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Theo 03-10-2003 07:09 PM

i never liked Christina Aguilera, I dont know why, I know 99% of the men like her a lot.......

Pornkings 03-10-2003 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
Whats even more unbelievable she's admitted publicly to only dating black dudes... and has only been with one white guy

Roger must be THAT special :winkwink: I dunnnno

I guess I have that special touch. LOL

She did have a few big Brotha's watching over her.

What was really kewl is that every girl wanted to get to know me. and everyone is looking at us.

Naughty 03-10-2003 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
i never liked Christina Aguilera, I dont know why, I know 99% of the men like her a lot.......
It means your special:winkwink:

cold_ice 03-10-2003 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Pornkings

Then we were all getting hammered and my buddy mentioned Hiphopwhores and she asked him what it was and he told her It was a porn site of mine.

Okay heres what I think happen:
1) Your friend new what he was doing(fucking cock blocking)
2)Your ass should have lied
3) and finally your friend is doing her right now as we speak telling her what an asshole you are for doing porn.:2 cents:

nap 03-10-2003 07:12 PM

i'd whoop my friends ass for hating on me if i were you

maxjohan 03-10-2003 07:18 PM

That white guy she was with was it spiderman?

:glugglug

Rex 03-10-2003 07:21 PM

KILL your cockblocking "friend"

FadeEP 03-10-2003 07:22 PM

take some pics!

Pornkings 03-10-2003 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
HEY!!! I may think Roger is a asshole most the time...
And we dont see eye to eye all the time... And most the time he acts like he is a God..... I can tell you one thing he wont do.... And that is lie on his cock....... If roger says he was out with her and has a chance then I am surte it is so... hehehehe

LMAO hell I feel like a GOD now. Wiseman I'm taller then you thats why we don't see Eye to eye. lol oH yea and I have a bigger cock then you. so your girl tells me..

Its kinda like My buddies who don't believe the shit I've done and seen being in this biz.

I see Britney and Justin timberlake and celebs out all the time.
I went to Justin's B-day party like a 2 months ago at dublins and every celeb was there. it was crazy. But the girls could care less about me cause I'm a nobody.
You name it they were there. I live next to dublins so my friend who owns it had to sneek me in cause security was really tough.
he wasn't even alowed to let anyone in.

Damn this sucks cause I'm moving to Florida I'm going to miss all this shit.

Naughty 03-10-2003 07:40 PM

Where's Dublin's?

I know what you mean, my friends work(ed) at Amsterdam's most popular joint and I get in at all the big concerts and parties when I want to, even when it is sold out and I don't even like the fucking band, it is hilarious.

CosmicKitten 03-10-2003 07:41 PM

yuck

Wiseman 03-10-2003 07:41 PM

Well then give me her fucking phone # then!!!!
Shit!!!
Andf I know my GF didnt say you have a bigger cock then me.. I think you mis understood her... What she said was "You are a bigger Cock then Ryan"!!!
I just asked he man!!!

nocostporn 03-10-2003 07:43 PM

I just saw her picture in "Star"..bitch has acne under her eyes and scars on her chin yikes... I was going to highfive Roger too

Pornkings 03-10-2003 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty
Where's Dublin's?

I know what you mean, my friends work(ed) at Amsterdam's most popular joint and I get in at all the big concerts and parties when I want to, even when it is sold out and I don't even like the fucking band, it is hilarious.

Its on Sunset.

but the places to go right now is the bar at the Standard on wed and White Lotus on Sat. its crazy
Hef goes there all the time with his girls.
there's a hot spot every nite

Pipecrew 03-10-2003 07:43 PM

Fuck! i need some new boots, all this bullshit floating around is making it hard to keep up

nocostporn 03-10-2003 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Fuck! i need some new boots, all this bullshit floating around is making it hard to keep up

:1orglaugh ...size 12 1/2 here,send em over bitch

Pornkings 03-10-2003 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
Well then give me her fucking phone # then!!!!
Shit!!!
Andf I know my GF didnt say you have a bigger cock then me.. I think you mis understood her... What she said was "You are a bigger Cock then Ryan"!!!
I just asked he man!!!

She just said that to make you feel better..

cruise down to LA when i'm done sticking my cock in christina I'll let you lick it off.

OY 03-10-2003 07:49 PM

I love Dublins on Mondays. Been a while since I was there though, but every time I go I see (dead people?) famous dudes and dudettes. My favorite time was when my wife almost hooked up with a very famous brunette from a movie called "speed" or something... uhhhhh................

Roger... LIE and tell her that you quit the business. If that works, then SELL THE SHIT! Immediately!

:winkwink:

Wiseman 03-10-2003 07:56 PM

OR HELL ROGER just give me a power of attorney over it all I will give it back as soon as it doesnt work out!! Really man I will!!!
And as far as me licking off your Cock are you admitting to everyone here on GFY that you are Gay and want me to suck your cock?? I mean not that I am but Christ man!!! With all these chances at these famous women Why would you want me to lick your cock.. Unless of course YOU ARE GAY.........

Pornkings 03-10-2003 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Oystein
I love Dublins on Mondays. Been a while since I was there though, but every time I go I see (dead people?) famous dudes and dudettes. My favorite time was when my wife almost hooked up with a very famous brunette from a movie called "speed" or something... uhhhhh................

Roger... LIE and tell her that you quit the business. If that works, then SELL THE SHIT! Immediately!

:winkwink:

Whats up Oystein!!
Dublins goes off on tuesday now. they have free comedy nite there.

I took Patrick out last Wed. he couldn't believe how many hot chicks were at theis club. I think the osborn's where there that nite. Its Very private and hard to get in.

Yea mondays used to go off at dublins but J Z's crew fucked it up.
He had a song I think called bublin and dublins. Or something and it got out of control. so they had to stop the nite

el_perochulo 03-10-2003 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
OR HELL ROGER just give me a power of attorney over it all I will give it back as soon as it doesnt work out!! Really man I will!!!
And as far as me licking off your Cock are you admitting to everyone here on GFY that you are Gay and want me to suck your cock?? I mean not that I am but Christ man!!! With all these chances at these famous women Why would you want me to lick your cock.. Unless of course YOU ARE GAY.........

hay man, its the new melinium.. its socially acceptible now! if he likes to swing both ways.. let the guy.. haha

after you are done with him, you can lick mine too. I wont mind.. im only gay if i suck your dick!

Interlude 03-10-2003 08:01 PM

Yeah, I took a shit last night and the turds said they would take over my finances. I don't remember what happened after that because I passed out.

Pornkings 03-10-2003 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
OR HELL ROGER just give me a power of attorney over it all I will give it back as soon as it doesnt work out!! Really man I will!!!
And as far as me licking off your Cock are you admitting to everyone here on GFY that you are Gay and want me to suck your cock?? I mean not that I am but Christ man!!! With all these chances at these famous women Why would you want me to lick your cock.. Unless of course YOU ARE GAY.........

Don't you know everyone in Hollywood is Gay?
If I were gay you would be the only one I would want don't worry.

How about we have a threesome with Christina you down.

Tag team back again.

Nasty D 03-10-2003 08:04 PM

lie to her!!! get in her undies and tell us all about it!!:winkwink:

FreeNetPass Dave 03-10-2003 08:05 PM

Quit.

Jesus man, no question!!!

Wiseman 03-10-2003 08:05 PM

HAHAH OK YOU TALKED ME INTO IT!!!
FUCK How can I turn down a threesome with Christina... Fuck it let me know when I will bring the cam I got one those little ones with a remote and everything... So let me know when!!!!

boneprone 03-10-2003 08:06 PM

I fucked her

Pornkings 03-10-2003 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Nasty D
lie to her!!! get in her undies and tell us all about it!!:winkwink:
I"m going to try believe that...

I've gone out with a few celebs the problem is there always going out of town for some movie, interview or some shit so its hard.

magnatique 03-10-2003 08:11 PM

first thing I would do is kill that friend that was a cock blocker.


then, sell that biz of yours to your mom/father for 1$.

bang her.
buy it back for 2$ from your mom/father

technically, it's a 200% investment for your parents, you get to bang Christina, and that friend of yours won't ever cock block again.
:thumbsup

Anthony_A 03-10-2003 08:15 PM

Roger,

Dude, I want to kick your buddies ass for opening his mouth!!!

DAYUM!



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Originally posted by Pornkings
I met Christina Aguilera thru a friend in the music biz last night and we hung out and vibed all night long..

I asked her out and she said kewl. I was stoked because she looked bangin and well Its Christina. I was on top of the world.
Then we were all getting hammered and my buddy mentioned Hiphopwhores and she asked him what it was and he told her It was a porn site of mine.
I almost kicked his ass cause I always tell him not to mention what I do. cause most PPl just don't understand. Or they just look at me differant.

So then she ask's me what I do and I told her Marketing online and I have some adult sites blah blah blah I'm trying to down play it at this time.

things are kewl but then she says joking I can't go on a date with you cause your in Porn. She said when I stop to give her a call.

I think I'm fucked. I can't say ok I don't do it anymore..

now she thinks I'm some Badboy who hooks up all the time.

what should I do?


Brujah 03-10-2003 08:17 PM

http://personal.inet.fi/koti/jarkko....s/aguilera.jpg

EricR 03-10-2003 08:36 PM

ROGER IS A LIAR!

I used to live with Roger, in his palace, in Seattle. It wasn't long after he moved in that I realized he had a propensity for telling tall tales about ladies he's bedded. Penthouse Pet this, Playboy Playmate that...blah, blah, blah. Don't believe the hype, he's fucking with you guys. As a matter of fact, Roger is GAY.

Check out the new PornKings site Twinks.com...now there's some celebs he actually know's.

-Eric AKA Ruin AKA

Pornkings 03-10-2003 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricR
ROGER IS A LIAR!

I used to live with Roger, in his palace, in Seattle. It wasn't long after he moved in that I realized he had a propensity for telling tall tales about ladies he's bedded. Penthouse Pet this, Playboy Playmate that...blah, blah, blah. Don't believe the hype, he's fucking with you guys. As a matter of fact, Roger is GAY.

Check out the new PornKings site Twinks.com...now there's some celebs he actually know's.

-Eric AKA Ruin AKA

LMAO yea right. tell them the truth.

Or I'll tell them about the time I left some panties in your bed an open condem so when your girl saw it she flipped out. remember that.

or the time we took over your PC and was flipping the screen and changing the music on you and you thought you got hacked.
Ready to shoot someone with your AK -47. that was some funny shit the good old days

Pipecrew 03-10-2003 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricR
ROGER IS A LIAR!

I used to live with Roger, in his palace, in Seattle. It wasn't long after he moved in that I realized he had a propensity for telling tall tales about ladies he's bedded. Penthouse Pet this, Playboy Playmate that...blah, blah, blah. Don't believe the hype, he's fucking with you guys. As a matter of fact, Roger is GAY.

Check out the new PornKings site Twinks.com...now there's some celebs he actually know's.

-Eric AKA Ruin AKA

I believe it

EricR 03-10-2003 08:50 PM

Roger, Tell them about the time that you touched me on my swimsuit area when you got too drunk. Tell them about the buttplug Ian got you and Kelly for your "office" and about how I made you move out for sexually harassing my (male) friends. You don't have to lie to kick it.

Pornkings 03-10-2003 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by EricR
Roger, Tell them about the time that you touched me on my swimsuit area when you got too drunk. Tell them about the buttplug Ian got you and Kelly for your "office" and about how I made you move out for sexually harassing my (male) friends. You don't have to lie to kick it.
just cause you own part of the www.sexlist.com doesn't get you the play I get.
Remember when you used to listen at my door while I banged your girl. It's not easy to forget. LOL


Great seeing you finally posting around here

Snapper 03-10-2003 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by EricR
Roger, Tell them about the time that you touched me on my swimsuit area when you got too drunk. Tell them about the buttplug Ian got you and Kelly for your "office" and about how I made you move out for sexually harassing my (male) friends. You don't have to lie to kick it.
ERIC! You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that. Besides, after he slipped me the ruffanols, I wasn't sure what was going on.

Remember the pic from the barbeque in Lincoln Park Eric? Property of......????

BrettJ 03-10-2003 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricR
ROGER IS A LIAR!

I used to live with Roger, in his palace, in Seattle. It wasn't long after he moved in that I realized he had a propensity for telling tall tales about ladies he's bedded. .... As a matter of fact, Roger is GAY.

Check out the new PornKings site Twinks.com...now there's some celebs he actually know's.

-Eric AKA Ruin AKA



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Originally posted by Pornkings


LMAO yea right. tell them the truth.
....

or the time we took over your PC and was flipping the screen and changing the music on you and you thought you got hacked.
Ready to shoot someone with your AK -47. that was some funny shit the good old days


Damn you guys are vicious =) nothing but love, right?

Platonic Love, of course!! None of that male stripper wearing a rainbow colored thong love, right?

BTW - Rog, I ran into Ian's little sis the other night. pretty cute.

Eric - what's going on? recovered from friday night?

OY 03-10-2003 09:02 PM

I bet Pat loved that.

Btw, I will be at the Continental this coming Saturday for sure. Be there and bring whatever crew you want... Partytime.

Pornkings 03-10-2003 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Snapper


ERIC! You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that. Besides, after he slipped me the ruffanols, I wasn't sure what was going on.

Remember the pic from the barbeque in Lincoln Park Eric? Property of......????


Ahh you guys are crazy...

So when you coming to LA I'm moving in a month now.
but I'm going to have to do an LA trip once a month I'm going to miss it.

How is it up there in seattle Sunny:winkwink:


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