Harleys are like buying an apple iPhone.. You pay too much for a brand name and get a wannabe bike..

But as long as you have your fake leather chaps and half vest it's all good..because you can hang with the 1% like vendy.

stick to your trolling conservatives schtick and leave yapping about motorcycles out of it.

heads-up, i still haven't voted yet.

yeah we should all wear hemp hats and drive around in a mystery machine like you shaggy...

who pays too much for a harley? can grab an old one for 5 grand and will last 80 years if you aren't completely inept with mechanics.

With your skill set and emotional attachments, one of these hobbies would be good for you and good for others.

1) Volunteer at a hospital as a companion or helping out.

2) Volunteer at an animal shelter, lots of dogs need a good walking. Might help you pick up a few guys, too!

Trust me, I've seen "real" bikes built before. That guy from Choppers inc had his shop two units over from my warehouse back before he got all Discovery Channel famous then lost it all when he killed a guy while driving drunk..

One of my best friends was a test rider for the now defunct Quantium cycles until a van pulled out in front of him and now he can't see well enough to have a license.

Not to mention I lived in Daytona beach a few blocks from Main St and saw more custom built bikes in that 4 years than I care to remember..

Trust me.. Harley's are store bought wanna be bikes for people who want to dress up and play biker on the weekends. I don't however hang out with the 1%ers like Vendy and baddoggie so you can pretend I don't know what I'm saying if it makes you happy.

Get out in the countryside and volunteer on a farm. You could milk cows or goats and I bet they would even let you milk a few by hand so it would be a replacement for that wanking hand action.

hang around and offer help to gents in public washrooms.

Shotgunning

Seriously, it's kick ass. You don't need to hunt, you can play trap or skeet. They are fast paced games so you're not just waiting around for a target. You can spend as much or as little as you like, add fancy attachments for your gun or you can just keep it simple. Your biggest expense after getting a gun and a club membership (if you choose that route) is ammo. On the high end, that's $15 for a box of 25 shells.

I've really found it a fun and rewarding hobby without all the shitty cleanup. Cooking, you gotta clean the kitchen. Gardening, you gotta weed (and not the fun smoking kind), hiking, biking, kayaking - that stuff is fun at first and then it's like fucking work.

Go blow some plates up - amazing stress reliever, no messy clean up (like wanking) and no one judges how good or bad you are - you are carrying a gun after all :thumbsup

Here's my Benelli Nova 12 gauge pump shotgun:
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Word of warning, buying guns can be addictive!

Unless I'm mistaken EddyTheDog lives in Europe, which makes this hobby kind of complicated to get into.

I thought Europe was very active in sport shooting: ESC - Home I'm talking about sport shooting at well managed and licenced ranges (not the back 50)

I definitely could be wrong! So EddyTheDog please let me know if this is restrictive for you! It'd be too bad if it was cause it's a lotta fun.

In what backwards shithole is a harley a real bike?You get a shiny pice of overpiced steel that is slow as fuck, uncomfortable, looks like shit, everyone who rides it is looks like a hideous manchild.
Maybe it is trendy among your metrosexual buttbuddies.:Oh crap:1orglaugh

Learn to play an instrument like guitar or bass

No way!

Have you ever owned a Mustang?

ever consider talking up 'stalking'?

right, so your looking at bikes from the curb while a guy a few doors down from you a few years ago makes piece of shit bikes from a junk yard makes you an expert. i remember that dumbfuck, his bikes fell apart upon start up, if they started up. and yes, that dumbfuck is in prison now for running over a motorcyclist. just because you stored your lawnmower in the same industrial park makes you a Harley expert? :1orglaugh and you know a guy who knows a guy who rode a bike for some never heard of bike shop?

that's some libtard logic right there

I suggest a hobby that will benefit your health such as lifting weights, biking, or hiking.

I beg to differ, you clearly have no idea.

How about biking?

Giving me a shot gun at this point is a really bad idea - I can't point a mouse in the right direction...

I knew you would get all mad when talking about your k-mart billy bad ass motorcycles. :1orglaugh

Wanking is a hobby?
I think we've found your problem!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How about sailing? Is there anywhere nearby where you could try it?

Macro photography is rather, well...limiting. I wouldn't want to do it for very long as a hobby, either...and I'm a photographer. Too tedious and uninspiring. You'd seldom get an 'epic' macro photo.

Plus...photography of any sort these days generally involves a computer (which you didn't want to involve).

Don't be so quick to put the camera away, though. Get outside with it and find a niche that interests you. It might take awhile...but the more time you spend taking pics...the better you get...and the more pleased you might be with the results. I loathed and hated every college photo assignment I had to do - and nearly put photography on the shelf forever back in the day. But I lucked out and found a niche that I really enjoyed (and no, not just the adult) - urban exploration and abandonments. It revived my enthusiasm - and the more abandonments I shot - the better the images became (practice makes perfect...as they say).

Why not cooking? You can organize cooking meets at your place for example, where every week you cook some new things or something. I hear people do that kind of thing. It should be fun.

You don't like harleys, but lets not bullshit like that, makes you look ignorant...

Go to any "real bikers" meeting and I can guarantee you that harley would not be th slowest, worst looking and most uncomfortable bike there.

It is even crazy to reply to a message like that.