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CoolE 01-17-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by studio
I know it works... took 3 years of wed. nights after work and a lot of beer to figure it out... This is the simples version... We call it the Denric23 I have others versions that you win more on... but those not 100% bullet proof like Denric23.

Roulette is just grade 12 math guys - do the math, the house wins - no "system" involving changing the size of your bets (or the colour) at certain times can change that.

The only "system" that works with roulette involves high speed cameras that capture where and when the ball is released and at what speed, and then a computer to calculate the most likely area the ball will stick. Now that's a fucking "system".

BlingDaddy 01-17-2005 12:02 PM

I don't know roulette. Here's what I do know.

1. I play craps like a mutha F***. I'll play it for HOURS.
2. I like Pineapple Cash. They send money so I can play Craps.

SEE SIG BIATCH!

SuckOnThis 01-17-2005 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius
Well in a way, the same idea could be applied to other games. I never played roulette and probably never will, but let's take blackjack.

Now unless you are a bad player, you can normally win one hand in five. Out of all the blackjack I've played, I've never lost more than 3 hands in a row. OFCOURSE it is possible, just it's never happened to me.

So, assuming table limits allow it, if you use the same idea I wrote, you will come out a winner in BJ too.


You've obviously havent played much blackjack. I've spent hundreds upon hundreds of hours in casinos playing, can count most dealers, been asked to leave a few casinos, and 75% of the time I can walk away up and there have been PLENTY of times I've lost more than 3 hands in a row. Probably hundreds of times.

To settle this, BETTING STRATEGIES DO NOT WORK (unless you're counting cards on BJ), especially in roulette. The game has no memory from one spin to the other. Your probabilities of winning/losing are the same from one spin to the next, same thing with dice. BTW, besides slot machines and that dumbass money wheel, the roulette tables have the worst odds of any game in the casino.

Pleasurepays 01-17-2005 12:52 PM

i always walk into Ceasars Palace, The Bellagio or Mandalay Bay, thinking "gee, know something no one else knows because i am smarter than everyone else and there are no brighter mathematicians over the last 50 years who had the idea to try to win money in Vegas by beating the casino with a "system". i am really lucky to be me"

get real people.

Pleasurepays 01-17-2005 12:55 PM

rule number 1 of gambling:

"All casinos are stupid. anyone can beat them, and you certainly can... just be persistent and keep trying to refine your "system"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

evanmorgan 01-17-2005 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CoolE
Roulette is just grade 12 math guys - do the math, the house wins - no "system" involving changing the size of your bets (or the colour) at certain times can change that.

The only "system" that works with roulette involves high speed cameras that capture where and when the ball is released and at what speed, and then a computer to calculate the most likely area the ball will stick. Now that's a fucking "system".

and a certain way to get thrown out of any casino, and beaten up for hours for the trouble

BVF 01-17-2005 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius
Well in a way, the same idea could be applied to other games. I never played roulette and probably never will, but let's take blackjack.

Now unless you are a bad player, you can normally win one hand in five. Out of all the blackjack I've played, I've never lost more than 3 hands in a row. OFCOURSE it is possible, just it's never happened to me.

So, assuming table limits allow it, if you use the same idea I wrote, you will come out a winner in BJ too.

Not at all. You're comparing a game that is solely based on random chance vs. a game that is based on strategy and math and chance. Everybody that knows gambling knows that BJ is the ONLY game in the whole fucking casino where somebody that is good at math or card counting can beat the casino because the player is only at a 1% and change disadvantage with Blackjack.

Tell me some of this after you've actually hit a table and won some money...It sounds great sitting at home on your computer...But go in that casino and start losing some money and then come back.

fünkmaster 01-17-2005 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius
turn1: -$1000
turn2: -$2000
turn3: -$4000
turn4: -$8000
turn5: +$16000
-------------------
total: +$1000

... there is only one winner and that's the guy that runs the place.

BVF 01-17-2005 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by evanmorgan
hahahaha this made me laugh so much...... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that probably isnt the reason why it wont work

It is the reason because I've played roulette and he hasn't...And I wasted countless brain hours on trying to figure out a system to beat roulette and you can't do it. No matter what you think or how smart you think you are because your brain has nothing to do with roulette.

cool1g 01-17-2005 01:10 PM

even with a big bankroll to handle long losing streaks, the fact remains that you are putting down huge sums to overcome losing that first bet. laying down $16,000 or $32K or $64K to get back your original $1K bet is stupid. :helpme

yuvalus 01-17-2005 01:12 PM

You can get 5-6 blacks in a row while betting on red

I read about this 2 years ago

Crypt 01-17-2005 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
If you have a system that "works" why do you need to make a site and sell memberships ?

:1orglaugh

To cover the money he lost in a casino
:1orglaugh

Nembrionic 01-17-2005 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by simple simon
1 word


GREEN :1orglaugh

irrelevant. Green = losing. So you double up.


But here's a clue: CASINO'S KNOW. They'll kick you out. Especially at the point where you're down a lot.

stevo 01-17-2005 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hyper
play the thirds

$100 1st 3rd
$100 2nd 3rd
pays 2 to 1 so u get $200 + $100 = $300

play the opposite if where the ball lands on the previous spin

This is what i do... I made 5k in one night doing this in Vegas. But then I came back home and tried again on a casino boat and lost my ass!

Varius 01-17-2005 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF
Not at all. You're comparing a game that is solely based on random chance vs. a game that is based on strategy and math and chance. Everybody that knows gambling knows that BJ is the ONLY game in the whole fucking casino where somebody that is good at math or card counting can beat the casino because the player is only at a 1% and change disadvantage with Blackjack.

Tell me some of this after you've actually hit a table and won some money...It sounds great sitting at home on your computer...But go in that casino and start losing some money and then come back.

Actually, everytime I played BJ in Vegas I walked away with cash. I didn't lose a cent at even one session of BJ all week.

I didn't use the above system at all, but I think it would do well in BJ...especially because I was playing single-deck, which I find is the easiest of all BJ to win :2 cents:

solonline 01-17-2005 06:56 PM

I gotta come in here on the roulette system, I tried all systems their is on that game and sooner or later you loose. Double up on evens - call it whatever you want, will always get you. You either get to the house limit before your color comes in, or worse you hit a zero (only 1 in rapid roulette) and they take half your stake on the even colors. This is about the worst fucking system their is, for a game that is about the worst game in the house from the point of view of the player. My advise,is play it for fun, with small stakes, you can actually win alot really fast. Their is NO system at all with roulette. I have seen black come up 12 or 15 times in a row. The mugs pile their money on red thinking "it has to come in" it doesent. Each spin is totally independant of the other. If you wanna win and have alot of time to spare stiick to bjack, or learn to play a good hand of poker. Even then with all the luck in world, everyone who enters a casino is soon or later doomed.
Myself these days I play the dogs, grey hound racing. N over all im up around 16k over the past 6 months. Plus I love the way those fuckers run.
:thumbsup

Twe Russ 01-20-2005 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by solonline
I gotta come in here on the roulette system, I tried all systems their is on that game and sooner or later you loose. Double up on evens - call it whatever you want, will always get you. You either get to the house limit before your color comes in, or worse you hit a zero (only 1 in rapid roulette) and they take half your stake on the even colors. This is about the worst fucking system their is, for a game that is about the worst game in the house from the point of view of the player. My advise,is play it for fun, with small stakes, you can actually win alot really fast. Their is NO system at all with roulette. I have seen black come up 12 or 15 times in a row. The mugs pile their money on red thinking "it has to come in" it doesent. Each spin is totally independant of the other. If you wanna win and have alot of time to spare stiick to bjack, or learn to play a good hand of poker. Even then with all the luck in world, everyone who enters a casino is soon or later doomed.
Myself these days I play the dogs, grey hound racing. N over all im up around 16k over the past 6 months. Plus I love the way those fuckers run.
:thumbsup

Where can you bet on hounds?

Platinumpimp 01-20-2005 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by [illnet]-Romeo
Wrong, the 0 and 00 lower it off a 50/50 chance for a black or red to come up :winkwink:



Also here's the major flaw with the system in this thread. Ask yourself this, Are you willing to loose 31k (in the mentioned example) to win 1,000?

You got a very valid point there, it isn't worth the risk at all.

Twe Russ 01-20-2005 11:48 AM

So where is this casion site you wanted to post mr pink? ;)

Dirty F 01-20-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by studio
Ok, Just for my GFY friends... Here is the Deal... If 50 of you will agree to join my program and promote my site pineapplepink.com for a month to see how it does for you. I will put the system on a webpage and share it with all that agree to promote my site.

Start a list in this thread...

For someone who knows the secret to unlimited money you seem quite desperate for new affiliates.

Idiot.

Dirty F 01-20-2005 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solonline
I gotta come in here on the roulette system, I tried all systems their is on that game and sooner or later you loose. Double up on evens - call it whatever you want, will always get you. You either get to the house limit before your color comes in, or worse you hit a zero (only 1 in rapid roulette) and they take half your stake on the even colors. This is about the worst fucking system their is, for a game that is about the worst game in the house from the point of view of the player. My advise,is play it for fun, with small stakes, you can actually win alot really fast. Their is NO system at all with roulette. I have seen black come up 12 or 15 times in a row. The mugs pile their money on red thinking "it has to come in" it doesent. Each spin is totally independant of the other. If you wanna win and have alot of time to spare stiick to bjack, or learn to play a good hand of poker. Even then with all the luck in world, everyone who enters a casino is soon or later doomed.
Myself these days I play the dogs, grey hound racing. N over all im up around 16k over the past 6 months. Plus I love the way those fuckers run.
:thumbsup

Great, someone who has a clue.


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