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King Mark 11-08-2019 02:01 PM

Master P and the whole no limit got booed off the stage the other night lmao

Idigmygirls 11-08-2019 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWENSON (Post 22557550)

To be fair, I think she'd be 10x prettier if she paid some attention to her hair. Professional style and colour is all it would take imho for her to be a knockout.

Obviously, if they're both happy, then more power to them! But for an A-lister's gf, I would think that some minor attention to appearance would really be in order.

TrafficTitan 11-08-2019 07:05 PM

She looks like 66, he looks like 45

D Ghost 11-08-2019 08:02 PM

He's making a statement. And what he's essentially saying is ... "Hey, guys, it is cool to date older women." ("especially if they match you in a monochromatic fashion")

AmeliaG 11-09-2019 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Idigmygirls (Post 22558281)
To be fair, I think she'd be 10x prettier if she paid some attention to her hair. Professional style and colour is all it would take imho for her to be a knockout.

Obviously, if they're both happy, then more power to them! But for an A-lister's gf, I would think that some minor attention to appearance would really be in order.



Her hair is silver, but, if you think that is not an expensive haircut, then you don't know women's hair.

Reeves looks more styled sometimes as well, but nobody should spend every day red carpet-ready. That's no way to live.

Idigmygirls 11-09-2019 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22558741)
Her hair is silver, but, if you think that is not an expensive haircut, then you don't know women's hair.

Reeves looks more styled sometimes as well, but nobody should spend every day red carpet-ready. That's no way to live.

Top pic looks silver, bottom pic looks very clearly uncoloured grey with some residual black.

Silver is the wrong choice. IDC how expensive it is, his hair looks dark. In order for the couple not to look age-mismatched, she needs a colour that is younger looking.

Now, having said that, I admit that I'm no expert on women's hair, but I am an expert on what makes women look good, and her hair colour is definitely wrong for this pairing.

CaptainHowdy 11-09-2019 02:00 PM

Overall, isn't critiquing someone else's partner an evolutionary trait ? ?

Grapesoda 11-10-2019 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22558241)
yeah, that's why i like the rolling stones. they have such fantastic talent and abilities to manage the press and public the way they do. also why i like jack nicholson. his press management skills are off the charts!

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, those people are shit stains and will be forgotten long from now and one of those examples you listed has already fallen the route of pauly shore.
Master P and Lil bowow were gigantic at one time. They will both be rich forever and are happy, that's great, but neither of them are talented either.

who pissed in your Cheerios? try and get over yourself will ya :thumbsup

candyflip 11-12-2019 09:01 AM

I love the silver hair on younger chicks (as in...not your typical silver fox). I think she's sexy.

Den BongaCash 11-12-2019 09:57 AM

If he's happy, why not? He really deserves it.

CurrentlySober 11-12-2019 11:13 AM

Fiidy GF's that look like his mom and a big wet juicy poo, too :)

JesseQuinn 11-12-2019 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22560022)
Fiidy GF's that look like his mom

51 women not much younger than her wishing they could go grey so they could stop bleaching their hair to get the perfect shimmery shades of purple and turquoise

my mom (in her late 70's) has seriously gorgeous silver hair -not dull grey, it's actually shiny silver- and if I had that it would be so much fun to color. or even leave as is with streaks. would kill to have that as my base

instead I go from distasteful dishwater flat brown to weird blonde (see ava, my stage before I hit the dye, dark hair usually needs two treatments so it takes a while) to something actually fun


as an aside wow some of y'all know a lot about Keanu Reeves. next up Jake Gyllenhaal: wounded eyes or just deep enough?

:upsidedow

The Porn Nerd 11-12-2019 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22560070)
51 women not much younger than her wishing they could go grey so they could stop bleaching their hair to get the perfect shimmery shades of purple and turquoise

my mom (in her late 70's) has seriously gorgeous silver hair -not dull grey, it's actually shiny silver- and if I had that it would be so much fun to color. or even leave as is with streaks. would kill to have that as my base

instead I go from distasteful dishwater flat brown to weird blonde (see ava, my stage before I hit the dye, dark hair usually needs two treatments so it takes a while) to something actually fun

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:upsidedow


Sorry but flowing grey tresses are gross. Keep it short if it's grey.

All old ladies should use henna and go red - of course, after a couple days they look like busted crack whores but still better than straw hair (blonde).

Ahh isn't it great that men do not need to worry about such things? That we can get laid, fuck and produce children post 70 while chicks are used up by 35? :1orglaugh

JesseQuinn 11-12-2019 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22560071)
chicks are used up by 35

wish someone had notified me, I'd have put a stop to being perceived as conventionally hot years ago if so :Oh crap

in the spirit of spar...unlike men past their sexual prime (what is that, 20 something?) we can actually go all night =p

The Porn Nerd 11-12-2019 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22560073)
wish someone had notified me, I'd have put a stop to being perceived as conventionally hot years ago if so :Oh crap

in the spirit of spar...unlike men past their sexual prime (what is that, 20 something?) we can actually go all night =p

DOH!! You win. :)

Tho we have pills for these things now (apparently, ahem).

JesseQuinn 11-12-2019 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22560085)
Tho we have pills for these things now (apparently, ahem).

so best case scenario...3-5 hour window?

you stallions you =)

CaptainHowdy 11-12-2019 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22560073)
wish someone had notified me, I'd have put a stop to being perceived as conventionally hot years ago if so :Oh crap

in the spirit of spar...unlike men past their sexual prime (what is that, 20 something?) we can actually go all night =p

Im way past my twenties and the mad master of lust still hasn't freed me :( . .

JesseQuinn 11-12-2019 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22560116)
mad master of lust

I think of lust as a succulent mistress. prob mad though more fun for it

reified she would absolutely have a stance on Jake's eyes

CaptainHowdy 11-12-2019 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22560124)
I think of lust as a succulent mistress. prob mad though more fun for it

reified she would absolutely have a stance on Jake's eyes

I medieval times it was thought that lust travelled through the eyes so you might be right . . .

The Porn Nerd 11-12-2019 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22560087)
so best case scenario...3-5 hour window?

you stallions you =)

No no love. Best case scenario...3 - 5 MINUTE window.

C'mon now. :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

elmy 11-13-2019 07:43 AM

totally mum :)


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