Fiidy GF's that look like his mom and a big wet juicy poo, too :)

51 women not much younger than her wishing they could go grey so they could stop bleaching their hair to get the perfect shimmery shades of purple and turquoise

my mom (in her late 70's) has seriously gorgeous silver hair -not dull grey, it's actually shiny silver- and if I had that it would be so much fun to color. or even leave as is with streaks. would kill to have that as my base

instead I go from distasteful dishwater flat brown to weird blonde (see ava, my stage before I hit the dye, dark hair usually needs two treatments so it takes a while) to something actually fun


as an aside wow some of y'all know a lot about Keanu Reeves. next up Jake Gyllenhaal: wounded eyes or just deep enough?

:upsidedow

Sorry but flowing grey tresses are gross. Keep it short if it's grey.

All old ladies should use henna and go red - of course, after a couple days they look like busted crack whores but still better than straw hair (blonde).

Ahh isn't it great that men do not need to worry about such things? That we can get laid, fuck and produce children post 70 while chicks are used up by 35? :1orglaugh

wish someone had notified me, I'd have put a stop to being perceived as conventionally hot years ago if so :Oh crap

in the spirit of spar...unlike men past their sexual prime (what is that, 20 something?) we can actually go all night =p

DOH!! You win. :)

Tho we have pills for these things now (apparently, ahem).

so best case scenario...3-5 hour window?

you stallions you =)

Im way past my twenties and the mad master of lust still hasn't freed me :( . .

I think of lust as a succulent mistress. prob mad though more fun for it

reified she would absolutely have a stance on Jake's eyes

I medieval times it was thought that lust travelled through the eyes so you might be right . . .

No no love. Best case scenario...3 - 5 MINUTE window.

C'mon now. :helpme

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totally mum :)