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Jel 03-26-2015 10:47 AM

one hunnerd it was the other guy's faults

Vendzilla 03-26-2015 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20430094)
The guy wasn't honking next to your house, he's in a parking lot... of a bar! Maybe he's got a good reason to honk, maybe he didn't see you were on the phone...

How is yelling at him rather than asking him in a normal way "having balls"?

I would have asked him politely, but he wouldn't have heard me over the horn, or did that fact escape you?

dyna mo 03-26-2015 11:27 AM

still lolzing at the gfy trolls that can't even form a coherent train of thought and write it in a post at gfy yet think they have the diplomacy skills to rationally talk a dickhead into stopping blasting his horn.

classic gfy.

Slappin Fish 03-26-2015 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20430127)
I would have asked him politely, but he wouldn't have heard me over the horn, or did that fact escape you?

He heard you didn't he? Horn couldn't have been that loud....

What is wrong with walking to the car and asking him anyway.... or is shouting crap from a distance the "manly" thing to do?

Vendzilla 03-26-2015 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20430132)
still lolzing at the gfy trolls that can't even form a coherent train of thought and write it in a post at gfy yet think they have the diplomacy skills to rationally talk a dickhead into stopping blasting his horn.

classic gfy.

Couldn't agree more

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20430182)
He heard you didn't he? Horn couldn't have been that loud....

What is wrong with walking to the car and asking him anyway.... or is shouting crap from a distance the "manly" thing to do?

Yes, he heard me, I have a loud voice. Looking back at the situation, it wouldn't have mattered what I did, he was looking for a fight, I was more than he could handle. He was all in my face when he was taller and in his mind tougher, but when I tagged him, he would get within arms reach. Just a pussy loud mouth asshole that I shut down.

Far-L 03-26-2015 01:44 PM

True story...

A guy on my hockey team, The Homegrown Pussycats, was cross checked during a game and when he was getting up asking wtf the cross checking douche bag was already dropping his gloves. My friend is short on stature, only 5'5" tall but he was a Golden Gloves boxer and a SeaBee Gulf War vet. The guy swinging was about 6' to 6'2" but his swing was wide and slow, easy to see coming and plenty of time to set - my buddy Marty got in under the punch and drove an uppercut right up under and blasted his chin and sent the guy down to the ice quick. At that moment the goalie who had about 70lbs of bulk and a few inches of height jumped Marty from behind. They tumbled down but Marty squirreled out and knocked the goalie hard enough that even with the helmet on his bell was ringing like a Catholic church on Sunday. That is when a third player from their squad jumped the wall and skated in to get a piece while the first guy was already looking for more as the refs started pulling the goalie off. Marty knocked the first dude down again just in time to lay out the guy skating in. 1 vs 3. Little guy against three bigger dudes. The refs calmed it all down but Marty became sort of a mini beer league legend as a result.

The moral of the story? Don't fuck with Navy vets that know how to box... the smaller they are the bigger the fight. :winkwink:

Vendzilla 03-26-2015 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 20430277)
True story...

A guy on my hockey team, The Homegrown Pussycats, was cross checked during a game and when he was getting up asking wtf the cross checking douche bag was already dropping his gloves. My friend is short on stature, only 5'5" tall but he was a Golden Gloves boxer and a SeaBee Gulf War vet. The guy swinging was about 6' to 6'2" but his swing was wide and slow, easy to see coming and plenty of time to set - my buddy Marty got in under the punch and drove an uppercut right up under and blasted his chin and sent the guy down to the ice quick. At that moment the goalie who had about 70lbs of bulk and a few inches of height jumped Marty from behind. They tumbled down but Marty squirreled out and knocked the goalie hard enough that even with the helmet on his bell was ringing like a Catholic church on Sunday. That is when a third player from their squad jumped the wall and skated in to get a piece while the first guy was already looking for more as the refs started pulling the goalie off. Marty knocked the first dude down again just in time to lay out the guy skating in. 1 vs 3. Little guy against three bigger dudes. The refs calmed it all down but Marty became sort of a mini beer league legend as a result.

The moral of the story? Don't fuck with Navy vets that know how to box... the smaller they are the bigger the fight. :winkwink:

Great Story. I've seen a lot of fights and what you learn is most people don't know how. Seems your friend Marty knows how.

scubadiver626 03-26-2015 02:41 PM

bigger guy, always strike first.. to the neck.

Hands up, "im not lookin for trouble." He still gets aggressive, go for the throat HARD. Followup w combos until hes down and you can get away.
Head down, eyes open, stick and move.

If people are around, say "im defending myself, call 911". Cover your ass.

Get a heavy bag and practice this.

RandyRandy 03-26-2015 03:12 PM

Lighten up, Francis
 

Vendzilla 03-26-2015 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scubadiver626 (Post 20430335)
bigger guy, always strike first.. to the neck.

Hands up, "im not lookin for trouble." He still gets aggressive, go for the throat HARD. Followup w combos until hes down and you can get away.
Head down, eyes open, stick and move.

If people are around, say "im defending myself, call 911". Cover your ass.

Get a heavy bag and practice this.

If you come across someone that has their chin down, they are ready for that.

This guy was running up on me bumping into me, so upper cut got his attention


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