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do you have any illegal aliens to take care of all those fine rides maybe in a pimpin detail room (i mean sweat shop)? maybe to tie your shoe laces or wash your socks?

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That's a LOT of shoes for a straight guy to have :)
WG

Oh man I vote this thread funniest of April already :1orglaugh

Very nice well rounded collection!!! :thumbsup

Pure entertainment :1orglaugh

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He probably doesn't drink, smoke or womanize, a man has to have a vice no?

Those K2's look maaaaad fast :thumbsup

Yup that pretty much sums it all up :1orglaugh

LOL, we're talking about JMan here :)
WG

where is your little kid ?
he will grow up doing nothing and 'ride' these rides.
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Those rides are DOOOOOOOPE Jman.. I almost spit out my coffee a few times on this thread :1orglaugh

JMan...not drink or smoke or womanize??? :1orglaugh

Classic thread.

I noticed your rides are very clean. What kind of polish do you use?

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I feel that!

Heel to toe express for me.

I have 4 pairs and I thought that was obscene!

Why the black laces on the "black and whites"? The White laces are way hotter.

http://www.gamblingboard.com/phat/Ph...ides%20001.jpg

http://www.gamblingboard.com/phat/Ph...ides%20008.jpg
Is that a HEMI?

JMan You are straight pimpin!!!:thumbsup

Nice!
you should buy some small mats to put under your rides

that way they wont leave yellow marks on your floor when parked for an extended time

Hired meself the best in the trade, she's got all the secret ingredients for a shiny polish.

http://www.classicshoeshine.com/imag.../home02-lg.jpg

lmao.

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Damn you must be rich.

I only got 2 pair of shoes.

Gotta work harder. Not that i would buy more shoes for the money but still. :1orglaugh

Now those are some phat rides!

Very Nice! How do you choose which one to drive in the morning? Or do you have Hoopty hidden?

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Jman.. wow dude look at your Phat rides.. you are really making the bling now..!!!
Do you have others in the shop as well being polished and cared for on a daily basis??

LOL too funny man.. see you tonight in Van.

Now you're talking some badass rides!!!

soap and warm water does wonders:thumbsup

Happy ending?

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bookmarking this thread to show my friends, this is fucking funny!!!

Sweet JMan, you're obviously enjoying the fruits of your success!!

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Great rides my friend. Do they require any special type of storage? Temperature controlled and the like?

All climate controlled. Keeps around 20*C or so.
Heated by the best heater boards in the world!

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LMAO

Shit everyone has better rides then me

sweet rides

incredible. JMan, would you mind sharing with us what % of money came from porn to buy those rides?

if this ain't motivation...

fucking good idea :thumbsup

man i need to work harder.

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here are mine:

http://www.thepornmag.com/Picture%20540.jpg
http://www.zappos.com/images/134/126134/59307-p.jpg
http://www.zappos.com/images/D/Diesel6/55267-p.jpg

Actually about 25% LMAO ....

Thinking of getting the next rides sponsored and I would wear them at shows :Graucho

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Excellent :thumbsup

OMG! LMFAO! Can always count on you for a good laugh! Thanks!

Nice Rides J :thumbsup

Actually we have the same Speedster :)

uh ok

Dear God was this funny!

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I could see that for ExtremePay :)
Get some phat ExtremeRides :)
WG