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brassmonkey 05-16-2018 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269938)
Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.

wtf is a tea of coffee? drunk talk for filler up??!!

klinton 05-16-2018 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270582)
But now just try to reverse it to see what "m" does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and us of course

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/mul...r_3169423b.jpg

klinton 05-16-2018 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270564)
The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses :1orglaugh

with what the commies were measuring things ?
I heard that genetics was forbidden in Soviet Union for some time because it was a burgeouise science
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism

just a punk 05-16-2018 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22270586)
wtf is a tea of coffee? drunk talk for filler up??!!

"or", not "of". Dude, I have a digraphy (sorry that's my problem) and I usually type not those liters I want to post... That's not because I don't know English, I do the same in Russian and be sure - I know Russian very well. I just make a few mistakes in a single word.

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270588)
with what the commies were measuring things ?

After 1917? The metric system, of course.

just a punk 05-16-2018 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22270587)

I didn't get it. Do you really that stupid? The formula shows that the energy can create a mass (physical objects from "nothing"). It clearly describes the so-called "Big Bang" theory (don't confuse with a TV show).

God, guys where have you got your education? :disgust

klinton 05-16-2018 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270596)
The formula shows that the energy can create a mass (physical objects from "nothing"). It clearly describes the so-called "Big Bang" theory (don't confuse with a TV show).

Anyone (smart enough :winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:) that did bigger doses of psychedelics experienced it by himself and doesnt need Einstein formula for it.
No Biggy !

Kat 05-16-2018 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269938)
Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):

Grapesoda 05-16-2018 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270582)
And my P.S. about math. Einstein has given you a simple math formula for everything: e=mc^2

What does it mean? It does men the power (theoretical of course) of a nuclear bomb - the energy of it's blast will be equal to it's mass, multiplied by the speed of light in a square. But now just reverse it to see what "m" (the mass) does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and of us of course.

Don't you really learn it in the school? In Russian schools (not even in the universities) we learn integrals, logarithms, stereometry etc. Once again, I mean a basic education - the one you complete in 16-17 years. And it's free of course.

actually I was an IV drug user at 12 years old and didn't really 'Do" much school... not being born with a russiin gold spoon in my mouth and up my ass :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-16-2018 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270564)
Why you are so uneducated? Those were Nazi German rocket engines and those were made based on guess what? :) The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses :1orglaugh

The Americans would never done anything like that. The whole "US" space program was done by Nazis (by fuckin' Nazis, Karl!!!). Wernher von Braun is dead now and the Americans have to use the Russian rockets. They had 6 shuttles and 2 of them have crashed and killed all the crews. Ilon Mask is a cool guy, he can send his Tesla into space, but he still can not do something like the Soviet Union did in 1961.

...and you know. First on the Moon was not Armstrong. It was the Soviet robot in 1966: Luna 9 - Wikipedia

Educate yourself ;)

BTW, read something about one and the only country which was to Venus (and not once) - the one of the most extremely deadly planet in the Solar System.

https://www.researchgate.net/profile...al-axis-of.ppm



Yes of course, I HAVE IT. The metric system is a base for everything in our life. And that's not just my words. The scientists use it (yep, even the American ones) to design space rockets and everything else. I really don't understand why you don't learn it in the school and still measure everything with horse asses, lb's and other shit from the stone ages.

Are you satisfied with my answer?

P.S. One kilometer is equal to 1000 meters. One meter is equal to 10 decrements or 100 centimeters. One centimeter is equal to 10 millimeters or 10000 micrometers. Not simple enough? Now try to convert these numbers into the US horse ass sizes.

no you don't dumb ass :1orglaugh and if the metric is so fucking clever why don't you guys fix time... fuck 60 seconds and 60 minutes should be 100 seconds right dipshit? 10 hours in a day? or 100?or it that way in the russia now?? and just a big state secret? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PR_Glen 05-16-2018 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22270439)

astronauts use the metric system...

just a punk 05-16-2018 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270652)
if the metric is so fucking clever why don't you guys fix time...

A quote from wikipedia:

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The ephemeris second (defined as 1/86400 of a mean solar day) was made one of the original base units of the modern metric system, or International System of Units (SI), at the 10th General Conference on Weights and Measures (CGPM) in 1954. Because the planet Earth's rotation is slowly decelerating at an irregular rate and was thus unsuitable as a reference point for precise measurements, the SI second was later redefined more precisely as the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom. The international standard atomic clocks use caesium-133 measurements as their main benchmark.
Any questions?

BTW, The metric system is not Russian. It's the International one.

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22270650)
actually I was an IV drug user at 12 years old and didn't really 'Do" much school...

Here you will "do" school under police force or you will be taken out from your family and sent to a special school for underage imbeciles (it's like a prison, but worse). At least for 9 years. After that you can do anything you want. Ah, I forgot. If you're not a girl you will have to serve a year in the army. Course if you are not a disabled one and have no serious problems with your health.

You can not just reject to go to school or to serve in army. There is an official punishment for that.

EddyTheDog 05-16-2018 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22270655)
astronauts use the metric system...

All science uses metric - Even in the US - They pretty much could not prove anything otherwise - Nothing could be replicated...

PR_Glen 05-16-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22270663)
All science uses metric - Even in the US - They pretty much could not prove anything otherwise - Nothing could be replicated...

Yes... but the image was referring to the space program.

Klen 05-16-2018 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269930)
How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

Same here tho once i had 2 liters of white wine at once and i think that screwed up my balance for a bit :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 05-16-2018 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22269930)
How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

So you don't drink all the time and you weight under 160lbs, putting back a liter of vodka you're fine?

https://i.imgur.com/bEyDz8Q.gif

just a punk 05-16-2018 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22271064)
So you don't drink all the time and you weight under 160lbs, putting back a liter of vodka you're fine?

Have no idea about 160lbs (a horse ass metrics again?), but everything else is yes. Just a short note. We in Russia don't drink vodka like Americans (one bottle in 5 minutes). We do it with a lot of meal (at some celebrations like birthdays, weddings, New Year and even when someone dies) and the process may take many hours... 3... 6 or more. You may start it at 5 o'clock and finish only at 12. And every-time you eat lots of meet, steaks, soups, fried potatoes, kebabs, salads with a mayo and other high caloric food. Yes, you literally eat all that for many hours. Course you can drink a liter of vodka during the process and stay on your feet.



So when you've being told that Russians drink a lot, keep in mind that they do it with a very caloric meal and do it for many hours (not like on bottle in a few minutes). Course if they are not homeless alcoholics who drink shit and die because of methanol poisoning. You won't see anything like that in the major Russian cities like Moscow, SPB, Kazan etc: http://trinixy.ru/66003

We also have night clubs, brothels and pubs, but this ^^^ you will never see here. Maybe somewhere in the village... but these will be some drunk 50 year old tractor drivers in the mud ж)

Kittens 05-17-2018 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22270564)
Why you are so uneducated?

...

Educate yourself ;)

...

Are you satisfied with my answer?

I find it funny that you foreigners get so upset and tell us to get educated, yet at least when I went through basic schooling we learned imperial AND metric.

Yet it's non-American's who get so upset because they have to do a quick google or math in their head to translate one unit to the other, and demand that we spend literally billions to update perfectly fine educational material, because you refuse to "educate yourself"

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22270655)
astronauts use the metric system...

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22270663)
All science uses metric - Even in the US - They pretty much could not prove anything otherwise - Nothing could be replicated...

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Kittens 05-17-2018 11:14 AM

Oh and one last thing...

AMERICA motherfucker!

https://i.imgur.com/OyWb9CO.gif

CaptainHowdy 05-17-2018 02:03 PM

My feeling is that I will never die . . .

just a punk 05-17-2018 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22271439)
when I went through basic schooling we learned imperial AND metric.

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_...nd-Move-On.png


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