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Ill consult my theta meter and get back to you.....

Scientologists = fucktards

SCientologist are fucking hypocrats.No sense to discuss about them

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Originally Posted by atom

About 12 years ago I had a co-worker who was. He would constantly bug me to come down to the "church" and check it out. I went down one afternoon and checked it out so he would stop bugging me. All was normal until he took out some soup can looking deals tied to strings and asked me to hold onto them. Attatched to the string was what looked like a voltmeter. I forgot their name for the device but it went all the way to one end of the scale and he started saying I was not in a "clear" state. He then said I had issues from my past lives and that I was carrying around with me.

Basically he ended up saying for around 3g they could put me in the "clear". My response was "dude, I manage a pizza place, I can't afford 3g"

After that he got even weirder. He was a driver and I would send him on deliveries, he would come back 3 minutes later saying the pizza was delivered. The place I remember sending him to was all the way across town. I told him there was no way he delivered it. He said he was able to slow time down and get it there. About an hour later the customer called and said they never got their pie. He said they were fucking liars and were trying to scam us. He got fired.

True Story....

that is some hillarious stuff, slowed down then time....

Theres no Money in Porn. Theres money in fruity cults;)

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

a true testimony to peoples desperation to believe and attach themselves anything that makes them feel better, no matter how absurd and obviously stupid it is.

a statement with lots of depth.

that just about sizes up every belief system based on the metaphysical.

stupid camel jockeys in the desert this week burning churches because of something an old catholic says.

problem is, otherwise intelligent people still have this need to "feel better", and this makes the various religions very popular.

all this "my god is the one true god" shit separates people, contributes to much cultural hatred, violence, and actual death of millions of people. wars are fought over it, airplanes fly into skyscrapers because of it, children of "infidels" are slaughtered because of it...

nothing new under the sun.

if you put all the good religion does for humanity (and it does do some good) in a balance with all the harm it does for humanity it would be interesting what the net result would be.

im def not Scientologist, BUT I have been to the "Celebrity Center" in Hollywood a couple of times -- interesting place -- very strange...

I'm not. Not even in my weirdest state of mind.

Nope but I am a big fan of Tom Cruise and his 'The Last Samurai' movie.

50 fables about intergalactic rulers 75 million years ago, still making you feel bad today!

i believe in the religion where i have alot of sexy bitches worshiping me and always want me to sex them up and they make me mohitos and peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches...

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

50 fables about intergalactic rulers 75 million years ago, still making you feel bad today!

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funny, i rode in aplane for 6 hours with this dude that was a scientologist, thats where this post even came from. i have no intentions of being one.

i am my own god.

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