shit changes the fact that Columbia is a dangerous country to visit...and especially for Americans.

Lets talk some real statistics...

Crime is a serious problem in Cali. As of 2006, there were 1,540 intentional homicides in the city and 1,726 overall when including the metropolitan area. The rates for the city and metropolitan area were 62 and 63 per 100,000 respectively. By 2011 this has increased to 71 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants, which has led certain commentators to declare a 'crisis of security' in Cali.[11][12]

Between 1 January and 1 June 2011 there were 923[13] intentional homicides in the inner city of Cali, which is considered a 5% increase compared to 2010.[14] The surge in violence in Cali in 2011 has partly been attributed to what has been described as an ongoing 'mafia war' between the 'neo-paramilitary' groups Los Rastrojos and Los Urabeņos.[15] Los Rastrojos are considered the 'heirs' of the Cali Cartel and Los Urabeņos have their roots in Colombia's atlantic coast. Los Rastrojos are accused of committing at least 80 murders in Cali in 2011.[16]

According to Colombia's most influential weekly magazine, Semana, there are over 1,700 assassins working for various groups in the city.[17] As of 2011 urban militias, known as Milicias Populares, of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia are active in the city and surrounding areas.[18][19] Local civilians and foreigners have been advised by the DAS to take caution due to the risk of planted bombs and kidnappings.[20]

The metropolitan police and the Colombian Army have taken action to stop several high profile bomb attacks against military and administrative centers in recent years, such as the multiple FARC attacks against Cali's Palace of Justice in 2008 and 2010.[21][22] These FARC militias in the Cali metropolitan area are thought to number more than 1000, and have caused serious concern among the authorities as they have stepped up activity in 2011.


So thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather go to Vegas to see a bunch of dirty whores and get mugged by a bunch of meth addicts before I'd travel 2600 miles to get thrown in a shitty broken down 1980s truck and held for a bunch of worthless pesos.

Lets not forget that Colombia is also on the Travel Warning list of the US government. I pay these fuckers enough taxes, so...I'll take their word for it that in some instances....they are doing their job...

It's probably for the best that you do stay home.

Give me your address and I'll send you some baby wipes and waterless hand sanitizer. Sounds like you're going to need an endless supply of both.

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Originally Posted by beaner (Post 20045863)
Is columbia like cuba? I hear great things about cuba that likely wont last much longer

Not really. Both are unique and awesome in their own ways, but Cuba is like entering a time capsule. Though, it's now modernizing quickly. Go now if you can.

Chris 04-11-2014 10:27 AM

I was tasked with the awful job of going to this show aswell

CaptainHowdy 04-11-2014 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 20046605)
I was tasked with the awful job of going to this show aswell

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nikki99 04-11-2014 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 20046338)
Sounds like a blast :thumbsup

a real blast, with explosions and shit

sandman! 04-11-2014 10:43 AM

looks fun :)

C H R I S 04-11-2014 10:46 AM

Forr some reason I have always wanted to visit Columbia.

Lykos 04-11-2014 10:50 AM

That will be one sexy show:)

C H R I S 04-11-2014 10:51 AM

Spelling error on bottom.

Datails should be details ;-)

JFK 04-11-2014 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20045126)
I'm sold... I've been to Columbia before and I thought it was awesome

see you there ? :thumbsup

JFK 04-11-2014 11:56 AM

Fitty great parties :thumbsup:thumbsup

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LaLExpo 04-11-2014 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S (Post 20046659)
Forr some reason I have always wanted to visit Columbia.

This your opporunity !!! Hope to have you arround :thumbsup

LaLExpo 04-11-2014 12:47 PM

Oh I forgott .....
IvanovaBella hopes to see you arround ;)

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RandyRandy 04-11-2014 05:50 PM

[QUOTE=timlover;20046383]or Amsterdamn to take in some prime hookers and weed.
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Wow, anyone who's been to both knows there is no comparison between the clinical, over-priced sessions in Amsterdam and the wild rides you get with Colombian hookers, prepagos and gals looking to supplement their income

Speak fluent Spanish? Then half the women in Colombia are gettable, assuming you got some game. Big assumption on my part.

And weed? Sure, I've smoked great weed from the coffee shops back in the day - aren't they cracking down on that now?

I'll take some punto rojo and a Colombiana over Amsterdam any day of the week. And did anyone mention the blow?

DWB 04-11-2014 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20047077)

Wow, anyone who's been to both knows there is no comparison between the clinical, over-priced sessions in Amsterdam and the wild rides you get with Colombian hookers, prepagos and gals looking to supplement their income

Speak fluent Spanish? Then half the women in Colombia are gettable, assuming you got some game. Big assumption on my part.

And weed? Sure, I've smoked great weed from the coffee shops back in the day - aren't they cracking down on that now?

I'll take some punto rojo and a Colombiana over Amsterdam any day of the week. And did anyone mention the blow?

I tried adding you on ICQ but you need to accept me before I can message you. Holla.

RandyRandy 04-11-2014 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20047110)
I tried adding you on ICQ but you need to accept me before I can message you. Holla.

I haven't turned my ICQ on since I got to KL, but it's up and running. Don't know your number, so hit me up.

1726cash 04-30-2014 10:47 AM

Crazy...... i will be there, sure to show you my Colombia.

JFK 04-30-2014 10:51 AM

Looking forward to it :thumbsup

LaLExpo 04-30-2014 11:32 PM

Its on !!! 4 days left ;)

robfantasy 05-01-2014 02:04 AM

LOL at the guy talking all of that shit about Colombia....hahaha

Please whatever you do do not come to Medellin.. it is total anarchy, the girls are fat and ugly and the weather is absolutely horrible...

DWB 05-01-2014 07:08 AM

Wish I could make this.

JFK 05-01-2014 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy (Post 20070034)
LOL at the guy talking all of that shit about Colombia....hahaha

Please whatever you do do not come to Medellin.. it is total anarchy, the girls are fat and ugly and the weather is absolutely horrible...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

JFK 05-03-2014 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LaLExpo (Post 20069953)
Its on !!! 4 days left ;)

flying out tomorrow:thumbsup

EngineCash 05-05-2014 07:40 AM

Colombia, here we come... :)

pornguy 05-05-2014 08:47 AM

No Beaner Cuba is a world of its own. Safety for tourists is 99.9% unlike the rest of the world. But you dont go to Cuba thinking you can do porn shoots and things like that. Dont even surf porn on your laptop in that country.

Other wise its amazing and if you have cash its astounding.

nikki99 05-05-2014 09:02 AM

this is the people who didn't agree with the jasmin party terms


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