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Exxxotica 05-21-2003 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by B Sandwich
just remember these numbers, you will be buff (without steroids)

5 - days a week

1 to 2 - bodyparts worked per day

6 to 8 - sets per bodypart

4 to 6 - reps per set

3 - minutes between sets

1.5 - grams of protein per pound of bodyweight to intake daily

this program is called max-ot and it WILL get you HUGE and STRONG... I swear by it

here is everyhitn you need to know about it

http://free-st.hinet.hr/mitoz/MAX-OT.pdf

p.s. - this program is not intended for steroid users, it works best naturally... it is not enough volume for an anabolic steroid user




This is a great workout :)

Pornwolf 05-21-2003 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana


i do 20 rep squats and deadlifts. they work great and take the life right out of you. wtf is this 100 rep routine? there's no way its 100 straight, you'd end up using such a low amount of weight it wouldn't really do a lot imo.

No, that's not the way it works. You start with your 4-6 rep max and do continuous descending sets. In other words you remove a little weight when you top out until there is no weight left on the bar. There are no rest breaks in between. You should have a problem standing up after you finish. Going down stairs is impossible.

Trust me, it's absolutely the most grueling quick workout you can do. You will throw up at least the first few times.

goBigtime 05-21-2003 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
oops.. busted.

Look at dudes arm right under the pic where he shaved his chest... but then I didn't read the logs.. maybe he mentions what hes been shooting?

http://www.twowiresthin.com/wl2003/all/front/index.html


I take it back. Not sure what that is.. but its ON his bicep there...

Anyway after reading this guys page a little closer, I doubt he uses anything more than what he sais he does in the logs.

B Sandwich 05-21-2003 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime



I take it back. Not sure what that is.. but its ON his bicep there...

Anyway after reading this guys page a little closer, I doubt he uses anything more than what he sais he does in the logs.

its probably stretch marks, he probably got them from losing that kind of weight that fast

goBigtime 05-21-2003 01:46 PM

I think hes my new hero.

B Sandwich 05-21-2003 01:56 PM

it IS incredible how he goes from a chunky loser to a pimp with an 8-pack

juice 05-21-2003 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by B Sandwich


yeah, heres what I would suggest

example bodyweight = 185 lbs
daily suggested protein intake = 185x1.5 = 277.5
divide that up between 6 meals = roughly 45 gm protein per meal

so yes, an extra 40g of protein (with milk) will be perfect

also, for a meal you can eat two cans of tuna with some relish + light ranch or mayo

turkey burgers (if you must have bread, eat wheat, not white)

Hormel Turkey chili (tastes great, but high in sodium)

cottage cheese (eat before bed to feed your body while you sleep.. I can't stand the shit but if you can, it will do wonders I hear)

chicken breasts (cook em up quick on a george foreman grill)


you can get a weeks worth of this kind of stuff for like $40-50, it shouldnt be too hard to get to your total


Thanks!


Btw, anyone here is counting their calories?

I need 2400 daily... Thats pretty hard to reach... unless I go for some rich deserts or junk foods...




ps. Anyone taking Glutamine here?

P-K 05-21-2003 02:26 PM

that protein ball recipe sounds good man....how many of them balls you take daily, and do you take them right before workout? I started working out a month ago, abotut 3-4 times a week, I have never took any protein drinks and shit, just powerade ha....

FlyingIguana 05-21-2003 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf


No, that's not the way it works. You start with your 4-6 rep max and do continuous descending sets. In other words you remove a little weight when you top out until there is no weight left on the bar. There are no rest breaks in between. You should have a problem standing up after you finish. Going down stairs is impossible.

Trust me, it's absolutely the most grueling quick workout you can do. You will throw up at least the first few times.

throwing up means you overdone it. i use drop sets on leg press sometimes, but its only when i have a friend around to take the plates off.

the 20 rep squats work much better. around 15 your legs are burning. great way to start a work out because you're just exhausted after that.

B Sandwich 05-21-2003 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by juice







ps. Anyone taking Glutamine here?

i take glutamine

kris242 05-21-2003 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net



So, if you dont reach the amount neccessary, what can you do?

Take another protein shake 40g ? (thats added to the one I take after my workout)

Can you do that?

and do you need that much protein even the days you dont workout?

Most of the shakes say to drink like 2 to 4 a day. and myoplex Tropical Fruit Flavors are the best tasteing out there 42g of protien per shake + whatever the milk gives you.

EscortBiz 05-21-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by kris242


Most of the shakes say to drink like 2 to 4 a day. and myoplex Tropical Fruit Flavors are the best tasteing out there 42g of protien per shake + whatever the milk gives you.

i mix it with water

B Sandwich 05-21-2003 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


i mix it with water

i used to too, but now I know better

try this, 40g of choc protein powder, 2 cups mik, 1/4 cup ice , whole babana, and a spoon of peanut butter.. now that is good shit

oh yeah blend it, dont try to mix up with a spoon :)

beemk 05-22-2003 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by juice



Thanks!


Btw, anyone here is counting their calories?

I need 2400 daily... Thats pretty hard to reach... unless I go for some rich deserts or junk foods...




ps. Anyone taking Glutamine here?

i eat AT LEAST that much every day. i was doing over 3500 when i was taking weight gainer shakes. go to gnc and check out some weight gainer. rich desserts or junk food isnt good for you. if you want something high calories try peanut butter. its loaded with calories and is also good for you.

beemk 05-22-2003 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by P-K
that protein ball recipe sounds good man....how many of them balls you take daily, and do you take them right before workout? I started working out a month ago, abotut 3-4 times a week, I have never took any protein drinks and shit, just powerade ha....
i dont eat them religiously. its just something i make and eat for dessert or whatever when i feel like it. i'll make like 2 recipes at a time and freeze all of them but about 10 small balls and take them out of the freezer as i need them, because they dont last. you dont need any protein if you're getting the correct amount, but im guessing you arent getting the correct amount. you want at least 1 gram per pound a day, no more than about 40 grams of protein at a time. i dont eat those protein balls just for the protein, they taste great too.

dnsmonster 06-04-2003 04:02 PM

Here is a result of one month's work on Max-OT with minor changes.

http://www.ultrapatch.com/img/workout_01.jpg

stevecore 06-04-2003 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by B Sandwich
I don't see any balding

http://www.getbig.com/pics/usa/2002/mens/willetjeff.jpg

me neither... also, i don't see a penis

B Sandwich 06-04-2003 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster
Here is a result of one month's work on Max-OT with minor changes.

http://www.ultrapatch.com/img/workout_01.jpg

dude ur lats look much bigger, and the middle of your back is much more defined and striated... I think your doing great!

iroc409 06-04-2003 04:42 PM

some cool stuff here. i definitely want to get lifting again. i've decided this summer i'm getting back into shape. well, it'll probably take more than this summer to get where i ultimately want to be, but i've pushed myself into getting a lot better.

i'm probably not eating perfect. i should be eating more, i usually eat about 3x/day, sometimes some snacks in between. but, i am eating MUCH healthier than i have been.

although i am curious, how important is it to hit your target calorie/fat intake per day? i have no idea how many calories i'm eating, but fat wise i'm probably right now around 15g/day, roughly. and, is starchy stuff really that bad for you? i've been eating a lot of rice and pastas.

for excercise, i got out jogging/walking at least once a day, for a little over a mile. sometimes i go 2x/day, but i've only been doing this for a couple weeks, so i don't want to overdo it yet. but, i have started to see some good results already. and i'm more driven now when i started. it's also an excellent mind-clearer and stress reliever. it's amazing what it can do for the mind. sometimes lately i've been going bezerk, then i go out for a run and i come back considerably more calm and clear-headed than when i left.

i want to get back into the gym, but i think i'll wait until i get closer to my target wieght. i think it will be better to get my diet properly adjusted and lost the weight before putting it back on - wether it's muscle or not.

PostWhore 06-04-2003 05:00 PM

http://www.stephentakacs.com/images/steven-takacs17.jpg \



ask this guy

Dveron 06-04-2003 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime



I take it back. Not sure what that is.. but its ON his bicep there...

Anyway after reading this guys page a little closer, I doubt he uses anything more than what he sais he does in the logs.

I think guy is legit and doesn't juice or other crap. He posts quite a lot on another forum I read, here is the thread:
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htfo...hreadid=121217

B Sandwich 06-05-2003 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by PostWhore
http://www.stephentakacs.com/images/steven-takacs17.jpg \



ask this guy

the stain in his crotch answers all my questions

im taking what he's taking :1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 06-05-2003 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by PostWhore
http://www.stephentakacs.com/images/steven-takacs17.jpg \



ask this guy

I think he's trying to flex his nose muscles!!!

B Sandwich 12-13-2003 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


I think he's trying to flex his nose muscles!!!

dude, thanks for joining swoleboard... how come you haven't posted yet?

sweet7 12-13-2003 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich
just remember these numbers, you will be buff (without steroids)

5 - days a week

1 to 2 - bodyparts worked per day

6 to 8 - sets per bodypart

4 to 6 - reps per set

3 - minutes between sets

1.5 - grams of protein per pound of bodyweight to intake daily

this program is called max-ot and it WILL get you HUGE and STRONG... I swear by it

here is everyhitn you need to know about it

http://free-st.hinet.hr/mitoz/MAX-OT.pdf

p.s. - this program is not intended for steroid users, it works best naturally... it is not enough volume for an anabolic steroid user

p.p.s. - also order all supplements from dpsnutrition.com , paying GNC prices is retarted compared to these


the link doesn't work man FIX IT I wanna read that shit.

corvette 12-13-2003 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Only work out 1 hour and only every other day, rest the whole weekend.

i do close to the same, mon, tues, and thur.

its hard to get in there on a friday

Richard - Triplexcash 12-13-2003 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
http://www.twowiresthin.com/wl2003/all/side/index.html

dedicated

Much better idea than watching the scale


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